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Skipper Duke

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  1. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"You learned a new dance." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Yeah. So I did."(Starts shooting at Dusty's feet, who starts dancing to avoid the bullets.) Dusty:"What are you shootin' at me for Mr. Callahan?" Mr. Callahan/Cal:"I don't like to dance alone Little Pal. I don't like to dance alone."(To Andy)"And he don't even know I'm shootin' blanks."
  2. Elmer Fudd
  3. Dusty's Trail scene. Andy:"I need to talk to you Mr. Callahan. It's about the Indian boy." Mr. Callahan/Cal:(To Dusty.)"If we get in anymore trouble over him, I'm gonna use you for target practice!"
  4. (Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan:"Dumb 'ole mine, I'm going to give it a good swift kick!"(He trys to kick iron mine, but misses and gets Skipper instead.) Skipper:"No! Ooop! My shin!"
  5. Squash
  6. Kait Tucker talks about him all the time to me.
  7. Kait Tucker... I've checked. But I already knew him.
  8. (PlayStation 1 Racing For Home game) Bo Duke:"Boy, we sure cut it close yesterday." Luke Duke:"Any later, and you know Boss wouldn't have thought twice about wrappin' his fingers around Uncle Jesse's farm." Bo Duke:"Let's just win the Overland race an' pay off the farm once and for all." Luke Duke:"Yeah. But we better get goin', or we'll miss the sign-up."
  9. Andy:"Well, didn't you go over to the house, an' tell 'em to bring me a hat and tie?" Barney:"Yeah. So you'd be in uniform. Not in trick-or-treat!"
  10. Dusty's Trail scene. Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"How'd you get over here!?" Dusty:"These caves connect!" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Well, why didn't you say somethin'!?" Dusty(in mocking voice of Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal):"Because you said "See that light! See that hole! Maybe we can crawl thru there! Maybe that's a way out!"
  11. (Season 2 Mine Hero) The Howells are playing Badminton Mr. Howell:"You haven't been practicing in secret, have you my dear?" Mrs. Howell:"Well, how could I darling? You taught me this silly game only this morning." Mr. Howell:"Well, I must be a good teacher then!"
  12. Kait Tucker... And I know who he is too.
  13. (Season 4 The Haunted House) Gomer:"Age before beauty."
  14. Aunt Bee:"I wish you'd speak English." Andy:"You understood what we're saying right Op ?" Opie:"Cheerio."
  15. (Season 3 Barney's First Car) Barney:"Can I put my bullet in?" Andy:"I think you better."
  16. (Season 3 Court Martial) Gilligan:"Goodbye Professor, goodbye Mrs. Howell, goodbye Maryanne.. Goodbye Skipper." Skipper:"Goodbye Gillig....Oh Gilligan you're coming with me!" Gilligan:"I keep forgetting."

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