August 16, 200818 yr This one's from "Officer Daisy Duke" "Well now, when ya sell pigs to buy pig feed, ya ain't apt to be in the pig business for very long."
September 25, 200817 yr From "Shine on Hazzard Moon" while the boys were jumping the General Lee..."Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and rode one of them big time roller coasters. They fell asleep."
September 29, 200817 yr From "Shine on Hazzard Moon" while the boys were jumping the General Lee..."Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and rode one of them big time roller coasters. They fell asleep."That's pretty good there.
January 9, 200917 yr "Ol' Hector had just spent ten years as a guest of the federal government... that means he was doin' time in the pokey."Man, do I love Waylon.
March 19, 200917 yr "Ever have one of them days when ya couldn't hit the ground with your hat?"(from "Repo Men")
April 9, 200917 yr I'm guessing this one's been posted before but it's soooooo good, it's worth repeating.It's from the end of "The Rustlers"."Someone once said that nice guys finish last. Well, not always. Not in Hazzard County."
April 9, 200917 yr This one is from the episode When You Wish Upon A Hogg it's from the scenewhen one of the bad dudes is putting that canister in the backseat the car." The stuff that dude is putting in the backseat of the General will send a teamof Oxen to sleepy city in a new york minute.
June 9, 200917 yr This one's from "The Late J.D. Hogg""Ain't it a shame we can't all be as good while we're living as we can when we think we're dying"
June 18, 200917 yr This one's from "My Son, Bo Hogg""In Hazzard County, a youngster growing up learns the four Rs......reading, righting, ritmitic and racing"
June 28, 200917 yr This one's on "The Hack of Hazzard" from season 3"Hazzard sure is tough on strangers....'till they get the hang of it."
July 8, 200917 yr "Once upon a time there was this very smart Greek feller that said the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Well I tell ya right now, that feller had never been to Hazzard County"
July 8, 200917 yr heres one if ya'll havent already used it and dont mind me chimin inIn: Strange Visitor To Hazzard:the alien is in the back of the General and Bo jumps the General and it freezes there and Waylon says:"now folks this you gotta feel sorry for this little guy, he must think the whole planet is like Hazzard"
July 9, 200917 yr ROFLI love that quote. I sure wish the whole planet was like Hazzard!!!lol, youve managed to cheer me up!
July 13, 200917 yr This one is from the beginning of "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again" "The Duke boys know how to enjoy three things.....girls, fast cars and peaceful Hazzard mornings. But girls change, cars wear out and Hazzard mornings don't stay peaceful long."
July 17, 200917 yr Here's one or two you might have said, but I likeFrom Welcome Walylon" Now y'all know I'd loved to help them, but I didn't want to hurt my hand.From "Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Duke" Y'all know they've had squables before, but this is just bad.
July 19, 200917 yr This Waylon quote is from "Nothin' But the Truth" when Boss got injected with truth serum. "Yes sir, Boss was in as much trouble as the only chicken in the barnyard when the preacher was coming to Sunday dinner."
July 19, 200917 yr i wish i could remember the episodes but i cant but here some funny quotes from Waylon "There was ol' Cooter, stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival." "Luke's plan was workin' like a two dollar watch." "Ol' Rosco was gettin' madder than an old wet hen." "Them boys are trapped like two foxes in a hen house with a sack fulla eggs." "Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels."
July 27, 200917 yr This Waylon line from "The Law and Jesse Duke" might not sound that funny but the way that Waylon delivers it makes it hilarious."I tell you, being an entaprauneer is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either."(spelling it ain't easy either. I probably messed it up)
August 17, 200917 yr This Waylon quote is from "The Revenge of Hughie Hogg"."Now, trying to catch one Duke, much less all four is like trying to catch a handful of eels with a fistful of axle grease."
August 18, 200917 yr LOL Roger...what a great analogy ol' Waylon made there! Almost makes me feel bad for ol' Hughie Hogg...almost being the key word.
August 19, 200917 yr Heres a Waylon quote when Enos is walkin outta the Boars Nest in Brotherly Love and Waylon goes "Now Folks, Ya cant see the wheels turnin in Enos's head cause there so tiny"MAN i felt sorry for Enos.... lol
August 20, 200917 yr I know what you mean. I felt sorry for Enos too when I heard that. I also didn't like it too much whenever they teased Lulu about being overweight. Oh well, to me the show is still perfect despite an occasional goof.
August 20, 200917 yr I know what you mean. I felt sorry for Enos too when I heard that. I also didn't like it too much whenever they teased Lulu about being overweight. Oh well, to me the show is still perfect despite an occasional goof.Yeah i agree with all that lol
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