Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 1, 2005 Report Posted October 1, 2005 I really like:Rosco I wish, I just wish that for once you'd use your head for somethin other than a handy place to hang your teeth.What are some of ya'lls favorites?? Quote
iloveluke6 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Posted October 2, 2005 ...they sure dont make grownups like they used to.... Quote
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Posted October 2, 2005 "Rosco you see that lump on your neck it's your head USE IT!" Quote
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Posted October 13, 2005 Rosco: Boss, What's a five letter word for dunce?Boss: R-O-S-C-ORosco: OOO that fits....(Then gives Boss a nasty look)LOL I loved that!!!!! Quote
iloveluke6 Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 Rosco-I cant jus' say poof your a deputyBoss- you better say poof your a deputy or im gonna say poof your firedRosco-poof your a deputyI dont know if its exact but its along those lines. I think me and you are the only 2 with Boss quotes... Quote
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Posted October 13, 2005 ya i think we are to and i loved it when he said...Rosco-I cant jus' say poof your a deputy Boss- you better say poof your a deputy or im gonna say poof your fired Rosco-poof your a deputy ROFLOL!!! Quote
iloveluke6 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Posted October 30, 2005 Rosco-goody goody gum drops why didn't I think of that?Boss-because if you had my brains you'd be Boss and I'd be the jackass sheriffRosco-oohh I appreciate it Quote
BoDuke'sGirl Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 I didn't say "Bo" I said "Dough" and "Don't shoot! Don't shoot!" Quote
Iloveschnieder Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Sorrell sure had some great lines! "Rosco I wish, I just wish that for once you'd use your head for somethin other than a handy place to hang your teeth. "This is one of my fav lines too. Of course right now I can't think of any of my fav lines from him. He and James Best worked so well off of each other. I loved Sorrell in "Ghost of General Lee" when Rosco tell's him of the "boys passing" . Quote
iloveluke6 Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Rosco: I can do it if I put my mind to itBoss: Rosco, talk quiet when your talking about your mind...to show respect for the dead(I may be a little off on that one) Quote
Jamanda Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 We watched Lawman of the Year and found this great line. Rosco sends Enos out to the car for Flash's doggy num-nums and Enos bumps into Boss on his way out.Enos: I'm on my out for some doggy num-nums.Boss: Oh, well I hope you like 'em better than I did when I tried them.Rosco tried one a few minutes later and said something like, "I wonder what they put in these things?"Flash seemed to like 'em though. Quote
Garrett Duke Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 Jimmy and Sorrell made quite the pair on the Dukes...one that could never be replaced. I enjoyed watching their comments and reactions to one another...they always seem to make me laugh, no matter what kind of mood I am in. The Duke boys will always be my favorite characters along with the other Dukes and Cooter, but I love Boss and Rosco just as much. Rosco: Oh I'll win BossBoss: Rosco, with your reputation right now, if you were the only man running, you'd come in second.That is the only one I can think of off the top of my head, but he comes up with some great lines! Keep it between the ditchesGarrett Duke Quote
DixieRose_00 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 Boss: It's Luke.(having just gotten a phone call)Rosco: Say hello from Rosco.Boss: Oh it's too late in the day.I loved this one Quote
Iloveschnieder Posted January 14, 2006 Report Posted January 14, 2006 Here are some of my favorite Boss Lines from "Cletus Falls in Love""Son of a revenuer" (I love that one)"Save your brains for a rainy day, Rosco"and Boss to Rosco "Your about as useless as an umbrella to a duck" Boss stressed the word duck Quote
Guest DanielPHorse Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 To Rosco: "You got splinters in the windmill of your mind!" Rosco: "Ooooh, that's poetic!" And: Rosco, I got me three medals in two wars, and the only time I get scared is when you get SMUG!" Quote
G.D. Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 i dont think this is exactly right but it went something like this: ROSCO!!! WHY DID I MARRY YOUR FAT SISTER!!!! Quote
Mrs.BoDuke80 Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 We don't have enough money in the budget for another paycheck so Cletus is gonna have to split his with you!Yes there is, I'll give you the whole paycheck and you give'm halfIf brains was watermelons you wouldn't have enough seeds to fill a tinI don't know how you women do it in this shoes!Rosco, what lack in brains, you make up for in sheer stupidityI wish those Duke boys were on my sideYou have got the IQ of a watermelon and seeds for brains!What are you scatching your head for condidering there ain't nothing in it?After all if a man don't grow, he diesWhen they were passing out the brains, you must have been behind the door and didn't get anyRosco, If we ever get out of this alive, I'll kill you!I don't know how you women do it in these shoes Quote
Bill-Duke Posted February 8, 2007 Report Posted February 8, 2007 "Dangblastit!"When he gets mad/frustrated and says "Allright allright!" really fast.To Rosco: "Because Jessie makes the only shine you can measure in octanes"--octanes, not octane:lol: To Rosco: "And don't ask me what kind of fuel fossils run off of!"To Jesse, Bo, and Luke: "The hot damn royals" Quote
Meadowmufn Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 To Rosco: "You got splinters in the windmill of your mind!" Rosco: "Ooooh, that's poetic!" And: Rosco, I got me three medals in two wars, and the only time I get scared is when you get SMUG!"Those are two of my favorites too. Quote
Eleonora Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 One of my favorite Rosco/Boss exchanges is from "Swamp Molly":Boss: You get the FBI out of Hazzard County, or I'll divorce your fat sister and send her back to live with you.Rosco: Boss, you wouldn't do that. Look, Lulu keeps a good home for you.Boss: I'll hire a housekeeper. She'd eat less, scrub more and sleep downstairs. Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 31, 2007 Report Posted July 31, 2007 I wouldn't describe this as a "favorite" Boss quote but it is interesting. It's from "Cooter's Girl" when Boss was planning on locking up them Duke boys. "I'll have them picking weeds off the county highways 'til the year 2000."(This first aired on 12-30-83) That was a scary thought. It reminds me of when they got locked up in Osage County. That sure looked like it was going to be long term....now it's time for a Waylon quote.... "In Hazzard we tend to like happy endings." Quote
LoriDavenport Posted July 31, 2007 Report Posted July 31, 2007 "Rosco, if you ever have to live your life over..don't."hahaha poor ole rosco, boss gives him a rough time lol. but you wouldnt find no better team then them two right there now. Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 31, 2007 Report Posted July 31, 2007 After Rosco accidently knocked Boss down a hill, he looked down at Boss at the bottom and asked him if he broke anything important. Boss responded, "No, (looked up and shook fist) but I will in a minute. Just wait 'till I get my hands on you."Also in that episode when Rosco took a hard tumble he reacted, "I think I broke everything." Quote
LoriDavenport Posted August 3, 2007 Report Posted August 3, 2007 Boss talking to Enos driving down the road in the patrol car," I'll possum your gumbush Enos!!!!!" lol i thought it was funny. Quote
RogerDuke Posted October 11, 2007 Report Posted October 11, 2007 Here's a good one from "Jude Emery" Boss to Sheriff Grady Byrd "You couldn't catch a catfish in a coffee cup!!" Quote
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