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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. JEFFERSON davis hogg!
  2. HENRIETTA ( you guys remember her?)
  3. hector FARLEY !!
  4. Hmmm.....I don't know if I should make it a Buttermilk with a Moonshine chaser or Moonshine with a butter milk chaser!
  5. I hope she's doing well!!
  6. Do you think Uncle Jesse may have been trained in Theoretical Physics? ( Hazzard Style of course!)
  7. I remember my grandmother used to give me Buttermilk and so I was raised on it and like it. Once, in 2nd grade, the teacher asked us who all liked Buttermilk and I was the only one to raise their hand!
  8. unless of course you're talking about me running for the next Country Commissioner! Just remember.....I'm right and everybody else is wrong! THAT'S scripture'!!! Look it up! II Opinions 5:45!
  9. Where you been Bud??  Haven't   seen you in a while! I hope everything's going well for you!

  10. COOTER was cool...but ben jones.......
  11. THAT is wild!!
  12. richard FEYNMAN ( a theoretical physicist)
  13. Believe me, if they see you drink that....they won't even TRY to get near you!
  14. my wife ( or her girl friend....not sure) bought me a 12 pack of Heineken, which I'm finishing up the last one now.....drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again! I wish Hazzard had Heineken! I've learned a life lesson here lately......The more money you have, the tighter you tend to be. Before I had money, I used to buy Heineken , a very expensive beer. Now, My go to beer ( which my wife just came in with a 15 pack) , is Milwaukee's Best Ice { I love Ice Beer....my fav.} and my go-to- beer....go fig. I can easily afford Heineken but prefer, somewhat, Milwaukee's Best Ice because it's cheaper...a LOT cheaper!!
  15. Cletus gave his teacher Ms. crumbly an APPLE!
  16. I also guarantee if you drink something like that in front of other supposed Bad A** es, they will stand aside and not crowd you and give you plenty of room!
  17. black hole.....you know....event horizon , black hole......that right there is literally the point of no return!!
  18. I've heard that stuff will grow hair on your teeth!
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