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(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, it's awful cold down there. Keep your flap shut!!!!" Skipper:"Gilligan, you keep your flap shut! Or I'll close it for ya!"

(Season 1 Forget Me Not) Gilligan"OK sailor boy, stomach in, chest out!" Mr. Howell:"I won't stand fer mutiny on my ship!" Gilligan:"Your ship!? I'm the Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"I'm the Skipper! I am one of the biggest Skippers of all time!" Gilligan:"I'm gonna report you to the Admiral an' have you court martialed!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Mr. Howell! What are you arguing about!? Will you two pipe down!?"(bangs their heads together)"Gilligan! I'll have you know, I'm the only Skipper around here! That goes fer you too Howell!" Gilligan:"He knows my name!" Mr. Howell:"Mine too!" Professor:"That hit on the head brought him back! The Skipper is cured!"

(Season 2 Feed the Kitty) Professor:"Let's get on with it. That lion could be anywhere. Behind that tree, or crouched behind that rock." Mr. Howell:"You don't think it is do you!?" Professor:"Mr. Howell, animals can smell fear. So I suggest you get a hold of yourself."

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan's Jack and the Beanstalk dream sequence. Professor/Old man:"An' I'm really a Price, an' I could use a kiss to turn me back into a Prince!" Gilligan:"Forget it buster! I'm not gonna kiss you!" Ginger/Princess:"It's not you that can turn him back! It's her." Mary Ann/Maid:"Oh. I'd rather kiss the goose! Here it goes!"

Gilligan Trivia: Professor invented a bicycle pedal moonshine making still in Man With a Net. T or F? Bonus: This still appeared again in The Pigeon. T or F?

My family lied to me when I was young. Said "If you keep wearing your Skipper hats you will grow up bald." Am 34 and all my hair is still here.

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:(under Dr. Boris Balinkoff's spell from the mind controlling hypnotic ring)"You are my Admiral."

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Gilligan:"Hi Skipper! Hi lady! Hi lady!?"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Professor:“I don’t want to crush your dress” Ginger:“Try”

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan and Mr. Howell are glued to the iron mine. Gilligan because of his solid steel 4 leaf clover lucky charm necklace. Mr. Howell because of his watch and identification bracelet. Gilligan thinks the mine has started to tick faster. Gilligan:"Listen! It's starting to tick faster! Flim flam, flim flam, flim flam!" Mr. Howell:"That's MY heart!"

(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Kupaki Headhunter:(to the other Kupaki Headhunters)"Put head back on pole! Whoever do this, die!"

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(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Ginger Grant:"Gee Professor. I think it's amazing how you do all these experiments with such shaky hands!" Professor:"Well they weren't shaky until a second ago."

(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Ginger:"I hope that boomerang has more boom in it than I did."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"You may have to stoke a furnace." Mr. Howell:"I'll go down with the ship first." Skipper:"Mr. Howell, that's only for Captains."

(Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Luke Duke:"Who died!?" Uncle Jesse Duke"You've got the nerve to ask me who died!? Get to that barn you two! After all you two put me thru, I oughta take a switch to both of ya-" Bo Duke:"Uncle Jesse what are ya-?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Just get in there! Now then! Alright you two! Explain to me why yer alive praise the Lord, instead of dead and drowned no thanks to Rosco!"

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(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Mr. Howell:"Is that peculiar, or is that peculiar?" Professor:"It's peculiar." Mr. Howell:"Careful we don't know if he's had his distemper shot."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"Mr. Howell, you know, yer not gonna start at the top." Mr. Howell:"Lauraline, Chef, First Mate maybe?"

(Season 3 The Pigeon) Professor:"What about you Mr. Howell? I’m sure you’re a member of this, take a pigeon to lunch bunch." Mrs. Howell, "That bird devoured a meal fit for a king.".....Mr. Howell, "Henry the VIII."

(Season 1 Repo Men) Luke Duke & Cooter Davenport driving in the Rolls Royce. Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah?" Cooter Davenport:"Whatcha think ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this?" Luke Duke:"Well, I ain't sure. But I know he'd be doin' it with somebody a lot prettier than you." Cooter Davenport:"Awe." Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah!?" Cooter Davenport:"If you can't make this thing go any faster than this, you mind if I just jump out, an' run ahead!?" Luke Duke:"Funny!"

Season 2-3 1965-1966/1966-1967 color episodes 37-98 theme song ending. The ships aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan The Skipper too The Millionaire And his wife The Movie Star the Professor and Mary Ann are here on Gilligan's Isle