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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper is under hypnosis of Dr. Boris Balinkoff's mind controlling ring to "Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy!"
  2. Bandit:"Excuse me sir! Your a** is on fire! Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada and stick it in the snow!"
  3. Snowman:"There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit! Do you understand that!?"
  4. (Season 1 The Manhunt) Deputy Barney Fife(At roadblock with little old lady who we learn is his mother.) Deputy Barney Fife:"I'm sorry mam. Get out of the car. I gotta frisk you to make sure you don't have any weapons on you." Old Lady:"But Barney, I'm your mother!" Deputy Barney Fife:"I'm sorry mam. But us lawmen can't afford to take any chances. You might be the criminal disguised as you."
  5. (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:"Gilligan!?" Gilligan:"You want somethin' Skipper?" Skipper:"No. But I wanna do something for you! Get me my sea chest!"
  6. (Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Bo and Luke hiding watching Cletus use the fake radar gun on his hair. Bo Duke:"Do you see him doin' what I think he's doin'!?" Luke Duke:"Yep! That ain't no radar gun. Looks like a hairdryer to me." Bo Duke:"What's he need that for?" Luke Duke:"You got me. Dang!"
  7. (Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) scene. Skipper"2 months! Gilligan! In 2 months I'm going from a deserted island to an isolation ward!"
  8. Belated Happy 86th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate) 8/29/35!
  9. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Enos). He's retiring.
  10. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate). He's retiring.
  11. Hello Silva Bero. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  12. HelloLifeTimeDOHFan 1977. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  13. Hello Cousin MoparDan. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  14. Hello Cousin Philip Duke. Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
  15. Hello CountryxRebel. How do you feel about the Coy & Vance era? Btw(by the way)Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
  16. (Season 1 the 2 Pilot Episodes Marooned/Two on a Raft.) Waking up on the island, finding out they're shipwrecked scene.
  17. Thanks Roger!

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