DaisyMaeDuke

Good Advice...though my favorite proverb is African: Be careful when a naked man offers you a shirt....

Daisy shook her head, tears in her eyes now. "I don't know."
Luke rolled his eyes. "Womenfolk."

Luke nodded. "Tell me about it...readin' your thoughts...that's a scary pastime."

Luke pretended to take a whiff of him. "Coulda fooled me...ya smell like ya live in there with her..." he teased, a half-grin on his face.

"Heck Hughie Hogg can't pull off a dry look either...he's still as ugly as a possum's fanny," said Luke "Course....I should't be so mean t the poor possum," he added.

"Whoever you are...it's safe t come out now..." called Luke.

impersonating a human being (I know some who are guilty of that)

Gosh...England actually has a Blockbuster?! And here I thought all they had was fish, chips and a big clock....

Some friend you are Roger to tell on me! When I do hotwire it, you can FORGET me comin' to take you for a spin!!!! LOL

Darn it all... stupid computer *bangs fist into monitor* WORK! WORK I TELL YOU!!!

well not more than 15 no...I'm not the most patient Duke...

Well Rog...we always let you in...so I guess this establishment ain't too picky...

Should we charge a couple dollars to keep out the riff-raff?

Well...the wild turkeys around here dont generally fly very high...just about the heighth of your truck bumper ...enough so you are trailing turkey feathers for a few days.... (so you all know where MY Thanksgiving dinner comes from hahaha)so maybe he is is more like a turkey than we thought....

I say we stick some feathers on Boss Hogg and call it good....Rosco does call him a butterball from time to time after all...

Don't feel like a cowboy tonight - John Schneider

nose (sorry but it WAS the first thing I thought of LOL)

Traffic Cop (Typos indeed...you better watch it Rog or you will be the family member I disown for Christmas!!! LOL)

villain
(You really do have too much spare time Rog...LOL:rofl:)

garage (or gare-idge as certain people I know like to say it)

crook
(not so clever...I jsut watched it)

Nice job Morgan...you have a lot of talent.

Now I know how Bugs Bunny feels durring Wabbit Season

If you had the knowledge youd prove you had the knowledge but sadly you dont have the knowledge...you just think you do...