Skipper Duke

The Andy Griffith Show episode Alcohol and Old Lace

Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later Skipper:"Ginger’s very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah, her testimony." Skipper:"No her legs."

Season 1 Ellie for Council Andy has cooked breakfast for him Opie and the eggs got burned. Aunt Bee:"Opie wouldn't you rather have breakfast with me?" Opie:"No mam. I'm stickin' with the men. Even if it hurts my stomach!"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Raquel Welch auditioned for Mary Ann, but she lost the role to Dawn Wells.

All About Eva - season 3, episode 14 Lovey Howell: "Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Gilligan's Island was rejected 3 times before by CBS before the network gave it the green light.

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Nobody knew Natalie Schafer's age until she died. Not even Dawn Wells.

YUCHEE Swamp(Jude Emery)

Some songs of Waylon that are my favorites, Goin' Down Rockin', and Never Say Die. Here's some lyrics from Never Say Die. There's snow on the mountain A fire down below No place to hide Now there is no place to go Seems like I'm surrounded by the trouble in the air If there's anyway out I can't find it anywhere But I'll never say die Some lyrics from Goin' Down Rockin' One foot on the mountain The other one in the street All kinds of trouble and I'm caught in between I can't change my way of doin' it It's gonna lay like it falls But if I can't go down rockin' I ain't gonna go down at all

"That dang blasted orange clunker car, dag nab it! That thing has caused me more trouble around here than Delilah caused Samson after giving him that haircut! You lugnuts better try your best to catch Jesse Duke, or else, you'll be demoted to night watchmen at the Hazzard Gravel Pit! Now move you dipsticks, on the double you hear me!?" The Boss bellowed angrily. Cletus and Enos looking dejected reply in unison"Yes sir Mr. Hogg sir!"

East and WEST(36)the highway leading in and out of Hazzard Square.

Season 4 Double Dukes Uncle Jesse Duke:"Maybelle get me Cooter Davenport over to the garage." Cooter Davenport:"Hazzard Garage. Cooter Davenport speakin'." Uncle Jesse:"Cooter, this is Jesse Duke. Listen, you haven't seen anything of the boys have ya?" Cooter:"No sir. I ain't seen hide nor hair of 'em. What's up?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"I don't know. An' I don't like not knowin'."

Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.??? Mrs. Howell:"My name is Ms Wentworth and it will remain ms Wentworth until after the ceremony! Skipper:"Yes mam!" Mr. Howell:"Don't be stubborn Lovey! You were Mrs. Howell much longer than you were Ms Wentworth!" Mrs. Howell:"Is that a remark concerning my age ??"

Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.??? Mr. Howell:"That's the last time I intend to wed you Miss Wentworth!" Mrs. Howell:"Did I hear you right!?" Mr. Howell:"You most certainly did! And if you didn't, I'll spell it out for you, the wedding is definitely off! O F F! Off!"

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Lurene TUTTLE(Granny Annie Coggins)

Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase Bo:"Luke, this sure is a dandy way you figured out to clear us! A stolen police car! Haha!" Luke:"It's a whole lot better than tryin' to track them hijackers from inside Rosco's slammer!"

Pot Pies

I'm happy for you Hobie! Keep us posted.

Stone QUARRY

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Season 1 Forget Me, Not Gilligan:"Hey soldier, don't you remember me? I'm your Little Buddy!" Skipper:"I don't have any little buddy!"(Realizing Gilligan is out of jail.)"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!? GET BACK IN THERE!"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The Island that played the backdrop of Gilligan's Island in Season 1 (1964-1965) b/w episodes 1-36 is Sandy Cay in Bahamas. The Island that played the backdrop of Gilligan's Island in Season 2(1965-1966) and Season 3 (1966-1967) the color episodes 37-98 is Coconut Island in Hawaii.

Season 2 Meet The Meteor Professor:"Gilligan! Skipper! Don't go near that!" Gilligan:"It knows our names!" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, it's the Professor!" Gilligan:"It doesn't look like the Professor!" Professor:"Gilligan, Skipper, get away from there fast!" Skipper:"I wonder what he's worried about?" Gilligan:"Let's go find out. Fast!"