Garrett Duke Posted December 30, 2010 Report Posted December 30, 2010 I don't know what episode this was, but it was on the other day and it had me laughing.Boss said something like Rosco had the head of a watermelon with the brain the size of a seed. Rosco replied: Think you scuffed my pride for a week.Can't remember the exact wording, but it went something like that. Found that hilarious. Those two made a great comedy pair...Bo and Luke are my favorite characters, but the show would not be the same without Rosco and Boss! You gotta love Rosco! Quote
dukefan1 Posted December 31, 2010 Report Posted December 31, 2010 I like "I'm gonna knock him into the middle of next week" I love it Quote
HossC Posted December 31, 2010 Report Posted December 31, 2010 I like "I'm gonna knock him into the middle of next week" I love itI think they borrowed this from my mother . She was definitely using it before Dukes started. Quote
RogerDuke Posted January 1, 2011 Report Posted January 1, 2011 You're right about that Hoss. Folks over here were using that one long before Dukes came out. Nobody can knock old Rosco in the middle of next week 'cause he can take a hit that would kill ten ordinary men. Quote
ChargerCNH320 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Posted January 25, 2011 From the episode Mary Kaye's BabyRosco: You still in hot pursuit boy?Enos: More like luke-warm sheriff, I lost em.Rosco: You lost em? One thing about you Enos, your consistent. Quote
TRPColtrane95 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 my favorite of:OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!" I love it! I love it! Ohhh! That was a *horrendous* crash! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya! Ya dun *scuffed* my ve-hicle! Say Hello from Roscoe! "The Dukes of Hazzard: One Armed Bandits (#1.1)" (1979)Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Go faster! Dobro Doolan: Well, I don't wanna get a speedin' ticket! Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: From who, you jackass? many others I hardly to know.. oh well.. Quote
RogerDuke Posted February 16, 2011 Report Posted February 16, 2011 I just got done watching "Follow That Still." I love the part where Luke is driving the APC down Seminole Hill and Rosco has his patrol car parked between two boulders to stop it. When the brakes of the APC give out and it crushes the patrol car, I crack up every time I see Rosco's reaction. When Rosco pops up from behind one of the boulders he looks like a gopher popping up out of his hole with his eyes bugged out! LOL Since he did say "Screeeee!" I guess that officially qualifies this to fit in the favorite quotes thread. Quote
CountryGirl101 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Posted February 16, 2011 I'm the newbie on the block, so I've got a lot of catching up to do... But I don't think I remember seeing this one that Roscoe said about Flash. Don't really remember which episode it was in, but they were sitting in the car and Roscoe was talking and playing with Flash... And he held up his ears and said, "I think your daddy was a jack rabbit!" And I remember we had a little Datsun dog at that time... And my dad would hold up her ears and tell her that he thought her daddy was a jack rabbit! Quote
TRPColtrane95 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 nice, so other his favorite when to Enos as said "monkey dee, Monkey do" when they did in "Find Loretta Lynn" episode that one my favorite when funny squirt and bubba was. lol Quote
Garrett Duke Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 They have a Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT today and I saw an episode and a half of it today. On "Baby for the Dukes" Rosco and Enos were in a speed trap...Enos: Sheriff this ain't fair ...he went on to say several other things that included ain't in it.Rosco: You are going ain't yourself out of a job.Sorry for not remembering all that Enos had to say, I just saw it so I should remember it, but yet...It was so funny to see Rosco and Enos on horses...when Boss led them out to the horse and forced Rosco to take the reins, Rosco said:I'm too young to die. LOL Quote
Gilligan197 Posted September 25, 2018 Report Posted September 25, 2018 While Willie Nelson made a great Jesse Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie NOTHING will ever replace Denver Pyle as the original Jesse Duke the same goes for Boss Hogg Burt Reynolds just didnt have the same zing as Sorrel Booke Quote
wotan30310 Posted April 24, 2019 Report Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) Rosco P. Coltrane is my best charactere in the TV show. Rosco talking to Boss in his bath: where's the little coin-coin (coin-coin in French is the noise of the duck). What I love about Rosco is that he says and, always does anything ... I do not know if the jokes in English and French are the same, but in French dubbing it's very funny . Edited April 24, 2019 by wotan30310 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted July 2, 2022 Report Posted July 2, 2022 On 2/26/2011 at 6:21 PM, Garrett Duke said: They have a Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT today and I saw an episode and a half of it today. On "Baby for the Dukes" Rosco and Enos were in a speed trap... Enos: Sheriff this ain't fair ...he went on to say several other things that included ain't in it. Rosco: You are going ain't yourself out of a job. Sorry for not remembering all that Enos had to say, I just saw it so I should remember it, but yet... It was so funny to see Rosco and Enos on horses...when Boss led them out to the horse and forced Rosco to take the reins, Rosco said: I'm too young to die. LOL Cousin Garrett Duke... It goes like this. Enos"I tell you Sheriff. You shouldn't be tryin' to trap people like this. It ain't right. It ain't proper. And it ain't honest." Rosco:"And yer gonna ain't yerself right out of a job, if you don't stop ain'tin'! All you gotta remember is, monkey see, monkey do!" Quote
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