Everything posted by Skipper Duke
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Season 2 Forward March Skipper is sitting on the ground, carving the word STEAK in the sand with a stick. Gilligan stands behind him watching. Gilligan:"Skipper, how do you like your Steak?" Skipper:"Medium rare with French Fried Potatoes and Onions!" Gilligan:"Don't you like Coconuts, Bananas, and Pineapples anymore?" Skipper:"I'm sick of Coconuts, Bananas, and Pineapples! That's all we ever eat!" Gilligan:"Do you like Avocadoes?" Skipper:"You've got an Avocado!?" Gilligan:"One just flew over, and landed in the bushes!" Skipper:"One just flew over, and landed in the bushes!? Let's get it!"(Sees it's a actually Grenade not an Avocado.)"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" ๐
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes Waylon Jennings:"Now old Hector ain't lost his touch behind that wheel none. Shoot, y'all should've seen old Hector a few years back. He could make those Hazzard ridges smoke."
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The Tractors
These guys provided the soundtrack for The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1 version. ๐
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Mistakes (Bloopers)/Things I've Noticed About The Show
I found one in Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough. It's when they're in the General Lee and Cletus comes out of the speed trap chasing them after his speed limit sign changed numbers when he pressed the button on the electronic gizmo. Bo:"Oh great. Cletus. Where the heck did he come from?" Luke:"You got me. It don't hardly matter though. We can't let him catch us with these diamonds." After Luke finishes talking, just before he turns around to look at Cletus's car, he appears to be looking in a mirror first. The General Lee doesn't have a passenger side door mirror. So what's he looking at? ๐
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery Boss Hogg:"This is J. D. Hogg callin' Deputy Cletus Hogg! Where in blazes are you, bird brain?!" ๐ Deputy Cletus Hogg:"I'm right on them Duke Boys tail, Cousin Boss!" ๐ Boss Hogg:"Bless you Cousin Cletus, bless you!" ๐
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Minor Mentions
Homer the sign painter from Season 4 Goodbye General Lee. He was painting the National Safety Week Commissioner Hogg says Drive Carefully sign when the Dukes was trying to return the General Lee to Hobie Hartkins car lot. Homer is never seen or mentioned anymore after that episode.
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General Questions about The Dukes of Hazzard Series
Hey y'all... The Gray Gran Torino that Harry Joe and Tiny had hidden in the bushes and drive in the end of Season 3 Along Came a Duke, is it the same one Daisy rolled over in the end of Season 3 episode State of the County?
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
The first time I saw the Season 4 episode with that bad guy Holneek who had the alter ego Harry in his head and went around screaming "You!!!" In that creepy voice, it gave me nightmares. ๐
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Minor Mentions
That's a good mention Hoss. ๐
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Mistakes (Bloopers)/Things I've Noticed About The Show
Good spot Hoss!
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Mistakes (Bloopers)/Things I've Noticed About The Show
Good job Webb!
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls Bo Duke:"Marijuana!? Sure got ourselves in a heap of trouble this time, cousin!" Luke Duke:"You got that right. Boss is gonna throw the book at us. Not to mention the federal government." Bo Duke:"When we break our probation , we sure do a bang-up job of it, don't we?" Luke Duke:"We oughta to be outta prison about the time to collect social security." Bo Duke(grinning):"That ain't funny Luke. We gotta get ourselves outta this." Luke Duke:"Yeah, while we're figurin' out how, you just keep haulin'... til we find a safe place to stash this stuff." Bo Duke:"10-4." ๐ ๐
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 4 Double Dukes Boss:"There's Bo an' Luke!" Rosco:"No, there's Bo an' Luke. See!" Boss:"Alright! Well, then, cut 'em off you dodo! We don't want 'em to catch Turk an' Moody!" Rosco:"Which ones Turk an' Moody?" Boss:"The ones that look like Bo an' Luke." Rosco:"Well, then, what does Bo an' Luke look like?" Boss:"Like themselves dummy!" Rosco:"Then what's Turk an' Moody look like?" Boss:"Oh don't argue with me! Just cut 'em off will you!? Or you'll have 20 years up the river to figure out which is which!" ๐ ๐
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Gilligan's Island Pilot Episode Marooned(1963)aka Lost Pilot Opening Theme Song "In tropical sea is a tropic port Vacation fun is the favorite sport This is the place where the tourists flock Renting the boats at the busy dock Two secretaries from USA sail on the Minnow this lovely day A high school teacher is next aboard All taking trip that they cannot afford The next two people are millionaires they got no worries they got no cares They climb aboard and they step inside with just enough bags for a six hour ride Tourists come tourists go tourists touring to and fro These five nice tourists they take this trip Relaxing on deck on this little ship the weather is clear and the sun is hot (Lightning Strike) The weather is clear (Another Lightning Strike) I think it is not Tourists come tourists go tourists tossing to and fro The Captain is brave he's (Thunder & Lightning) Carumba what a storm The Captain is brave he's a fearless man and Gilligan helps him all that he can The wheel she break and loose all control S. S. Minnow do the rock and roll The sea is now calm and the weather's grand Where is the Minnow up on the sand What happens now we'll bring you a smile With the adventures of Gilligan and the Skipper and the Millionaire and missus millionaire and the other tourists on Gilligan's Isle" Closing Theme Song "We leave all friends on this tropic shore Perhaps they will be here forever more Maybe a rescue will set them free Tune in next week and then you will see"
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
I think one of Starsky & Hutch best episodes is Voodoo Island
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Minor Mentions
Widow Snodgrass was one I think.
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One Word Song Titles
Waylon Jennings America
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
I heard the finale episode of Season 4 which is the finale for the entire series, killed off Starsky when he got shot. But they scrapped that ending and changed it and let him survive for syndication etc.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Amazon is where I'd have gone to buy it. That eBay Skipper hat I got baited and switched on that Mom fixed for me. Advertised with the correct Twisted Knotted Intertwined Mouse Braid. But what I received was Gorget Braid. Amazon didn't have the type Skipper's hat I wanted. The genuine Gold Bullion Wire hand embroidery. All machine made sewn or glued on patches on Amazon hats. Not authentic for Alan Hale Jr. Gilligan's Island Skipper. Hand embroidery Gold Bullion Wire is authentic it's what he had on his hats in every original series episode in the 3 seasons 98 episodes '64-'67. Rescue From Gilligan's Island '78 and Alf Somewhere Over the Rerun '87 are the only times it was ever a patch. Have to buy the Gold Bullion Wire hand embroidery hats from eBay.
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The MoonShine 400 !!
Skipper feels deflated after the race. "I'm going back to the island to Gilligan, the Howells, Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger." He says. "But it was a fun race with all of you Hazzard folks." He adds.
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The Dukes of Hazzard Seasons 1-4
I just found something in Season 3 Carnival of Thrills. During the road race, Rosco's Confederate Flag license plate on the front bumper of his patrol car is crooked, and hanging like it's about to fall off the mount/bracket. The center star of the flag is straight up and down, perpendicular to the ground. ๐ฒ
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Minor Mentions
Widow Snodgrass Season 2 The Meeting. When Black Jack Bender is looking for meeting place for him and his gang. Boss Hogg:"How 'bout the Hazzard Hotel? All I gotta do is evict Widow Snodgrass from her suite." ๐