Skipper Duke

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Boss Hogg eats PORK Chops sometimes

I think that's the best idea. The advice I've got from a Facebook friend to only do quotes on that website.

I'm out of reactions but I like that.

I'm sorry to be such a pain and take up so much of your time.

I might give up this line of work. I'll stick with Trivia questions and Fun Facts type posts. Will that be ok? Hey, now I remember that word. It was in Season 6 Dead and Live. Boss Hogg's shills who were fighting over Artie Bender's paintings to boost sales to convince the big art dealer.

Hazzard in Hollywood(2000) B. B. Bascomb:"People. People! You already have the money. I'm B. B. Bascomb music promoter extrodinaire." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Ezra, is this yer shell?" Ezra Bushmaster:"I thought he was yours."

Darn it I'm outta reactions but ❤️ love this.

Oh my. Wow!

Don't always have time to dig the DVDs out.

Hey y'all... From now on, if I'm not sure something is right word for word or not or if a post merges some scenes together, I will follow HossC's rule and wishes, to make announcement of it first thing before I start the post. How's that sound y'all?

Smokey and the Bandit(1977) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the car!" Jr. Justice gets in the car, still holding the evidence. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the back! I said it before, an' I'll say it again, there's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your mama in the mouth!"

Chuck:"Are you playin' football this year Guilder?" Dennis Guilder:"Somebody's gotta pick it up, when you fumble."

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Gilligan:"What's that?" Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!" Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!"

(Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love) Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!" Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing." Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss, yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."

Kevin McCallister:"You gotta help me! There's 2 guys after me!" Concierge:"What's the matter, store wouldn't take your stolen credit card!?"

Kevin McCallister:"I made my family disappear!"

Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti:"You like Italian Mr. Gustafson?" John Gustafson:"Yeah. Well I guess so. Why?" Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti (Pours a big giant restaurant pot of Spaghetti Sauce on Max Goldman & John Gustafson.)"Bon appetit, and arrivederci boys!" Max Goldman:"Should we ask her fer some Garlic Bread?"

Max Goldman:"Wait Jacob!" Jacob Goldman:"It's ok Pop. I got it under control." Max Goldman:"Jacob, you don't understand!" Jacob Goldman:"I'm Jacob Goldman Mayor of Wabasha. I got a 30 day court order that says you can't touch this house!"

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake. Where do you want it?" Jake Rainey:"Want what?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yer liquor." Jake Rainey:"You got a load of liquor fer me?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. Half of Roy Aterhold's load. Zeebo's got the other half." Jake Rainey:"Where's Zeebo?" Bobby Lee:"Well, there was this Sheriff's block hid out there in 411. I got through, Zeebo didn't." Jake Rainey:"They get Zeebo?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Naw. Hell, he's probably a citizen in Canada by now."

Rose Dewitt Bukater:"I know what you must be thinking, a poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?" Jack Dawson:"Actually, I was thinking what could've happened to make this girl think that she had no way out."

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard County knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: The jump in the beginning of the Season 3 episode And in This Corner, Luke Duke is the same jump from the Season 2 episode Duke of Duke from a different angle.

"Well, i hope you're going that way." - Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Cousin HossC... What does draconian mean? New word to me. Never heard it before. Wow.