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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) scene. Skipper"2 months! Gilligan! In 2 months I'm going from a deserted island to an isolation ward!"
  2. Belated Happy 86th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate) 8/29/35!
  3. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Enos). He's retiring.
  4. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. No more Duke fests for Sonny Shroyer(Deputy Enos Strate). He's retiring.
  5. (Season 1 Goodnight Sweet Skipper) Professor hypnotizing Skipper scene.
  6. Hello Silva Bero. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  7. HelloLifeTimeDOHFan 1977. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  8. Hello Cousin MoparDan. Welcome to our HazzardNet family.
  9. Hello Cousin Philip Duke. Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
  10. Hello CountryxRebel. How do you feel about the Coy & Vance era? Btw(by the way)Welcome to our HazzardNet family!
  11. (Season 1 the 2 Pilot Episodes Marooned/Two on a Raft.) Waking up on the island, finding out they're shipwrecked scene.
  12. Thanks Roger!
  13. Cousin Andrew D Charger Chaser... I'd give you the laughing face. But I used up my reaction limit.
  14. Cousin Roger Duke I recommend her to sign up here. She's one of my friends over on Fakebook. Yes y'all no typo. You read that right. Fakebook is my new name fer that place as we have to mind what we say and do over there. Like Cousin Hobie Hartkins said "Facebook bites a## it's run a communist and is only free speech if it's something they agree with, which last time I checked there's nothing free about that!"
  15. Cousin Hobie I have. Maybe it's that white car Luke was driving in Reunion(1997) when they were in town looking for Daisy's kidnappers.
  16. Regina Cunningham:"You are not keeping any car at this house!" Arnie Cunningham:"Fine!"
  17. Tell them smokies all to take a rest 'Cause they'll never get the Bandit Express
  18. Carrie(Frog):"Are we going 110!? We're really going 110!"
  19. Tribute posts with Alan Hale Jr. and myself doing the recreation scenes coming soon. Soon as I'm done uploading all the photos of me and of him to Flickr.
  20. (Season 1 The New Housekeeper) Opie:"Pa! Aunt Bee! Wait!" Aunt Bee:"Opie what are you doing out in your pajamas?" Opie:"Don't go Aunt Bee, I don't want you to! I want you to stay!" Andy:"You mean it Opie?" Opie:"Sure!" Andy:"Well, what changed yer mind?" Opie:"Well, is she goes, what'll happen to her? She doesn't know how to do anything! Play ball, catch fish, or hunt frogs! She'll be helpless!" Andy:"Why I guess that's right. If a woman don't know how to do important things like that, why she'd just be lost." Opie:"That's why she's gotta stay! So I can teach 'em to her! Aunt Bee, you need me!"
  21. (Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard Style) Heep::"We lost 'em!" Morton:"Good." To Bo "Pull over at the side. Pull over at the side!" Bo Duke:"Alright." Heep & Morton make the boys get out. Heep:"Well, this is the end of the road boys. Heh! We ride, an' you walk!" Morton:"Any questions?" Bo Duke:"Yeah. One. You got any bullets in that gun?" Morton fires at Bo's feet. Morton:"Anymore questions?" Luke Duke:"Nope. Keys are in the ignition." Morton nods. Bo Duke:"Luke. I'm kinda gettin' that queasy feeling again. I better sit down." Bo squats, and grabs sand. Heep:"Hey! You're not gonna try and pull that trick are ya? Guess yer gonna pick up a handful of sand, and throw it on us huh?" Bo Duke:"I reckon we saw the same movies huh?" Heep:"Yeah." Bo Duke:"Gimme a hand up will ya, Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah!" Luke throws Bo into Heep, then grabs Morton's hand slamming it down on the roof of the General Lee, making him lose his gun. Yanks him out of the car. Fights him, Bo and Luke throw him into Morton, and both collapse onto the ground. Bo and Luke get back in the General Lee and leave. Morton:"Don't let 'em escape Heep!" They shoot at Bo and Luke. Luke Duke:"I don't they was amused. They meant business." Bo Duke:"I'd sure like to know what all that was about." Luke Duke:"We're gonna find out right now. Let's head into town, and talk to Rosco about all this." Bo Duke:"Ok."
  22. (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan is exercising using little bamboo dumbbells. He swings them up. Skipper walks up just as Gilligan is swinging them back down, striking Skipper in the chest. Skipper:"Ooop! Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Oh hi Skipper." Skipper:"That is not the answer!"
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