Skipper Duke

Happy 58th Christine Birthday today to Alexandra Paul(Leigh Cabot)! 7/29/63!

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Apprehend that horse's a** for reckless driving!" Jr. Justice:"But daddy he's-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey n***!"

Mr. Casey:"Real cute! Is that the way you like to do things Buddy, 3 on 2?" Buddy Repperton:"They started it!" Arnie Cunningham:"That's not true!" Buddy Repperton:"Shut up c***face!"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Come back here! I saw that you sumb****! You did that on purpose! You'll go away 'til your gray! I got the evidence! I'm gonna barbecue your a** in Molasses!" To Jr. "Put the evidence in the car!" Jr.:"But daddy-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the car! Put the evidence in the back! I said it before, and I'll say it again, there is no way, no way that you could come from my loins! The first I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your momma in the mouth!"

(Season 2 The County Nurse) Rafe Hollister:"When I was born, I had my momma, and when I die, I'll have the undertaker. I don't see much sense in clutterin' things up in between."

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Skipper:"Gilligan! Don't you realize, that if the Professor hadn't thought of using Mrs. Howell's perfume to dissolve this glue, you'd still have us stuck to the boat!?" Gilligan:"Yeah! You still smell pretty Skipper!" Skipper:"Doh!"

(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee!" Boss Hogg:"Oh. It's the General Lee!" Rosco:"The General Lee!" Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spitin' dust back at you!"

If any of y'all are on Facebook I would watch what you say and do over there. They have ridiculous community standards. I keep getting incarcerated for quoting Sheriff Buford T. Justice in the SATB groups. It happens to other members. So if I were y'all, I'd all do your quotes here in the SATB movie forum. Meadowmufn has reasonable policies here. As long as we censor the bad language in it with * and other symbols to spell it out, she does not care in the least. We can quote shows or movies here until our hearts are content. I am quoting here from now on. Tired of being arrested so am keeping it off of Facebook from now on. I hope y'all do the same.

Happy 95th Heavenly Dukes of Hazzard Birthday today to James Best(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane)! 7/26/26!

I want the TBS reality show The Real Gilligan's Island(2005-2006) on DVD.

Season 1 episode Wrongway Feldman. Gilligan:"Uh oh! Uh oh!" Wrongway Feldman:"What's a matter?" Gilligan:"I can't fly this plane! There's no fruit in here! I got a great idea! I know what I'll do. I'll go get a Coconut, a Papaya, a Pineapple and-" Wrongway Feldman:"Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I got the bananas!"

This scene is from the end of the Season 2 episode Feed the Kitty. Skipper:"I guess I learned how to be an expert juggler all for nothing." Gilligan:"Come on Skipper. You didn't turn out to be an expert juggler at all." Skipper:"Oh yeah! Watch this Gilligan!"(bends down, picks up 3 coconuts, starts juggling them. One gets lodged up in a tree, stops juggling, looks confused.) Gilligan:"What's a matter Skipper?" Skipper:"Well, I could've sworn I had 3 coconuts."(Looks up, coconut falls from tree, conking him on the head. He looks dazed, stumbles backwards and sideways each way, as we fade out.)

Gilligan's Island fans... Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper Jonas Grumby) black Lancaster replica. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Captains-Hat-Yacht-Hat-Authentic-Benford-Yacht-Hat-Skipper-Hat-Vintage-Hat-/202083416479?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

Jim Backus(Thurston Howell III) white Lancaster replica. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Captains-Hat-Skippers-Hat-Yachting-Hat-white-top-/254513270581?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news... Guest star William Smith (Jason Steele) from the Season 4 2-parter Ten Million Dollar Sheriff died July 5, 2021. He was 88.

Cousin HossC yep!

Chucky is coming to small screen in new Chucky TV Series starring Brad Dourif(Chucky) & Jennifer Tilly(Tiffany) filming started and Season 1 is set to air on Syfy & USA Network this Fall 2021. It will get more into his backstory. Plus an 8th movie is in the works too. Currently the movies are: 1. Child's Play 2. Child's Play 2 3. Child's Play 3 4. Curse of Chucky 5. Bride of Chucky 6. Seed of Chucky 7. Cult of Chucky

Child's Play fans... A new Chucky TV Series is coming starring Brad Dourif(Chucky) & Jennifer Tilly(Tiffany). Filming started. Season 1 is supposed to start airing this Fall on Syfy and the USA Network.

(The Dukes of Hazzard: Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 & Xbox video game) Luke Duke:"Better high tail it to the racetrack if you don't wanna disappoint that girl yer so sweet on." Bo Duke:"Let's warm up the General on the way to the racetrack." Luke Duke:"Just make sure you get us there fast, and in one piece."

Farewell to Roger Duke on Facebook.

Cousin HossC... Can you post this song in my new Driver 2 thread?

Cousin HossC... I know of her. She performed the song Down in the Basement in PlayStation Driver 2 game.

Sorry y'all. It should say 2021.

Very sad. There are only 2 stars left from the original '63 Pilot and 1 star left from the series '64-'67. From the Pilot Nancy McCarthy(Bunny the secretary) & Kitt Smythe(Ginger the secretary)from the series Tina Louise(Ginger the Movie Star).

R. I. P. John Gabriel(Professor)from Gilligan's Island Original Pilot episode Marooned 1963. Died June 11, 2020.