Skipper Duke
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Max Goldman:"How was the turkey at the VFW this year Chucky?" Chuck:"The turkey this year was delicious."
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(Season 1 Angel on the Island) Skipper:"Oh gracious greet queen thy happy sailor!" Mr. Howell:"In the name of Richard Burton, what are you doing?!" Skipper:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell! It's Gilligan, he's pestering me."
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Cledus, “welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys.”
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Cledus, “ tell me, how many trucks do you see?” Bandit, “I see one, unless I’ve been drinking.”
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Smokey 2. Bandit, “Cledus, you got taller. “ Cledus, “yes, and you’ve gotten drunker.”
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Smokey, “you’re not getting away from me, Bandit! I’ll chase you in hot pursuit to the ends of the earth!”
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Someone on Facebook made me mad. He said "Leigh is not the goddess they made her out to be!"
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Little Enos:"Now then, Sheriff, be careful with the badge. It's going to make a beautiful belt buckle for me."
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“- Buford T. Justice:"You gotta have a sixth sense." - Junior:"I'd rather have a dime.”
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“- Dusty Trails:"Is it just me or are you slowing down?" - Cledus Snow:"Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?”
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Smokey. "I'll give you a five-minute head-start." The Real Bandit: [smiles] "Bye-bye!"
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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Mr. Devoncheer:"In spite of your shipwreck Thurston, you seem in great shape." Mr. Howell:"I'm fit as a fiddle. Stradivarius of course!"
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Smokey 3. Cledus Snow:"I’m going to be the Bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"
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Harry:"Ya know, yer one of the greatest cat burglars in the world Marv! You think you could keep it down a little in there, huh?!"
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From a Christine movie poster: He was lost until he found her. She took him further than he ever thought he’d go. For her, he was willing to die. For him, she was willing to kill.
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“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded? - Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”
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Junior:"Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company."
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Smokey and the Bandit The Bandit: “When you tell somebody somethin’, it depends on what part of the country you’re standin’ in as to just how dumb you are."
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from Smokey and the Bandit 2. Junior:"Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."
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Dennis:"Arnie would have never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it."
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Dennis:"If your brother likes this car so much, why is he selling it?" LeBay:"Cause he's stone-cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago."
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Dennis Guilder:"Christine is gonna come through the door. You better get in the office and stay out of sight, OK? Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. Then we'll have her trapped."
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Dennis:"I bet this thing won't even start." George LeBay:"She'll start." [He holds up some keys] LeBay:"You'll need these."
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Arnie Cunningham:"I want you to see this. This is great alignment, you just don't see this anymore."
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“Hello Buford, you ol’ sugar!” - Gaylord Justice, 1980. (Smokey and the Bandit II)
