Skipper Duke

What Could Have Been In the pilot episode, many of the cast members are not the same cast members that we have become accustomed to and fell in love with. These characters were The Professor (played by John Gabriel), a high school science teacher, Ginger (played by Kit Smythe), who was originally a secretary instead of a movie star, and Bunny (played by Nancy McCarthy), another secretary. After the pilot was shown to test audiences, it was decided to replace those actors/actresses who tested the lowest with the audience. Russell Johnson was cast as The Professor and Tina Louise was cast as Ginger (who was now a movie star instead of a secretary). The role of Mary Ann went to Dawn Wells, however another well known actress auditioned for the part--Raquel Welch. It was decided though that Welch didn't fit the character of the girl next door and so Wells was cast into the role.

Lightning McQueen

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Mr. Howell:"Did you hear that Lovey? That statue must be worth a fortune." Mrs. Howell:"That's probably why they're burying it." Mr. Howell:"There's only one thing to do." Mrs. Howell:"Tell the Professor?" Mr. Howell:"No. Take it ourselves!"

Fun World Skipper's hat Coming soon hopefully!

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"She insulted my town! She insulted my son!{Shaddup!} She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure old-fashioned communism...."

(Season 1 Gilligan Meets the Jungle Boy) Mary Ann:"I don't think he understands what you're saying." Jungle Boy:"Say-ing."

Dusty's Trail scene. Betsy:"Is she sleeping?" Lulu:"Fast asleep." Betsy:"Do you think Priscilla's a witch?" Lulu:"There's been some strange things happening since she got here." Betsy:"Dusty always does strange things, an' we never accuse him of witchcraft." Lulu:"Dusty wouldn't know which end of the broom to ride."

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents.) Mr. Howell:"Oh well. I think I'll go aft!"(walks off raft into Lagoon)

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Gilligan:"What do they think this is, a freeway??"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry! You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"

"Crazy Cooter comin' at cha!" Ben Jones(Cooter Davenport)

Might try the Arby's Diablo Dare Sandwich. No doubt this is a menu item inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movie. Buford's meal. Can't forget the Dr. Pepper

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, it's awful cold down there. Keep your flap shut!!!!" Skipper:"Gilligan, you keep your flap shut! Or I'll close it for ya!"

(Season 1 Forget Me Not) Gilligan"OK sailor boy, stomach in, chest out!" Mr. Howell:"I won't stand fer mutiny on my ship!" Gilligan:"Your ship!? I'm the Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"I'm the Skipper! I am one of the biggest Skippers of all time!" Gilligan:"I'm gonna report you to the Admiral an' have you court martialed!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Mr. Howell! What are you arguing about!? Will you two pipe down!?"(bangs their heads together)"Gilligan! I'll have you know, I'm the only Skipper around here! That goes fer you too Howell!" Gilligan:"He knows my name!" Mr. Howell:"Mine too!" Professor:"That hit on the head brought him back! The Skipper is cured!"

(Season 2 Feed the Kitty) Professor:"Let's get on with it. That lion could be anywhere. Behind that tree, or crouched behind that rock." Mr. Howell:"You don't think it is do you!?" Professor:"Mr. Howell, animals can smell fear. So I suggest you get a hold of yourself."

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan's Jack and the Beanstalk dream sequence. Professor/Old man:"An' I'm really a Price, an' I could use a kiss to turn me back into a Prince!" Gilligan:"Forget it buster! I'm not gonna kiss you!" Ginger/Princess:"It's not you that can turn him back! It's her." Mary Ann/Maid:"Oh. I'd rather kiss the goose! Here it goes!"

Gilligan Trivia: Professor invented a bicycle pedal moonshine making still in Man With a Net. T or F? Bonus: This still appeared again in The Pigeon. T or F?

My family lied to me when I was young. Said "If you keep wearing your Skipper hats you will grow up bald." Am 34 and all my hair is still here.

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:(under Dr. Boris Balinkoff's spell from the mind controlling hypnotic ring)"You are my Admiral."

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Gilligan:"Hi Skipper! Hi lady! Hi lady!?"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Professor:“I don’t want to crush your dress” Ginger:“Try”

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan and Mr. Howell are glued to the iron mine. Gilligan because of his solid steel 4 leaf clover lucky charm necklace. Mr. Howell because of his watch and identification bracelet. Gilligan thinks the mine has started to tick faster. Gilligan:"Listen! It's starting to tick faster! Flim flam, flim flam, flim flam!" Mr. Howell:"That's MY heart!"

(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Kupaki Headhunter:(to the other Kupaki Headhunters)"Put head back on pole! Whoever do this, die!"

Yeah.