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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. I guess your wife doesnt know Emma is " The other woman"!!
  2. EMMA! ( If you don't get it, Let Roger explain it to you! )
  3. CATHERINE .... do I really need to explain...?
  4. MooseHead Beer
  5. There were plenty of animals on the farms in Hazzard but there was NEVER a ZEBRA!!
  6. FORGIVE me please!! I messed up again! ( and I haven't even had any of Uncle Jesse's finest yet! I'm sorry! VICTORY * The General Lee was so good and so fast it always had VICTORY except once! ( Does anybody remember that one?)
  7. Sorry! I forgot to Elucidate my post! ( I stand over here in shame! )...BUT......I'm about to partake in some adult beverages!! ....That means I'm heading for the back of the car lot ( The refrigerator! ) and be a real life Hobie! OK...B$ I head to the back of the lot, I'll redeem myself with the next letter.....U ( I bet this one's never been used ) Ungulate! * The Dukes had several Ungulates on their farm!
  8. ATV's * Lust worthy! LOL!! That's hilarious! Never heard it put like that! Erotic Emma!!
  9. She walks through the tall corn down by the river....!
  10. reminds me of a Johnny Paycheck song....Take this 2x4 and shove it....!
  11. Knowledge ( science is Greek for " Knowledge")
  12. E=MC2 * * Energy=Mass x the speed of light squared ( C2 ) The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
  13. * Hey...Where' s Garrett been lately? I haven't seen any of his posts!
  14. A lot of people in Hazzard County were involved in RACING cars
  15. What episode was it, where Boss thuought he was going to get an OIL well? That was a good one......OIL!!
  16. Bring him to the mountains of Tn. You know, where the Beaudrys have their hideout. Some people have gone there and were never seen again!
  17. Robot P. Coltrane!
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