Hobie Hartkins

Do you think Uncle Jesse may have been trained in Theoretical Physics? ( Hazzard Style of course!)

I remember my grandmother used to give me Buttermilk and so I was raised on it and like it. Once, in 2nd grade, the teacher asked us who all liked Buttermilk and I was the only one to raise their hand!

unless of course you're talking about me running for the next Country Commissioner! Just remember.....I'm right and everybody else is wrong! THAT'S scripture'!!! Look it up! II Opinions 5:45!

elebration

COOTER was cool...but ben jones.......

THAT is wild!!

richard FEYNMAN ( a theoretical physicist)

Believe me, if they see you drink that....they won't even TRY to get near you!

my wife ( or her girl friend....not sure) bought me a 12 pack of Heineken, which I'm finishing up the last one now.....drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again! I wish Hazzard had Heineken! I've learned a life lesson here lately......The more money you have, the tighter you tend to be. Before I had money, I used to buy Heineken , a very expensive beer. Now, My go to beer ( which my wife just came in with a 15 pack) , is Milwaukee's Best Ice { I love Ice Beer....my fav.} and my go-to- beer....go fig. I can easily afford Heineken but prefer, somewhat, Milwaukee's Best Ice because it's cheaper...a LOT cheaper!!

Cletus gave his teacher Ms. crumbly an APPLE!

I also guarantee if you drink something like that in front of other supposed Bad A** es, they will stand aside and not crowd you and give you plenty of room!

black hole.....you know....event horizon , black hole......that right there is literally the point of no return!!

I've heard that stuff will grow hair on your teeth!

OH my fellow Hazzardites!! I am losing my mind!! ( or what's left of it!) I was thinking wrong....TODAY is DOHD!! HAPPY DOHD! I'm going all out! My wife is off this weekend and so tomorrow I have time to sleep in! So...tonight its, Friday night, pizza, DOH, the next day free!! ( you can't ask for better! )....I MIGHT add a few AB's to the mix....although I'm about to have a few Adult Beverages here in a little while! HAPPY DUKES OF HAZZARD DAY EVERYBODY!!

Well I know I'm late for DOHD, but better late than never. I was sleeping and didn't make the official holiday. I've been tired lately. I think it's part of my Hernia situation. ( Which hopefully will be over after sept. 3!) They say fatigue is part of it. Anyway, I hope everybody had a great DOHD!!

epic

All I know, is that anybody that can drink something like that and is still vertical......I'm not going to mess with him!

Let me know how it turns out! I think though, IPA's would do you better , 1. because you're new to beer 2. summer time is more of an IPA time! ( Indigo Pale Ale). Heineken is a lager. Ale is a beer that is fermented at the top of the vat and has a fruity or flowery taste. ( Not my favorite) and Lagers are fermented on the bottom of the vat, take longer to brew and takes a colder temperature. They are stronger beers with a higher alcohol content.

silver

Hard to believe he's that old! Where did you meet him?

Rosco could never catch the Dukes......UNLESS he had help!

sneakers ( high heel sneakers)

you got that right! Let's see, Six Million Dollar Man, Batman and Robin ( not the cartoon but the one with Adam West and Burt Ward), Kung Fu......

Feminine