Everything posted by Skipper Duke
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Dukes of Hazzard fans... Sad news. The retirement of Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate)
Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Enos). He's retiring.
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Dukes of Hazzard fans... Sad news. The retirement of Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate)
Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate). He's retiring.
- Gilligan's Island Alan Hale Jr.(Captain/Skipper Jonas Grumby)Tribute Artist
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The Dukes of Hazzard
Hello Silva Bero. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
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Hello everyone
HelloLifeTimeDOHFan 1977. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
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Hi!
Hello Cousin MoparDan. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
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Hello.
Hello Cousin Philip Duke. Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
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New gal from Pennsylvania
Hello CountryxRebel. How do you feel about the Coy & Vance era? Btw(by the way)Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
- Gilligan's Island Alan Hale Jr.(Captain/Skipper Jonas Grumby)Tribute Artist
- Gilligan's Island Alan Hale Jr.(Captain/Skipper Jonas Grumby)Tribute Artist
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Something I Always Wondered......( what about you?)
Yeah Hobie inquiring minds want to know.
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Hi everyone!
Thanks Roger!
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Hi everyone!
Cousin Andrew D Charger Chaser... I'd give you the laughing face. But I used up my reaction limit.
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Hi everyone!
Cousin Roger Duke I recommend her to sign up here. She's one of my friends over on Fakebook. Yes y'all no typo. You read that right. Fakebook is my new name fer that place as we have to mind what we say and do over there. Like Cousin Hobie Hartkins said "Facebook bites a## it's run a communist and is only free speech if it's something they agree with, which last time I checked there's nothing free about that!"
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Something I Always Wondered......( what about you?)
Cousin Hobie I have. Maybe it's that white car Luke was driving in Reunion(1997) when they were in town looking for Daisy's kidnappers.
- Christine(1983)
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Smokey And The Bandit
Tell them smokies all to take a rest 'Cause they'll never get the Bandit Express
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Smokey And The Bandit
Carrie(Frog):"Are we going 110!? We're really going 110!"
- Gilligan's Island Alan Hale Jr.(Captain/Skipper Jonas Grumby)Tribute Artist
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The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
(Season 1 The New Housekeeper) Opie:"Pa! Aunt Bee! Wait!" Aunt Bee:"Opie what are you doing out in your pajamas?" Opie:"Don't go Aunt Bee, I don't want you to! I want you to stay!" Andy:"You mean it Opie?" Opie:"Sure!" Andy:"Well, what changed yer mind?" Opie:"Well, is she goes, what'll happen to her? She doesn't know how to do anything! Play ball, catch fish, or hunt frogs! She'll be helpless!" Andy:"Why I guess that's right. If a woman don't know how to do important things like that, why she'd just be lost." Opie:"That's why she's gotta stay! So I can teach 'em to her! Aunt Bee, you need me!"
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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard Style) Heep::"We lost 'em!" Morton:"Good." To Bo "Pull over at the side. Pull over at the side!" Bo Duke:"Alright." Heep & Morton make the boys get out. Heep:"Well, this is the end of the road boys. Heh! We ride, an' you walk!" Morton:"Any questions?" Bo Duke:"Yeah. One. You got any bullets in that gun?" Morton fires at Bo's feet. Morton:"Anymore questions?" Luke Duke:"Nope. Keys are in the ignition." Morton nods. Bo Duke:"Luke. I'm kinda gettin' that queasy feeling again. I better sit down." Bo squats, and grabs sand. Heep:"Hey! You're not gonna try and pull that trick are ya? Guess yer gonna pick up a handful of sand, and throw it on us huh?" Bo Duke:"I reckon we saw the same movies huh?" Heep:"Yeah." Bo Duke:"Gimme a hand up will ya, Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah!" Luke throws Bo into Heep, then grabs Morton's hand slamming it down on the roof of the General Lee, making him lose his gun. Yanks him out of the car. Fights him, Bo and Luke throw him into Morton, and both collapse onto the ground. Bo and Luke get back in the General Lee and leave. Morton:"Don't let 'em escape Heep!" They shoot at Bo and Luke. Luke Duke:"I don't they was amused. They meant business." Bo Duke:"I'd sure like to know what all that was about." Luke Duke:"We're gonna find out right now. Let's head into town, and talk to Rosco about all this." Bo Duke:"Ok."
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan is exercising using little bamboo dumbbells. He swings them up. Skipper walks up just as Gilligan is swinging them back down, striking Skipper in the chest. Skipper:"Ooop! Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Oh hi Skipper." Skipper:"That is not the answer!"
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Bo Duke:"He's got to much of a head start." Luke Duke:"Gonna have to take a shortcut or somethin'." Bo Duke:"But we can't take that shortcut. That ain't no road." Luke Duke:"Well, that's never stopped you before!" Bo Duke:"So Come on! Let's take it! Haha!"(Jumps General)"Yahoo!" Frank:"They just jumped the road over there!" Lisa:"You just take the long way around, you don't drive like they do!" Waylon Jennings:"Now honey, there ain't nobody who drives like they do!"