Skipper Duke

This set of tributes comes from Season 1 Angel on the Island.

(PlayStation 1 Racing For Home game) Bo Duke:"Boy, we sure cut it close yesterday." Luke Duke:"Any later, and you know Boss wouldn't have thought twice about wrappin' his fingers around Uncle Jesse's farm." Bo Duke:"Let's just win the Overland race an' pay off the farm once and for all." Luke Duke:"Yeah. But we better get goin', or we'll miss the sign-up."

Kait Tucker... Thank ya!

Andy:"Well, didn't you go over to the house, an' tell 'em to bring me a hat and tie?" Barney:"Yeah. So you'd be in uniform. Not in trick-or-treat!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"How'd you get over here!?" Dusty:"These caves connect!" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Well, why didn't you say somethin'!?" Dusty(in mocking voice of Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal):"Because you said "See that light! See that hole! Maybe we can crawl thru there! Maybe that's a way out!"

(Season 2 Mine Hero) The Howells are playing Badminton Mr. Howell:"You haven't been practicing in secret, have you my dear?" Mrs. Howell:"Well, how could I darling? You taught me this silly game only this morning." Mr. Howell:"Well, I must be a good teacher then!"

This set of tributes comes from Season 1 The Sound of Quacking.

Kait Tucker... Thank ya!

Kait Tucker... And I know who he is too.

(Season 4 The Haunted House) Gomer:"Age before beauty."

Aunt Bee:"I wish you'd speak English." Andy:"You understood what we're saying right Op ?" Opie:"Cheerio."

(Season 3 Barney's First Car) Barney:"Can I put my bullet in?" Andy:"I think you better."

This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Not Guilty.

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(Season 3 Court Martial) Gilligan:"Goodbye Professor, goodbye Mrs. Howell, goodbye Maryanne.. Goodbye Skipper." Skipper:"Goodbye Gillig....Oh Gilligan you're coming with me!" Gilligan:"I keep forgetting."

Daisy Duke

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Mr. Howell:"Parlez Vous France' ?." Native Chief:"Boola-Boola Boola-Boola ?" Mr. Howell:"Obviously a Yale Man ..."

This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Agonized Labor.

(Season 5 The Luck of Newton Munroe) Barney:"Hey Newton, the cell door is open and the keys are in your car!" Andy:"Barney!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"Wait a minute Wagonmaster. What happens to us if something happens to you?" Dusty:"I'd be in charge." Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"There's a foreboding thought."

(Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Professor:"Duke it's absurd to think you surfed all the way from Hawaii...why the counteraction of the marine gravitational forces would..." The Professor trying to teach a "dropout from the 2nd grade" about tides/waves...

This news should please Cousin Garrett Duke!

Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Someday, I'm gonna be a magician." Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"You're already a better magician than Count Aturo." Dusty:"I am?" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Yeah. You disappear every time I need you."

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess, Series finale) Mr. Howell:(to Skipper & Professor while they're all dressed like women.)"Maxine, I don't know about you and Laverne, but I'm getting out of this."