The MoonShine 400 !!

[Hobie Hartkins]

Well, it's racing time here in Hazzard, but of course it's ALWAYS racing time in Hazzard Co.  The Moonshine Mauler is the favored winner this year, because of it's super charged engine and Hobie is the driver!     There ARE  some other racers though,  who plan to give  Hartkins a  run for his money!

[RogerDuke]

So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? 

[Hobie Hartkins]

6 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? 

They don't HAVE to be red! .....But they all ARE red! LOL!  Dirt bikes, cars, ....whatever....This IS Hazzard County.....they do things different here! *

* Another example of nobody has to explain anything to anybody around here! Everybody knows the quote I'm referring to ....!! ( This is ONE of the qualities that makes Hazzard so great!)

Edited Monday at 02:01 AM by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

2 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

They don't HAVE to be red! .....But they all ARE red! LOL!  Dirt bikes, cars, ....whatever....This IS Hazzard County.....they do things different here!

I like the way you think Mr. Race Commissioner. I think we should take a week before the race starts to make sure everybody has described their vehicle. And to make sure that everybody who wants to enter and lose to me has time to do so.

[Hobie Hartkins]

1 minute ago, RogerDuke said:

I like the way you think Mr. Race Commissioner. I think we should take a week before the race starts to make sure everybody has described their vehicle. And to make sure that everybody who wants to enter and lose to me has time to do so.

Excellent idea! Except the Moonshine Mauler has some other ideas!!

[RogerDuke]

I'm guessing we are going to have a pretty diverse group of race vehicles.....just like Mario Kart. I love that game. Sorry I'm out of reactions Hobie or I'd be giving you lots of likes. 

[RogerDuke]

3 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

Excellent idea! Except the Moonshine Mauler has some other ideas!!

Excellent idea picking a vehicle....or excellent idea losing to me? 

[Hobie Hartkins]

We may fight it out on the track, to see who the best shine driver is, but when it comes to evading the long arm of Hazzard law.....We're ALL on the same side!!  

[RogerDuke]

2 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

We may fight it out on the track, to see who the best shine driver is, but when it comes to evading the long arm of Hazzard law.....We're ALL on the same side!!  

True. I don't trust Meadowmufn. She's just too good of friends with the Sheriff. Speaking of which, I wonder if Rosco is going to let her drive his car in the Moonshine 400. If she does, ignore the siren. She will probably use it to trick us into slowing down. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

LOL! That's great! I can't say much about Meadow though....she's a FINE young lady.....!!!     .....although she does need to be careful about hanging out with Rosco! You know what mama always said, you're a reflection of the  company you keep!  

[Meadowmufn]

Rosco was a baaaaaaaaaaaad influence on me. 

[RogerDuke]

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? 

[Skipper Duke]

3 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? 

I'm entering my boat. 1964 Wheeler. S. S. MINNOW

[Hobie Hartkins]

17 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? 

My Mauler is a 1983 Trans Am  T top. It can run on gas or shine!

[RogerDuke]

23 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

I'm entering my boat. 1964 Wheeler. S. S. MINNOW

Okay but it has to have wheels. You pulling it with something? 

That's 3. If other people don't enter we should enter them anyways and then to punish them for not participating we'll just give them flat tires early in the race! 

[Hobie Hartkins]

12 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

Okay but it has to have wheels. You pulling it with something? 

That's 3. If other people don't enter we should enter them anyways and then to punish them for not participating we'll just give them flat tires early in the race! 

Right ON!! Totally Tubular!!    LOL!  

[Hobie Hartkins]

They say The MoonShine 400  will be televised this year!  Also I hear Daisy is going to be there!

[Garrett Duke]

On 5/4/2025 at 8:52 PM, RogerDuke said:

So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? 

Oooo I wanna race the NASCAR 24 car!!! Flames and all!

[RogerDuke]

All right. Garrett is in. It wouldn't be a Moonshine 400 without Garrett. If we don't get confirmation from MM we are just putting her in Rosco's patrol car and we'll put Hoss in an orange F1 car.