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Skipper Duke

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Everything posted by Skipper Duke

  1. (Season 3 Barney's First Car) Barney:"Can I put my bullet in?" Andy:"I think you better."
  2. (Season 3 Court Martial) Gilligan:"Goodbye Professor, goodbye Mrs. Howell, goodbye Maryanne.. Goodbye Skipper." Skipper:"Goodbye Gillig....Oh Gilligan you're coming with me!" Gilligan:"I keep forgetting."
  3. Daisy Duke
  4. (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Mr. Howell:"Parlez Vous France' ?." Native Chief:"Boola-Boola Boola-Boola ?" Mr. Howell:"Obviously a Yale Man ..."
  5. (Season 5 The Luck of Newton Munroe) Barney:"Hey Newton, the cell door is open and the keys are in your car!" Andy:"Barney!"
  6. Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"Wait a minute Wagonmaster. What happens to us if something happens to you?" Dusty:"I'd be in charge." Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"There's a foreboding thought."
  7. (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Professor:"Duke it's absurd to think you surfed all the way from Hawaii...why the counteraction of the marine gravitational forces would..." The Professor trying to teach a "dropout from the 2nd grade" about tides/waves...
  8. This news should please Cousin Garrett Duke!
  9. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Someday, I'm gonna be a magician." Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"You're already a better magician than Count Aturo." Dusty:"I am?" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Yeah. You disappear every time I need you."
  10. (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess, Series finale) Mr. Howell:(to Skipper & Professor while they're all dressed like women.)"Maxine, I don't know about you and Laverne, but I'm getting out of this."
  11. Kait Tucker... I know the secret. It's safe with me.
  12. Kait Tucker... Yep! My new favorite.
  13. In Dusty's Trail/Gilligan's Island in the West, the nickname of "Little Buddy" from the original became "Little Pal"
  14. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty has been accused of horse thievery and is gonna be hung. The Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal springs him loose. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty, if we get outta this alive, I may hang you myself."
  15. Funny scene from the 1st episode Sherwood Schwartz's Dusty's Trail/Gilligan's Island in the West. Between the Rich Lady & the Wagonmaster. Mrs. Brookhaven:"They wouldn't dare shoot a woman! Only a bounder or a cad would entertain such a notion!" Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Mrs. Brookhaven, the Skullners don't care about men, women, children, pets, or anything else." Mrs. Brookhaven:"Come on girls! I think it's time we show them what women can do!"(The girls leave the Saloon. They return with their clothes all tore up.) Mrs. Brookhaven:"There were two bounders and a cad out there!"
  16. (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Professor:"Did Gilligan tell him?" Skipper"I can't get him to say the words!"

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