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Clam chowder? o.O @n@ I LURVES MEH SOME GRILL ON THE CRILL!!

I DIDN'T SAY THAT KEL KEL!!!! @n@ I WAS HIKED UP ON SUGAR!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! TACOS TO FALL FROM DA SKY?! MEH POTATO IS CALLING ME TO hahahaaaa....what?

Stop? xD I CAN'T STOP DRINKING COFFEEE!!!!!!!! xD

I know....that's my whole purpose!

Sure is kel kel!!!

Cool beans, now Iz nurt stuck anymore on the fanfiction I am doing, but first I am doing a total story about my OC's before doing a Dukes fiction and I just needed answer. Because if they grew corn then that would be perfect for my inspiration of Dierks Bentley's song "What was I thinking..." AND I QUOTE; By the county line the cops were nipping on our heels Pulled off the road kicked it to 4 wheel Shut off the lights, tore through a corn field What was I thinking? Out the other side she was hollerin’ “Faster!? Took the third road had the radio blastin’ Hit the Honky Tonk for a little close dancin’ What was I thinking? It gave me an idea, fer when Kelsey got upset when she spied (little did she know) Rosco on her back end (AT NIGHT), then she see's the Duke's corn field for an escape route...then that would be when heck breaks loose!

I love the fanfiction of how Bo and Luke were caught moon shining....It twas so sad, yet funny at certain time! Go check it out on www.fanfiction.net

(Kelsey desided to change her CB Callsign) CB Callsign: Mare Momma Bear (We got that nickname from our dark sorrel horse, she's such a sweety, but yet sometimes acts like a bear:rofl:)

Wait...once again...I dink I git dumber each day with every CUP OF COFFEEE! Dang it yall, now I have a craving fer coffee!

If it's 1992, den I'd be never here...wait...am I just a non-existent CrAzY tAcO pErSoN?

Ma family has adopted a racing stable name, it's like we were born to race good quality horses...the name of the stables is Hood Racing Stables. Thought I'd just let everybody know!

Tiz listenin ta I shot the Sheriff....LOL...burt idk who it was from! I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. All around in my home town They're trying to track me down. They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense. I shot the sheriff, and they say it is a capital offense. Sheriff john brown always hated me; For what I don't know. Every time that I plant a seed He said, kill it before it grows. He said, kill it before it grows. I say: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense. I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense. Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town. All of a sudden I see sheriff john brown Aiming to shoot me down. So I shot, I shot him down. I say: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. Reflexes got the better of me And what is to be must be. Every day the bucket goes to the well, But one day the bottom will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will drop out. But I say: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot no deputy, oh no. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot no deputy, oh no.

Me and Kelsey (she has a different name, but prefers it to be Kelsey) both came up with my character, she is Kelsey's (character; not real) aunt, but Tonya's sister is the one who ruined Kelsey's life and threatened the whole family. birth name: Tonya Mary Oakley Status: married Weight: 160 lbs. Height: 5'9 " Eyes: light aqua blue Hair: dark brown Profession: FBI agent, specializes in hunting down people. Hobbies: Jogging, hiking and swimming Birthplace: Miami, FL ethnicity: Native American and Caucasian piercings: none attire: Wears a long sleeved shirt that has a hidden knife inside the right sleeve. On the shirt, it says FBI on the back in big white words. Wears a long pair of blue jeans with a black belt of which has only a few official tools. Car: 1965 black Dodge Polara CB Callsign: eighty seventh Hood Nickname: flying bird biography: After learning of her last family member dying, Tonya moved several times before finding Mark Hood, her now current Husband. All her life she had a job of being a deputy, until she was offered a job from another higher-achy, then the rest of her time, she spent her time worrying about Kelsey's health and the revenge of her sister.

See, most of the old shows just seem outdated, but I don't whether they are or not, coz I love da old, but thats just me....besides, the old episodes of Knight Rider made fun of the Dukes Of Hazzard in one episode.....PEACE OUT!!

Oh, heres a song that I danced pretty crazy to, but also made a reference to Bo! <3 Dierks Bentley - What was I thinkin Well, Becky was a beauty from south Alabama. Her Daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer. Think he even did a little time in the slammer. What was I thinkin'? She snuck out one night an' met me by the front gate, Her Daddy came out a-wavin' that 12-guage We tore out the drive, he peppered my tailgate. What was I thinkin'? Oh, I knew there'd be hell to pay. But that crossed my mind a little too late. 'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top, Sittin' right there in the middle by me. An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss, Man, just gotta get goin', where the night might lead. I know what I was feelin', But what was I thinkin'? What was I thinkin'? By the County line, the cops were nippin' on our heels, Pulled off the road an' kicked it in four-wheel. Shut off the lights an' tore through a cornfield. What was I thinkin'? At the other side, she was hollerin': "Faster." Took a dirt road, had the radio blastin'. Hit the honky-tonk for a little close dancin'. What was I thinkin'? Oh, I knew there'd be hell to pay. But that crossed my mind a little too late. 'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top, Sittin' right there in the middle by me. An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss, Man, just gotta get goin', where the night might lead. I know what I was feelin', But what was I thinkin'? What was I thinkin'? When a mountain of a man with a "Born To Kill" tattoo, Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth. We ran outside, hood slidin' like Bo Duke. What was I thinkin'? I finally for her home at a half past too late Daddy's in a long chair sittin' on the driveway, Put it in park as he started my way. What was I thinkin'? Oh, what was I thinkin'? Oh, what was I thinkin'? Then she gave a "Come an' get me grin." An' like a bullet, we were gone again. 'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top, Sittin' right there in the middle by me. An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss, Man, just gotta get goin' where the night might lead. I know what I was feelin', But what was I thinkin'? What was I thinkin'? I know what I was feelin', but what was I thinkin'?

Hmmm...Sprinteen:roll:...OOOH! Eric Church, he sings alright... To this day when I hear that song, I see you standing there on that lawn Discount shades, store bought tan, flip-flops and cut off jeans Somewhere between that setting sun, I'm On Fire and Born To Run You looked at me and I was done, we were just getting started I was singing to you, you were singing to me I was so alive, never been more free Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang oh Stayed there 'til they forced us out We took the long way to your house And I can still hear the sound Of you saying don't go When I think about you I think about 17 I think about my old Jeep I think about the stars in the sky Funny how a melody sounds like a memory Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night Springsteen I bumped in to you by happenstance You probably wouldn't even know who I am But if I whispered your name, I bet there'd still be a spark Back when I was gasoline and this old tattoo had brand new ink And we didn't care what your momma would think 'bout your name on my arm Baby is it spring or is it summer The guitar sound or the beat of the drummer You hear sometimes late at night on your radio Even though you're a million miles away When you hear Born In The USA Do you relive those glory days from so long ago When you think about me Do you think about 17 Do you think about my old Jeep Think about the stars in the sky Funny how a melody sounds like a memory Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night Springsteen, Springsteen Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Funny how a melody sounds like a memory Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night Springsteen, Springsteen Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

THEY HAD A B-DAY PARTY WITHOUT ME? Well happy LATE b-day friend....... Now who's gonna drag da coffee out? huh? HUH? Oooh okay, I don't dwant ta share mehz coffee, but orkay! P.S. I SCREAM!

Fer mez, the only problem wifth da movie is it tiz it sucks like dirt, fer me it isn't watchable and it twasn't funny. I will never.....umm.......anybody gotz a donut, coz I'mma hungry!

CMT Strikes again...they won't quit toyin wifth deir plans, heack....I'd rather watch True T.V., but even they don't have the Dukes, seems like all the newish people down thar at those stations are tossin out da old, cept for maybe the HUB Network....hey, lets hope fer CMT selling The Duke of Hazzard series to HUB, their nice people, they play what they plan...lets just hope!

Oh...I Guess I choose the wrong username, Rodney isn't a person I admire, he's more than that, he's more like family to me and it sure seems that way from seeing the way he reacted last time I saw him again! <3 Rodney Atkins - country music artist. I still love the Dukes! <3

Me and Kelsey (she has a different name, but prefers it to be Kelsey) both came up with her character, we've almost got her profession, but not sure to be horseback riding, racing horses or racing cars...soo yea....lol. birth name: Kelsey Hood Status: single Weight: 90 lbs. Height: 5'1 " Eyes: Brown Hair: Dirty Blonde Profession: none yet (tiz haz no idea!) Hobbies: Horseback riding, traveling and running Birthplace: Hood, VA ethnicity: Native American piercings: none attire: Likes to wear grey jeans, yellow t-shirt with black sharp toed boots. When she rides her horses, she likes to feel them underneath her, so she wears really short blue jeans, a spaghetti strap shirt and no shoes. Car: Cobalt Blue Mustang, with an American flag on the top, her (OUR) family crest on the hood and '02' on the sides. That her father had built himself. The car's name was General Hood. (Tiz a real car) CB Callsign: Road Runner or Road rager Nickname: Iron horse biography: When Kelsey was at a young age, her father lost his town, Hood. Then when the family was booted out of their town, Kelsey's father worked hard to get it back, but during that time, Kelsey's aunt was running a muck, but just a few days later, Kelsey's aunt was tossed in jail for killing a man. Almost twelve years, Kelsey's father regained his town back and her aunt had escaped and once again wrecked havoc in the family. Kelsey just got her drivers license when she was driving down a road, saw her aunt in the middle and tried to flip her car, but it spun out and hit a pole. Kelsey was then kidnapped and thrown down into a basement of a house, after that happened, her aunt thought Kelsey was dead, so the aunt threw a already light match where she'd thrown Kelsey. Few minutes later, Kelsey emerged from the inflamed, abandoned house and right into the arms of the sheriff, who was actually corrupted. Immediately, before anybody could do a thing, Kelsey then was transferred to the state jail. Upon learning the news of his daughter, Kelsey's father fled down to his sheriff's office and removed him. Then it took Kelsey's dad three days to get Kelsey out. Fed up with everything, Kelsey, herself, woke up one morning and realizing she needed to change, she couldn't live where her aunt knew she was and risking her dad's safety, so she moved from Virginia to Kentucky to Tennessee, then to North Carolina, before soon, she found her way to Atlanta, Georgia. After being in Atlanta for almost a week, one day she was laying on her trunk, staring at the sky and before long, she heard a loud roaring sound, almost sounded like her car, but a little lower. When Kelsey looked up, it was the General Lee roaring by, she was drawn to the orange car like a bug to a bug zapper in a July night. Following her nose, she jumped into the General Hood and took off after the General Lee, not knowing what to expect.

Awrighty...gotz a different song stuck in me head, it's a heck of a good thang too! And I ain't goin against Rodney neither! Family reunion, 4th of July It's been three years since I've seen them Now I remember why Aunt Charlotte's at the door Big smile on her face The first thing she says to me Looks like you've gained some weight You only get that kind of honesty From family Well Uncle Joe's getting plastered Aunt Martha's getting mad Same old cousin Doug Same old jokes, same old bad Mama has to keep reminding me Son, they're family A few new babies, the same old crazies I've known 'em my whole life And they still amaze me I didn't choose 'em But I'd hate to loose 'em Cause you gotta love 'em They're family Cousin Linda showed up With her new sweetheart I had to laugh when daddy whispered Fifth time might be the charm And there's her brother Lester In the city, just flew in All the way from way out yonder We're still not sure about him But different as we are it's good to be a family A few new babies, the same old crazies I've known 'em my whole life And they still amaze me I didn't choose 'em Wouldn't wanna lose 'em But you gotta love 'em Man, they're family When mama said the blessing She was fightin back the tears Cause the last time we were all together Grandpa was here And She knew how proud he'd be And how much he'd love to see A few new babies, the same old crazies I've known 'em my whole life And they still amaze me Don't get to choose 'em But you hate to lose 'em You gotta love 'em Cause they're your family Family reunion, 4th of July It's been three years since I've seen them Now I remember why Rodney Atkins ~ Family <3 <3 Now ain't we all just family? Yes...yes we are!

HAI NEW PERSON! WELCOME! (Btw I think I might be Hazzard net's town drunkie coz I'm funky of coffeee!) I might just go crawl around in the Hazzard Swamp fer a little while!

I like waffles, tacos and muffins, but what I really like to do is....EAT BANANAS! Anybody remember Jerry Clower? He twas a funny dude! Ma daddy reminds me of Macgyver and Cooter, all of dem can fix just bout everythin...just daddy is a real dude who really puts some engineerin into it, smarter than a professional...gee I wonder why! Tiz me gits crazier than a drunken person when Iz drinks coffee....kinda quittin, or at least tryin ta! I laugh at nothing, but course that is just when I am bein crazy, random, or a bit high on caffeine...lol I ride horses like I stole dem! Mmhmmm gurl, don't yo touch me horsey! coz me gits angrier than a fire ant on fire!! Everything that I love to do is just as awesome as a monkey wearing a tuxedo made of bacon, riding a unicorn! Sometimes I day dream of me perfect world of unicorns that eat rainbows and poop out butterflies! BTW This is me 15th post..."Worst 15" posts of my life! xD Coz "Worst 15 Minutes" is me friend's song that he wrote! Awww yee! I made a story, but I'll post somewheres elsey! PEACE OUT!

Now that I love, Traveling is awesomely epic...yo git ta see new things, goin places yo never been, figgure I wanna drive now, but nope, Liberalated government had ta change dat....anyways...I'mma goin ta a horse show on Saturday with Kelsey...as they say, "horses are the scenic way to travel, but long time to git thar." That was mo muddar that said dat...anyways....The first time mo daddy drove was when he twas 12 years, I was 13 years when I gotz ta drive our Lincoln fer a mile on our dirt road, couldn't really keep still, I twas all over da road...LOL...but it ended well...sos I just stick ta drivin horses! PEACE OUT!