Skipper Duke

James BEST

Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) Events leading up to Gilligan's Discovery of the first boat's wreckage piece. Mary Ann:"Oh he didn't mean any harm Skipper!" Skipper:"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic!" Ginger:"Any idea where we are!?" Skipper:"Not really! That storm turned us 'round an' 'round, an' blew us all over the map fer 12 days." Mrs. Howell;"Well, surely, we must be someplace. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here!" Mr. Howell:"That's my Lovey's long suit. Hehe. Logic!" Mrs. Howell:"Yes!" Professor:"Well, wherever we are, thanks to your expert seamen ship Skipper, we're all alive!" Gilligan:"Hey! I know where we are!" Skipper:"Now how could you know that Gilligan!? That wind was blowing 90 miles an hour in every direction!" Gilligan:"But I know Skipper!" Skipper (Playing along.):"And how do you know Gilligan!?" Gilligan (Holds up MINNOW- I board.):"Look what I found!" Skipper:"Oh no!" Mr. Howell:"The same island!" Gilligan:"Well, why are you all so sad!? I mean, we're home again, huh!?" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan! We're home again!" Gilligan:"Yeah!" (Clap, wet hat meets wet hat.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Drops MINNOW- I board on Skipper's feet. Who cries out in pain.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Runs away for cover in the Lagoon.) Skipper:"Oooh! Aaah! Ooh Gilligan!" (Chases him into the Lagoon. They splash around with Gilligan evading the Skipper's hot pursuit. Roll end credits.)

The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981) Gilligan (Upon meeting George the Robot.):"Who are you!?" George:"I'm George! Who are you!?" Gilligan:"I'm Gilligan! Why do you sound like that?" George:"I talk the way I have been programmed! Why do you sound the way you do?"

The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979) Skipper:"Gilligan! Get the mail sack!" Gilligan:"Yes sir!" (Tries to pick it up, it's to heavy, he eventually manages to lift it up over his shoulder to follow the Skipper to the hotel lobby where they'll sort the mail. We hear a splash. The Skipper knows what has happened. Gilligan has fallen in the Lagoon mail sack and all. The Skipper just walks off shaking his head in an "Oh brother it happened!" Kind of way.

Joints

Season 3 Court Martial In the end of the reenactment of the sinking of the Minnow. Professor:"Skipper!? Gilligan!? Are you alright!? Skipper, did you find out what went wrong?" Skipper:"I think so!" (To Gilligan.)"Gilligan, when you threw the anchor overboard, was the anchor line attached to it?" Gilligan:"Anchor line attached!? Anchor line!? What anchor line!? Well, nobody's perfect!"

Bend/Bed

ZEKE Haskell (Bye, Bye, Boss)

Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go scene https://youtu.be/dGKRIYlhIO0?si=zT4pGYA1rXl5bVIw

giant

SKUNK Hollow (the alien's flying saucer landed here)

lawn mower

Rosco is a QUESTIONABLE Sheriff

Wow! Haha.

Season 4 Sadie Hogg Day Boss Hogg is in the phone with the State Chief Bank Examiner and finds out he'll be audited for county funds and possible sign of embezzlement. The call has ended. Boss Hogg hung up. Boss Hogg:"Of the cotton pickin' corn shuckin' pig suckin', son of a revenuer!" Rosco:"Was it bad news?" Boss Hogg:"No! It was a singin' candy grin! Of course it was bad news, you dodo!"

Boss Hogg:"Of all the cotton pickin' pig shuckin', son of a revenuer!" Rosco:"Was it bad news?" Boss Hogg:"No! It was a singin' candy grin! Of course it was bad news, you dodo!"

OPERATION Water Wings (Boss Hogg's operation in Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox when he was planning to blow the dam behind the orphanage and turn Hazzard County into a water park Hogg's Heaven Fishery & Water sports Park.)

floats

Mrs. MORGAN'S Molasses (Coy Meets Girl)

Yes Gy Waldron States in an interview "In Mississippi and Alabama, on some of the schools, they had to change the Friday night football games to Saturday. Because the kids weren't coming. They were staying home to watch The Dukes."

Milk & Cookies

Hazzard County JAIL

I can picture what The Dukes of Hazzard Balladeer Waylon Jennings would say if he was narrating Christine. In the scene when Moochie gets killed, he'd say "Well, folks. I think ol' Moochie messed up big time, just how bad, we're about to find out. Don't go away ya hear?" (Commercial break) Then Christine chases and kills Moochie when the movie returns from the break.

Taurine drinks

Season 3 Man in a Hurry Malcolm Tucker:"Sheer idiocy! I can't believe this is happening to me! A public utility being tied up like this!You people are living in another world! Men are orbiting the Earth!International television has been developed! An' here, a whole town is standing still because 2 old women's feet fall asleep!"