Smokey And The Bandit

[Skipper Duke]

“You know Cledus, you attract more fuzz than a fat man’s navel.”

 

- Dusty Trails, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

“You, to get out of this dumbass rodeo, and accept the real challenge.”

 

- Big Enos Burdette, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

[Hobie Hartkins]

How's this one? ( Remember this?) 

 

" I'm sorry daddy! Am I still your little tic turd? Yes junior....you're still my little tic turd!" 

[Skipper Duke]

5 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

How's this one? ( Remember this?) 

 

" I'm sorry daddy! Am I still your little tic turd? Yes junior....you're still my little tic turd!" 

I love it Hobie!

[Skipper Duke]

“We’re on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder, Bye Bye.”

- Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

[Skipper Duke]

“Dusty, I am not the Bandit. The Bandit is the Bandit. The only man in the world who thinks I'm the Ban....”

- Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If I wasn't in hot pursuit, I'd throw that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in da clink fer drivin' on da the wrong side of da road!"

[Skipper Duke]

“That’s our advertising campaign! Get it? Fish and Chips! We’re opening up fast food franchises all over the south!”

 

- Big Enos Burdette, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

“Junior, you are a brave little tick turd!”

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

“May i say, madam, that you are talkin’ to Buford T. Justice.”

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

“We ain’t gonna make it, son! We’re gonna hang it up!”

 

- Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

Snowman:"Whoa!  Negatory!  Negatory! When we say we gonna do a job! Do we do a job?!!" Bo Bandit Darville:"It's me they're after. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists." 

Snowman:"Oh, they don't? Well then we're just gonna introduce them to the boy. So move on over a little bit, good buddy. Because the snowman is comin through! Hold on to ya ass, Fred!"

Bo Bandit Darville:"Hot damn we're gonna make it!"

 

[Skipper Duke]

“Junior, retirement is cat sh**. Let’s get the Enoses.”

 

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

Smokey and the Bandit Movie Script

https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_185

[Skipper Duke]

Smokey and the Bandit III Movie Script https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_ii_18342

[Skipper Duke]

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Movie Script https://www.scripts.com/script/smokey_and_the_bandit_part_3_18343

[Skipper Duke]

I won't post any quotes from these movies 1-3 in here either if it has to be censored I won't bother to even post it.

[Skipper Duke]

I picked up another Christmas present for myself on Friday night December 8, 2023. I found the Smokey and the Bandit Pursuit Pack movies 1-3 in the Walmart $5 bin. I had to grab a deal like that.

[Skipper Duke]

(Smokey and the Bandit III)

Dusty:"Cledus, you forgot the Mustard." Cledus:"I forgot the Mustard. Woman sit down!"

[Skipper Duke]

Anyone else here have the 3 pack, and the 7 pack? Any other fans of the Brian Bloom Bandit movies besides me?

[Skipper Duke]

“Junior, i want to tell you an interesting story. When the pilgrim justiceses landed on the shores of texas… some of the male members of the family, became lawmen… all of the lawmen, of the justiceses, had sixth sense.”

 

- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

[Skipper Duke]

“Hello Buford, you ol’ sugar!”

 

- Gaylord Justice, 1980. (Smokey and the Bandit II)

[Skipper Duke]

from Smokey and the Bandit 2. Junior:"Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."

[Skipper Duke]

Smokey and the Bandit

The Bandit: “When you tell somebody somethin’, it depends on what part of the country you’re standin’ in as to just how dumb you are."

[Skipper Duke]

Junior:"Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company."

[Skipper Duke]

“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”