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Skipper Duke

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  1. Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"Wait a minute Wagonmaster. What happens to us if something happens to you?" Dusty:"I'd be in charge." Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"There's a foreboding thought."
  2. (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Professor:"Duke it's absurd to think you surfed all the way from Hawaii...why the counteraction of the marine gravitational forces would..." The Professor trying to teach a "dropout from the 2nd grade" about tides/waves...
  3. This news should please Cousin Garrett Duke!
  4. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Someday, I'm gonna be a magician." Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"You're already a better magician than Count Aturo." Dusty:"I am?" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Yeah. You disappear every time I need you."
  5. (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess, Series finale) Mr. Howell:(to Skipper & Professor while they're all dressed like women.)"Maxine, I don't know about you and Laverne, but I'm getting out of this."
  6. Kait Tucker... I know the secret. It's safe with me.
  7. Kait Tucker... Yep! My new favorite.
  8. In Dusty's Trail/Gilligan's Island in the West, the nickname of "Little Buddy" from the original became "Little Pal"
  9. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty has been accused of horse thievery and is gonna be hung. The Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal springs him loose. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty, if we get outta this alive, I may hang you myself."
  10. Funny scene from the 1st episode Sherwood Schwartz's Dusty's Trail/Gilligan's Island in the West. Between the Rich Lady & the Wagonmaster. Mrs. Brookhaven:"They wouldn't dare shoot a woman! Only a bounder or a cad would entertain such a notion!" Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Mrs. Brookhaven, the Skullners don't care about men, women, children, pets, or anything else." Mrs. Brookhaven:"Come on girls! I think it's time we show them what women can do!"(The girls leave the Saloon. They return with their clothes all tore up.) Mrs. Brookhaven:"There were two bounders and a cad out there!"
  11. (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Professor:"Did Gilligan tell him?" Skipper"I can't get him to say the words!"
  12. (Season 2 Not Guilty) Gilligan:"Ginger & Mary Ann!" Skipper:"What about them?" Gilligan:"We gotta warn them about the Professor!" Skipper:"Well, but we have no proof the Professor is the murderer!" Gilligan:"Oh no!? Who else here on the island owns a loaded guillotine?"
  13. Silver
  14. Jr.:"Look out for the cows daddy, what if we hit one?" Buford:"Then he gets to be a Big Mac before the rest n of em."
  15. (Season 7 Cool Hands, Luke & Bo) Boss Hogg:"Rosco, next time there's an election for village idiot, I'll manage your campaign!"
  16. Dusty's Trail Theme Song lyrics: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail Oh Dusty's Trail Dusty's Trail A stage and a wagon a headed West Part of a wagon train Lost from the rest Dusty's the reason for their plight Thanks to Dusty Nothing's right Only the Wagonmaster's hand keeps 'em a rollin' thru the promised land Awe the goin' gets mighty rough But they don't seem to mind Cuz it's Califor nia That's the place they must find Deserts and rocks are in their way But they won't stop Come what may Mountains and hills that they must scale But they know they'll make it Cuz they just can't fail on Dusty's Trail

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