Skipper Duke

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Dubov Don't Like People Dubov Don't Like Dubov, A Plan ?. Dubov Got a Plan Too Phooey On People !."

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Skipper:"Hello... And Goodbye ..." Dubov:"You Sure know How to be Friends..." Skipper:"If You Want to be Friends ?, That's Fine by Me just Don't Order Me Around !."

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Skipper:"Oh for Goodness Sake that's just What We Needed a Tin Refugee From The Wizard of Oz..."

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Mr. Howell:"A Howell Never Runs in The Face of Danger, He Walks Very Fast..."

(Season 2 The Friendly Physician) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"And I Can Understand Your Confusion, Positively Staggering ?!?." Mrs. Howell:"Do you hear that Thurston? He understands my confusion!"

(Season 2 The Friendly Physician) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I See You've Met Igor !" Gilligan:"We Kind of Bumped into Each Other." Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I Admit He's a Little Awkward, But He's Gentle as a Little Baby..." Gilligan:"A Baby What ??..."

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Mary Ann:"Do you know why?" Gilligan:"Because I remind you of your father?" Mary Ann:"No silly. Because you're young and alive, like me!"

(Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Gilligan:"Oops. That. Was. A. Close. One. Somebody. Could've. Stepped. Right. Into. The. Barrel." Skipper:"Thanks to you Gilligan, somebody already has!"

(Season 2 People's Choice) The Dukes jump the General Lee with Thelma Claire Rogers T. C. in backseat. Waylon Jennings:"I thought dip meant down."

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke) Bo Duke:"What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager."

(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Cousin Alice:"Hey Bo! Wanna wrestle!?" Luke Duke:"She gets right down to it, don't she?" Cousin Alice:"I meant before I go. See, I got me this new book on wrasslin' holds, an' ain't nobody to practice on, except a bear." Swamp Molly:"Now, you behave Alice!"

Dusty's Trail 1 season 26 episodes 1973-1974

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Gilligan's Island 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967

(Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top) Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Mr. Callahan, look what I caught." Mr. Callahan:"Looks more like he caught you." Dusty:"She's really a beauty, isn't she? A genuine Appalachian." Mr. Callahan:"It's not Appalachian, it's Appaloosa, and it's not a she, it's a he." Dusty:"I don't care if it's a boy Appaloosa or a girl Appalachian, it's a beauty." Mr. Callahan:"He sure is." Dusty:"Can I keep him?" Mr. Callahan:" It looks like a wild horse. There's no shoes. Uh. Heh. I don't see any sign of a brand. Dusty:"Yeah?" Mr. Callahan:" Looks like you found yourself a horse Dusty." Dusty:"Really!? He's my own horse, and I can keep him!? My own horse!" Mr. Callahan:"Yeah. Don't don't fight. I'll see if I can get you out of this. You get in some of the wildest-" Dusty:"It won't let go." Mr. Callahan:"Let go of this one." Dusty:"Huh?" Mr. Callahan:"Let go. Let go!"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"I'll be the best Skipper she ever had! I'd do anything for that woman!" Gilligan:"I'm glad to hear you say that." Skipper:"Why?" Gilligan:"Because your first duty as Captain will be to marry them!" Skipper:"Gilligan, did you have to bring that up!? Did you have to huh!? Marry them!"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"Gilligan! This is the world famous, the world famous Erica Tiffany Smith!" Gilligan:"Wow! 3 names! Your parents must've ordered a big family!"

(More Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Waylon Jennings:"The next morning, the boys were on their way to town to pick up some barb wire. At the same time, Rosco was waitin' to break in his new radar gun. A hair dryer, on his first unsuspecting motorist. Y'all wanna take bets on who that'll be?"

(Continued after Rosco drives off) Luke:"Bo. We must live right or somethin'." Bo:"It's a charmed life, I'm tellin' ya." Luke:"You got it! Hey here comes Cooter! Think we can wrangle a ride home?" Bo:"Only if we feed him. What do you wanna bet?" Luke:"Winner does the dishes!" Bo:"You're on!" Luke:"Ok!" Both boys:(flagging him down in the tow truck)"Cooter!" Cooter:"Don't y'all know it ain't safe to be a pedestrian in this town!?" Luke:"Hey, can we wrangle a ride home?" Cooter:"Who's cookin' supper?" Bo:"I told you. Only if we get to feed him." Luke:"Alright. You do the dishes. Get in here, come on!" Bo:"What do you mean I do the dishes! Like I said!"

(Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes scene) Rosco:"Listen Rhubarb!" Bo: It's Rhuebottom!" Rosco:"Will you hush!? I know who he is! I've known him fer years!"(to Mr. Rhuebottom)"Are you gonna press charges on these two or not!?" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Against these boys!?" Rosco:"Yeah!" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Never! Can't press charges against yer best customers! You do that, an' you press yerself right outta business! Hehehe!" Rosco:"How would you like fer me to press these 5 up against you-"(makes fist)"Ijit!" Bo:"Bye bye Rosco!" Luke:"Much obliged Mr. Rhuebottom!" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Any time boys! You boys come on down, an' chew fat with me some time, hear?" Bo & Luke:"Yessir!" Rosco:"Nobody wants me involved do they Flash!. I'll be involved one day!"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Erica Tiffany Smith:"You run along Mr. Gilligan, the Captain and I will follow closely behind." Skipper:"Delighted."(Tips hat to her)

(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Mr. Howell:"I'll have you know that's never been off her finger since the day we were merged!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Saddle Burn Wells. Pop 114. I wonder how old mom is?" Mr. Callahan:"I wonder where everybody is." Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"Where is everyone!?" Mr. Callahan:"I don't know. Looks to me like we found ourselves a ghost town." Ghost sound. Dusty:"I think one of them is trying to tell us something."

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