I know that this is out there in another section, but I thought we could also do it here, under his name.

Brotherly Love

"Now you can't see the wheels spinning in Enos's head 'cause they're so tiny. But they're really humming.

A Baby for the Dukes

" Now, about this time Boss Hogg was having a county budget meeting with Rosco and Enos, who couldn't count a dozen eggs without taking off thier shoes.

"And Daisy set off to serve breakfast at the Boars Nest, hard, greasy cookies. Try not to miss it if you can"

~From Shine on Hazzard Moon

Favorite Waylon Quote:

"There's trouble and then theres trouble and the trouble with some trouble is at first...it dont look like trouble."

I know Ive mentioned this before but it bears repeating! And besides, its an awesome line! LOL

Jax

I can't remember the exact line and I'm not sure about the episode either. I think it's from Deputy Dukes. Waylon says something like "Those boys sure do have a pitiful grasp on reality."

Like I said, I can't remember the exact line, but it never fails to crack me up.

I know what your talking about

Enos is chasing Bo and Luke and Bo says

"shoot thats Enos"

Luke:"so he anit after us...or are you forgetting what side we're on now?"

Bo:"oh yeah for once we anit got nothing to worry about"

Waylon:''Now sometimes them boys have a pitiful grasp on reality"

Thats probably not exact though.

Here are some more that I like.

"Only the Dukes would go to twon to find out why they can't get arrested."

"The casino buniness was cooking like an all day singin' with dinner on the ground."

Now if I only knew what an all day singin' was, and why is dinner on the ground?

Here's one about Duke luck

"Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed out good luck, old Bo and Luke must've been fishing"

"If it wasn't for bad luck , the Dukes wouldn't have any luck at all."

"The casino buniness was cooking like an all day singin' with dinner on the ground."

Now if I only knew what an all day singin' was, and why is dinner on the ground?

This is a guess only, but I'd guess that an "all day singin'" would be like a gathering to sing hymns and such. And dinner on the ground is probably a picnic.

I don't know for sure...but a wild guess.

LS3

"Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!"

-Boars Nest Bears

"Well at the worst possible time' date=' guess who's showing!"

-Boars Nest Bears[/quote']

I don't remember that line. Who was Waylon referring to?

That was when Bo and Luke were standing on the porch and someone pulled up in the car and showed up & I don't know his name. That's when Bo said " Well would you look it there who's coming!"

"The casino buniness was cooking like an all day singin' with dinner on the ground."

Now if I only knew what an all day singin' was, and why is dinner on the ground?

This is a guess only, but I'd guess that an "all day singin'" would be like a gathering to sing hymns and such. And dinner on the ground is probably a picnic.

I don't know for sure...but a wild guess.

LS3

Thats proberly what it is. thanks. I don't know why I didn't think of it as a picnic. LOL

Get ready for a LONG list. He had so many great lines. No one could do it like him, not even the Narrator in the new movie!

"Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed gout good luck, Old Bo and Luke must've been fishing."

From Nothing But the Truth.

"Whoa now. I know it looks alful peaseful and it don't look much like Hazzard with noby chaign anybody or nothin'..."

From Miss Tri County

"In fact if the Dukes quite driving old Cooter would have to go back to the chicken farm."

This was said while Bo was stuffing Uncle Jesse into the General Lee.

Waylon: "Looks to me they might have to widen that window.

From the Law and Jesse Duke

"I tell you being an entrepereneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasnt to easy either." (I loved how he pronounced "entrepereneur")

Ok this is from Share and Share Alike and has more than just Waylon's line. It needs to be set up.

The General getting chased and banged around by bad guys.

Bo: "Well why don't we do like General Grant would do?"

Luke: "Whats that?"

Bo: "Retreat"

Driving in reverse still being chased.

Luke: "You sure this is a good idea?"

Bo: "Yeah, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. I got a plan."

As a truck blocks the road in front/back of the General Lee.

Waylon: "Great plan Bo."

"That little lady needs a good spanking"

from "Diamonds in the Rough"

I don't remember that episode.

Its a good one, one of my favorites.

"That little lady needs a good spanking"

from "Diamonds in the Rough"

What is the story line for this episode?

kk got rid of that mess

My favorite waylon line is: "Welcome to Hazzard County"

A great Waylon line about boss.

-...He was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib, 'cause he would have to heat his way out."

"Hazzardville Horror"

Waylon: Things are done differently in Hazzard, but even in Hazzard, plumbers don't usually hide behind bushes.

He said something like that, but watching that last night (from DVD) I found it funny.

"It was a slick plan. And it didn't work worth a pitcher of spit."

from "Mrs Daisy Hogg" when two old big trucks were going fast, side by side, on a narrow dirt road.

"If any of ya'll ever drive through Hazzard, well, you might remember that if it's got wheels, folks tend to want to race it."

I can't remember the episode (I think it's Money to Burn)...

"If you were headin' for the milk and cookies, you picked a bad time..."

I love the way Waylon does the introductions of the various characters early in season one, like Uncle Jesse...

"Now you're gonna love ol' Jesse. He's quite the study. Jesse's retired moonshiner. And he's very religious. Although he's well read, he's rough as a mouthful of bark when he's riled."

"Once upon a time, there was this very smart Greek fella that said that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Well, I can tell ya right now that that fella had never been to Hazzard County."

Waylon...from 10 Million Dollar Sheriff.

Here's a great Waylon quote from "Shine on Hazzard Moon" when the Duke boys were doing their usual crazy stunts in the General Lee.

" Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and road one of those big time rollar coasters. They fell asleep."

Oh one of the greatest i've ever heard him do is in Brotherly Love when the boys are talking about a plan and its all sorted and Daisy goes

And i'll make y'all some sandwiches...

And then Waylon, in a sarcastic positive tone goes

'That oughta help!'