Hobie Hartkins

knife

Just remember everybody....your favorite used car salesman and town drunk has the same year as the superbowl! I'm 55 ( August 31, 1965) and the Superbowl is 55! ....( I'm not really a drunk...I just have a nip ( a sip...lol) every now and then ( you never waste a sip!...oh my......so smooth!) I'm not really much into alcohol but I play one on Hazzard Net...LOL! Ha! Ha! Pepsi Max however.......!!!!! )

HA! HA! HA!

I STILL say you got a tip from somebody at the Boar's Nest!!

Moby Dick

I think it may be the old " Double Hazzard Fake"....???

LOL!! you know all The Ridge Runner's secrets! ( You sure you never ran hooch in Hazzard? )

LOL....I'll never tell !! LOL!!

Yes...you being here ranks right up there with the new still I just built behind the car lot!

You'll have to forgive me....the first time I wrote my name down I was busy takin' a sip and didn't do it right the first time!

oh, and congratulations Spike!! I don't know how you got that close to the actual score but there's a rumor going around the Boar's Nest that you had some inside info. from Swamp Molly!! .....or maybe Ma Harper??

This is true but I think Mahomes screwed up a lot too. They were just out classed! Hey, the TB owners have to get their money's worth! ( I don't know what Gronk is making but I know Brady signed a $50 million dollar contract.

Well, you're part of it cousin Roger!

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! I finally broke down and changed my name to the correct spelling! ( I'm so proud of myself! ) Bozo Buttons and card board cookies for everyone!!

Herring

https://t.co/oqEBHwiw8A?amp=1 This is the more direct link!

https://twitter.com/i/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fi%2Ftopics%2Ftweet%2F1357778133399830528%3Fcn%3DZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D%26refsrc%3Demail&t=1+1612706290845&cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&sig=0dfc483f34262036f3e49d6d84e2e41bedfed6eb&iid=6fd906b844da4f0ab22a7d8cfac8151e&uid=1873485841&nid=244+281088008

I'm right! The Bucs will win...but nowhere near the scores I thought.....on either side!!

trap

A little girl was staring at me before Christmas ( she was with her grandmother, I think), at the bank and I waved my beard at her and said " Ho ho ho , if you're not good, I won't come and see you." Her grandmother leaned over to her ear and while she looked up at me, she pointed and said, " You see there? That's what I've been telling you?" LOL! Even the girls behind the counter laughed!

college professor's speech!

My beard's so white, even a lady cutting my hair said something about how white it is.....lol.

Hell ( It goes on and on and on...it's heaven and hell!)...remember this song?

Mansion

Mother!