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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 The Second Ginger Grant) Mrs. Howell:"Ginger isn't Ginger anymore because Mary Ann isn't who she was when Ginger wasn't who she is, isn't that right, Skipper?" Mr. Howell:"But darling I'm yer Little Thurston Poo!"
  2. R.I.P Dobie Gillis star Dwyane Hickman. He was 87.
  3. Eddie Albert
  4. (Season 3 Court Martial) Radio:"The Captain of the ship was solely responsible for the disaster." Skipper:"The Captain of the-? Me! Gilligan! They're blaming me!"
  5. (Season 2 Beauty Is As Beauty Does) Gilligan:"Huh. It must've been a her!" Mary Ann:"Gilligan! Oh!" Professor:"Good heavens!" Gilligan:"You go get her!"
  6. People in the Facebook Gilligan group forums commented on my shaved Skipper Tribute scenes. I told them this joke. The Professor made me a Coconut razor LOL. A member of the Facebook Gilligan's Island forums told me this joke: "You better not use Gilligan's pie for shaving cream." I told him "Nah lol."
  7. People on Facebook in the Gilligan's group forums commented on my shaving. I told them this joke. The Professor made me a Coconut razor LOL.
  8. Found a better Dusty's Trail deal. On Amazon. An official release 3 volumes for $44 instead of just 1 volume for $72.
  9. I was warned by a friend "Just keep watching Dusty's Trail on YouTube. Be careful with that online store you found as they could be bootleg DVD sets." I would bootleg 'em for myself from YouTube if I had a way.
  10. I found a store for Gilligan's Island Western Dusty's Trail. The complete First and only Season all 26 episodes 1973-1974. $72.00 https://www.dvdplanetstore.pk/shop/western/dustys-trail/
  11. Crook
  12. (Season 2 Quick, Before It Sinks) Gilligan is pouring Skipper some Coconut Milk. It spills all over the Skipper. Gilligan:"Say when Skipper." Skipper:"When, Gilligan." Gilligan and Skipper are now in their hammocks. Skipper:"And now Gilligan, this will be the most important of our tests, being as we're in our hammocks so much." "Yeah. We'll be to weak from lack of food to stand up."
  13. Hustler
  14. Playboy
  15. Welcome!
  16. I'm out of reactions so here's your :)
  17. I am out of reactions so here's your ❤
  18. Biker babes
  19. Lacey Chabert is near my age. I am 34 she is 39. Wow!
  20. Tattoo(bikers have tattoos)
  21. (Season 3 Lovey's Secret Admirer) Gilligan is in Professor's hut playing with the lie detector. Mary Ann:"Gilligan?" Gilligan:"In here Mary Ann!" Mary Ann:"Have you seen the Coconut Cream Pie I made?" Gilligan:"No. Ok. I lied. It was delicious!"
  22. (Season 2 R. I. P. Henry Flatt) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Is that-? It couldn't be. But it is! That's a coffin! Enos, this is Rosco! That's a coffin!" Deputy Enos Strate:"That's a coffin! Sheriff, remember that APB we got about that body snatchin' case in Capital City?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah! An' we're gonna snatch the body that snatched the body! Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said "Was that you coffin!"
  23. A favorite funny scene of mine from '01 movie Surviving Gilligan's Island THE INCREDIBLY TRUE STORY OF THE LONGEST THREE-HOUR TOUR IN HISTORY Talking about getting off the island. Mr. Howell:"How do we get off?" Skipper:"Well, as Skipper and First Mate, that's up to me and Gilligan to find a way." Mr. Howell:"Drats! We're stuck here forever!"

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