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Bandit you're reckless And you live much to hard Bandit They call you the Bandit You're a legend to the old men And a hero to the child You're shackled by freedom You wear no man's chains You're the joker in the deal of the cards Bandit steal a lady's heart with only a smile

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You know somethin' sheriff?
What?
If J.W. don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him.
Where, in the woods? Listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it's gonna come outta your pay.
Yeah, but sheriff, he's gettin' away!
Son, he's not going anywhere. The Mullberry bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 momths.
Oh.

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Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"

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Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"

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4 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100."

Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!

 

Well, I'm watching the episode I hate the most of all 147. I've only seen it 3-4 times! " Carnival of Thrills. It's by far the goofiest and it's stupid, Bo and Luke fighting! " You're just lucky we're in Uncle Jesse's house is all. You're unlucky, because we cqan always step outside." STOOPID!! GOOOOOFFFY!!

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Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."

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8 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."

F.O......it's part of UFO except you know what it is, so it's just an F.O. .....now if it LANDS.....it's not even an F....just an O!

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