“You know Cledus, you attract more fuzz than a fat man’s navel.”

 

- Dusty Trails, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

“You, to get out of this dumbass rodeo, and accept the real challenge.”

 

- Big Enos Burdette, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

How's this one? ( Remember this?) 

 

" I'm sorry daddy! Am I still your little tic turd? Yes junior....you're still my little tic turd!" 

5 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

How's this one? ( Remember this?) 

 

" I'm sorry daddy! Am I still your little tic turd? Yes junior....you're still my little tic turd!" 

I love it Hobie!

“We’re on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder, Bye Bye.”

- Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

“Dusty, I am not the Bandit. The Bandit is the Bandit. The only man in the world who thinks I'm the Ban....”

- Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If I wasn't in hot pursuit, I'd throw that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in da clink fer drivin' on da the wrong side of da road!"

“That’s our advertising campaign! Get it? Fish and Chips! We’re opening up fast food franchises all over the south!”

 

- Big Enos Burdette, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

“Junior, you are a brave little tick turd!”

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

“May i say, madam, that you are talkin’ to Buford T. Justice.”

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

“We ain’t gonna make it, son! We’re gonna hang it up!”

 

- Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

Snowman:"Whoa!  Negatory!  Negatory! When we say we gonna do a job! Do we do a job?!!" Bo Bandit Darville:"It's me they're after. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists." 

Snowman:"Oh, they don't? Well then we're just gonna introduce them to the boy. So move on over a little bit, good buddy. Because the snowman is comin through! Hold on to ya ass, Fred!"

Bo Bandit Darville:"Hot damn we're gonna make it!"

 

“Junior, retirement is cat sh**. Let’s get the Enoses.”

 

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Smokey and the Bandit Movie Script

https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_185

Smokey and the Bandit III Movie Script https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_ii_18342

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Movie Script https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_part_3_18343

I won't post any quotes from these movies 1-3 in here either if it has to be censored I won't bother to even post it.

I picked up another Christmas present for myself on Friday night December 8, 2023. I found the Smokey and the Bandit Pursuit Pack movies 1-3 in the Walmart $5 bin. I had to grab a deal like that.

(Smokey and the Bandit III)

Dusty:"Cledus, you forgot the Mustard." Cledus:"I forgot the Mustard. Woman sit down!"

Anyone else here have the 3 pack, and the 7 pack? Any other fans of the Brian Bloom Bandit movies besides me?

“Junior, i want to tell you an interesting story. When the pilgrim justiceses landed on the shores of texas… some of the male members of the family, became lawmen… all of the lawmen, of the justiceses, had sixth sense.”

 

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

“Hello Buford, you ol’ sugar!”

 

- Gaylord Justice, 1980. (Smokey and the Bandit II)

from Smokey and the Bandit 2. Junior:"Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."

Smokey and the Bandit

The Bandit: “When you tell somebody somethin’, it depends on what part of the country you’re standin’ in as to just how dumb you are."

Junior:"Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company."

“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”