Smokey And The Bandit

[Skipper Duke]

Junior Justice:"Hush puppies daddy!"

[Skipper Duke]

Grave Robber:"Bandit this here is the grave robber. We'll try to hold off that county mountie as long as we can good buddy."

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit you're reckless And you live much to hard Bandit They call you the Bandit You're a legend to the old men And a hero to the child You're shackled by freedom You wear no man's chains You're the joker in the deal of the cards Bandit steal a lady's heart with only a smile

[Skipper Duke]

Everybody who seen it thought the Bandit was gone

[Hobie Hartkins]

If they'd a cremated  the Sum B*&%h, I'd be kickin' mr. Bandit's A@@ right now!

[Skipper Duke]

Little Enos:"I'd like to kick his a** just once!" Bandit:"You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If I wasn't in high speed pursuit, I'd throw that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in the clink for drivin' on the wrong side of the road!"

[Skipper Duke]

See that special he's jumpin' on? Oh it's a special alright. Just add 3 zeros when you check out the mileage. It used to be a taxi! Well this gal is takin' a walk on Skip Town, his lies and his lemons!

[Skipper Duke]

This is how you handle the clan junior

[Skipper Duke]

You know somethin' sheriff?
What?
If J.W. don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him.
Where, in the woods? Listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it's gonna come outta your pay.
Yeah, but sheriff, he's gettin' away!
Son, he's not going anywhere. The Mullberry bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 momths.
Oh.

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit - That’s not good. 

Frog - It would be better with a whole bridge.  

Bandit - And that’s  worse!  

Frog - Why don’t you drop me off here, I’ll catch a cab? 

Bandit - Too late now!

[Skipper Duke]

Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"

Edited October 21, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Listen lady, if Junior can get up in the morning, tie his shoes, and take a pee, I'm not proud, I'm amazed!"

Edited October 21, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"

Edited November 5, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Carrie/Frog:"Would a cop taking a leak on the side of
 the road interest you?"
Bandit:"Yes it would. He's going 10-100."

Edited November 5, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Carrie/Frog:"Well, at least it's better than 10-200."

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. Because by that time, uh, that smokey will have gone by you."

[Skipper Duke]

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100."

Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

[Hobie Hartkins]

4 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100."

Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!

[Skipper Duke]

Just now, Hobie Hartkins said:

Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!

I'd react. But I'm out. I've used up my quota again.

[Hobie Hartkins]

4 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100."

Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!

 

Well, I'm watching the episode I hate the most of all 147. I've only seen it 3-4 times! " Carnival of Thrills. It's by far the goofiest and it's stupid, Bo and Luke fighting! " You're just lucky we're in Uncle Jesse's house is all. You're unlucky, because we cqan always step outside." STOOPID!! GOOOOOFFFY!!

[Hobie Hartkins]

Waylon: Old Toby...Daddy doesn't know he has the car! ( He crashes) That's daddy's shirt too!

[Skipper Duke]

Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."

[Hobie Hartkins]

8 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."

F.O......it's part of UFO except you know what it is, so it's just an F.O. .....now if it LANDS.....it's not even an F....just an O!