Everything posted by Skipper Duke
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls Bo Duke:"Marijuana!? Sure got ourselves in a heap of trouble this time, cousin!" Luke Duke:"You got that right. Boss is gonna throw the book at us. Not to mention the federal government." Bo Duke:"When we break our probation , we sure do a bang-up job of it, don't we?" Luke Duke:"We oughta to be outta prison about the time to collect social security." Bo Duke(grinning):"That ain't funny Luke. We gotta get ourselves outta this." Luke Duke:"Yeah, while we're figurin' out how, you just keep haulin'... til we find a safe place to stash this stuff." Bo Duke:"10-4." ๐ ๐
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Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Season 4 Double Dukes Boss:"There's Bo an' Luke!" Rosco:"No, there's Bo an' Luke. See!" Boss:"Alright! Well, then, cut 'em off you dodo! We don't want 'em to catch Turk an' Moody!" Rosco:"Which ones Turk an' Moody?" Boss:"The ones that look like Bo an' Luke." Rosco:"Well, then, what does Bo an' Luke look like?" Boss:"Like themselves dummy!" Rosco:"Then what's Turk an' Moody look like?" Boss:"Oh don't argue with me! Just cut 'em off will you!? Or you'll have 20 years up the river to figure out which is which!" ๐ ๐
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Gilligan's Island Pilot Episode Marooned(1963)aka Lost Pilot Opening Theme Song "In tropical sea is a tropic port Vacation fun is the favorite sport This is the place where the tourists flock Renting the boats at the busy dock Two secretaries from USA sail on the Minnow this lovely day A high school teacher is next aboard All taking trip that they cannot afford The next two people are millionaires they got no worries they got no cares They climb aboard and they step inside with just enough bags for a six hour ride Tourists come tourists go tourists touring to and fro These five nice tourists they take this trip Relaxing on deck on this little ship the weather is clear and the sun is hot (Lightning Strike) The weather is clear (Another Lightning Strike) I think it is not Tourists come tourists go tourists tossing to and fro The Captain is brave he's (Thunder & Lightning) Carumba what a storm The Captain is brave he's a fearless man and Gilligan helps him all that he can The wheel she break and loose all control S. S. Minnow do the rock and roll The sea is now calm and the weather's grand Where is the Minnow up on the sand What happens now we'll bring you a smile With the adventures of Gilligan and the Skipper and the Millionaire and missus millionaire and the other tourists on Gilligan's Isle" Closing Theme Song "We leave all friends on this tropic shore Perhaps they will be here forever more Maybe a rescue will set them free Tune in next week and then you will see"
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
I think one of Starsky & Hutch best episodes is Voodoo Island
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Minor Mentions
Widow Snodgrass was one I think.
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One Word Song Titles
Waylon Jennings America
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
I heard the finale episode of Season 4 which is the finale for the entire series, killed off Starsky when he got shot. But they scrapped that ending and changed it and let him survive for syndication etc.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Amazon is where I'd have gone to buy it. That eBay Skipper hat I got baited and switched on that Mom fixed for me. Advertised with the correct Twisted Knotted Intertwined Mouse Braid. But what I received was Gorget Braid. Amazon didn't have the type Skipper's hat I wanted. The genuine Gold Bullion Wire hand embroidery. All machine made sewn or glued on patches on Amazon hats. Not authentic for Alan Hale Jr. Gilligan's Island Skipper. Hand embroidery Gold Bullion Wire is authentic it's what he had on his hats in every original series episode in the 3 seasons 98 episodes '64-'67. Rescue From Gilligan's Island '78 and Alf Somewhere Over the Rerun '87 are the only times it was ever a patch. Have to buy the Gold Bullion Wire hand embroidery hats from eBay.
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The MoonShine 400 !!
Skipper feels deflated after the race. "I'm going back to the island to Gilligan, the Howells, Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger." He says. "But it was a fun race with all of you Hazzard folks." He adds.
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The Dukes of Hazzard Seasons 1-4
I just found something in Season 3 Carnival of Thrills. During the road race, Rosco's Confederate Flag license plate on the front bumper of his patrol car is crooked, and hanging like it's about to fall off the mount/bracket. The center star of the flag is straight up and down, perpendicular to the ground. ๐ฒ
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Minor Mentions
Widow Snodgrass Season 2 The Meeting. When Black Jack Bender is looking for meeting place for him and his gang. Boss Hogg:"How 'bout the Hazzard Hotel? All I gotta do is evict Widow Snodgrass from her suite." ๐
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Sanford and Son (1972-1977)
It's Belated now. But... ๐ Happy 78th Birthday to the amazing Demond Wilson! ๐๐ Forever known as Lamont Sanford from Sanford and Son โ sharp, funny, and full of heart! ๐บโค๏ธ Wishing you health, happiness, and continued blessings! ๐๐พ๐ซ #DemondWilson #LamontSanford #SanfordAndSon #TVLegend
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Minor Mentions
Hortense Bledsoe in the Season 5 Coy and Vance episode Dukes Strike it Rich. Boss (To Rosco.):"Listen to this name, Bledsoe. Hortense Bledsoe. If that ain't a rich widow lady, I'll eat my hat!" ๐
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Mistakes (Bloopers)/Things I've Noticed About The Show
Recently during rewatches, I found one in Season 2 Witness for the Persecution. The bad guys shot the General Lee's back windshield out on a paved road. But when the boys turn off onto a dirt road, the rear windshield has magically reappeared. Oops. ๐
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The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
DUKES FANS! ๐๐ฆ Did you know that the General Lee in Season 2's "The Runaway" episode sank in a lake on a barge? ๐คฏ Some say it was John Schneider's personal car loaned for the episode! ๐ค Even more interesting, this particular General Lee is rumored to be the ONLY one with WELDED SHUT DOORS throughout the entire series! ๐๐ Do you think it's still underwater? ๐ค Share your thoughts! ๐ฌ #TheDukesOfHazzard #GeneralLee #JohnSchneider
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Kenny Rogers
HossC... Those are good songs too! ๐
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Starsky and Hutch (1975-1979)
A cast Reunion between Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky), David Soul (Hutch) & Antonio Fargas (Huggy Bear)
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Kenny Rogers
Roger wow! Me too. I didn't know Ol' Red was that old either. ๐ฒ
- Kenny Rogers
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Kenny Rogers
I just found out something. A song I like. Blake Shelton sings Ol' Red, I just found and heard original. I never knew it was a Kenny Rogers song. ๐ฒ Looks like the only change Blake made was "Ol' Red will have you treed by the morning sun" Kenny sings "Ol' Red will have you treed before the morning comes"
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What I'm Doing Right Now
Oh not the DVD. I get it now. He means Adult Beverage he means. I saw him mention that before a few times.
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map of Hazzard
Roger I'm outta reactions. So... Here it is. ๐ฒ
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Boulder to Birmingham The Dukes of Hazzard Version
Roger I knew. But everyone beat me to it. ๐
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What I'm Doing Right Now
I take it A/B is the double sided season DVDs. Clever how you name them "AB"
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Minor Mentions
Luke:"Yer gonna hit old Slade! Hang a right! Come on!" ๐ Bo:"How's he know it's us, if it ain't even our car?" ๐ Luke:"I bet yer dazzlin' drivin' gave us away. An' if you don't step on it, he's gonna give us a ticket fer illegal parkin'!" ๐