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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke) Sheriff Grady Byrd:"My 6th sense tells me-" Boss Hogg:"Grady, in order to have a 6th sense, you've gotta have the other 5 and you've got no sense at all."
  2. (Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:(on screen narration, after he's hijacked, sitting on the road tied up, after the crooks drive away in the truck.) "Wouldn't that just blow yer hat in the creek?"
  3. Jr. Justice:"WAIT, DADDY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! WHO’S GONNA HOLD YOUR HAT!?!?!?"
  4. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I’M NOT GIVING UP!! I’M NOT GIVING UP!!"
  5. Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."
  6. Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."
  7. Wow! I think it was before or after The Dukes 1997 Reunion movie.
  8. (Season 5 Andy and Helen Have Their Day) George the TV repairman:"I think the Sheriff is kinda sore Barney."
  9. (Season 3 Voodoo) Gilligan:"I don't even care if you pay me $100.00 an hour!?" Mr. Howell:"$100.00 an hour!? Don't even say that in jest! It's more than my poor heart can stand!"
  10. I'd react. But I'm out. I've used up my quota again.
  11. (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"I wonder what else they made it do?" Professor:"Gilligan! You just hit upon the key word "they." They sent it up, they'll come looking for it, and when they do-" Skipper:"They'll rescue us! Robot, you're beautiful!" Robot:"You're beautiful." Skipper:"Oh well, thank you!"
  12. “I don’t chew my cabbage twice “ Ernest T Bass
  13. (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"You mean, whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Oh great, we've got a mechanical Gilligan!"
  14. Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100." Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."
  15. A fan made video using all kinds of different variations of the theme.
  16. Another fan made extended Waylon theme. This time with Season 1 guitar and Season 1 scenes.
  17. A fan made video of Waylon's extended version with Season 2-7 guitar and Season 2-7 scenes.
  18. Fan made video of Waylon's son Shooter singing the song.
  19. Any fans of this movie?
  20. Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. Because by that time, uh, that smokey will have gone by you."
  21. Carrie/Frog:"Well, at least it's better than 10-200."
  22. Carrie/Frog:"Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?" Bandit:"Yes it would. He's going 10-100."
  23. (Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:"If you think that's somethin', you oughta see the way old Rosco's rigged his bathroom plumbin'."
  24. Gilligan:"What's that!?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now, will you start peddling- A man in parachute!?"
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