Meadowmufn

Oh, and yes... I posted this from my phone.

I just got a new Palm Treo 650 smartphone. Woohoo! Now I can access Hazzardnet wherever I go!

ROFLMAO. I think you just wrote HNet's new theme song! Perhaps I'll create a new section for fan poetry and prose about HNet itself. Khee!

What lyrics (doesn't have to be whole songs) remind you of characters or events in Hazzard County? ------------------------------------------- One day I looked into my rear view mirror And comin' up from behind There was a Georgia State policeman And a hundred dollar fine He looked me in the eye as he was writin' me up He said "Driver, you been flyin'. The ninety-five was the route you were on It was not the speed limit sign."

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Johnny, tell her what she's won!.... Johnny?.... Johnny? You there? Looks like Johnny made off with your prize. Sorry.

I am a pool shootin' boy My name is Willie McCoy But at home they call me Slim I'm lookin' for the King of 42nd Street He's drivin' a drop top Cadillac Last week he took all my money And it may sound funny But I've come to get my money back.

What are all your New Year's Resolutions? Mine is to be more organized! If you saw my computer desk, you'd see why I need this as a resolution. LOL. -Mufn

1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animated version). I used to have the entire thing memorized. Scary, huh? 2. Charlie Brown Christmas. 3. A Christmas Story. 4. Christmas Vacation. "Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?"

Family's really what it's all about. My mom and dad gave us some really BIG Christmases when we were little... dad probably had to work a little extra overtime (ok, a lot of overtime) to afford it. But we appreciated it. Now that we're all older, our Christmases have been a lot smaller and more family oriented. One year we just did stocking stuffers and went on a 1 week trip up to the mountains for skiing and snow. It was great since we lived in an area where you NEVER get a white Christmas. Christmas gifts come and go, but the memories last a lifetime.

Bri, I gotta send that version of The Night Before Christmas to Jimmie... LOL. -Mufn

All of us used to get dad pounds and pounds of red pistachios every Christmas and we'd all sit around eatin' 'em with him. Our fingers were stained red for days afterwards. LOL. Can't do that anymore cuz dad's a diabetic, so now he gets a gift card to Home Depot. -Mufn

Ya can't fergit Cledus T. Judd's Christ-mas! I don't want another fruitcake, I don't need another ugly tie...NO! Heard they had a sale on go karts Down at Wal Mart Ho ho a good buy. Got no money in my pocket. Can't believe it's Christmastime. It's the crowds that bug me Stuck in traffic like this. It's kids causing a commotion. It's shop at your own risk. It's that Tickle Me Elmo, It's (dang) un-find-able Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! Un-shopp-able! Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! It can make a feller uptight. I must have been to fifteen stores or more. All I wanted was a Lite Brite But they sold out last night...of course. Time I buy my kids a swing set, I'd be broke forevermore... Tis the season of givin'. Tis that time of year. Twas the night before Christmas, Twas a pain in the rear. It's the credit card payment, Its (ahhh) un-payable... Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! Return-able. Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! You'll see Santa hop the rooftops Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright. There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep Nuthin' silent about this night... Oh, Christmas is pure promotion Let us not forget why... We're all out shoppin'. We're all out buyin'. It's the off-key caroling. Grandma's mistletoe kiss. It's that one string of light bulbs You can never get lit. It's that gallon of egg nog, It's so (uhhh) undrinkable. Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! Decorate-able. Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! It's the things you buy me baby. It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah. It's the crowds that bug me Stuck in traffic like this. It's kids causing a commotion. It's shop at your own risk. Its that Faith Hill CD. They're all sold out-able. Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! Beautiful. Christ-mas!!! Christ-mas!!! It's the things you buy me baby. It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah.

That'd be me. -Mufn

It's that time of year again! What special Dukes item do YOU want for Christmas? (My personal fave is the RC General Lee... I hope someone got it for me ) -Mufn

Folks, several people have been signing up with inappropriate and destructive links in their profiles. To stop this behavior and to protect our membership, I have decided to disable website links in member profiles. I realize this is somewhat of a penalty for those of you who have websites, but it is needed to prevent our membership from getting viruses from these sites and to protect those of our members who are minors from stumbling onto some incredibly disgusting and inappropriate websites. The latest batch of new member profiles had links to sites that were riddled with viruses and trojans. Tactics like these are usually done by outsiders with no interest in sticking around or contributing to the community. We're sorry for any inconvenience this causes. -Mufn

Aw, shucks. LOL. Thanks for the compliment, folks. It's YOU folks that make HazzardNet what it is. We keep up the site for the fans and you fans contribute quite a bit. -MM

First of all, lemme start off by reminding everybody of the nice li'l copyright notice at the bottom of the main page (and most of the other pages) on HazzardNet. That means all original content, photos, look and feel, etc are copyrighted and may not be used without permission. I, Brian, MaryAnne, and countless others who "live" here have put our heart and soul into this site to provide a community for fans and to have someone just blatantly rip it off does not sit well, whether harm was meant or not. How would you like someone to steal something you worked hard on and pass it off as their own? Hmm. :x However, if you have an ORIGINAL website... something of your own creation that you didn't copy from some place else, we wouldn't mind taking a look and linking to it if we deem it a good site to visit. Use your creativity. Find an angle no site has tried yet. Be original! -Mufn

The problem has been removed, Tim. We received a few other complaints too. -Mufn

8/27/2005 1:25am Pacific. Forums are back online. Now, to work on the gallery. Will post here when that is complete. -Mufn

For those of you have seen the movie and want to comment, post your reviews here.

For those of you have seen the movie and want to comment, post your reviews here.

Considerin' that Ben (and other cast members) aren't too thrilled with what they did with the movie, I don't think you'll be seein' anyone involved with the movie at DukesFest. -Mufn

Considerin' that Ben (and other cast members) aren't too thrilled with what they did with the movie, I don't think you'll be seein' anyone involved with the movie at DukesFest. -Mufn

I can't decide on an episode, but the Dukes probably jumped the shark in the 7th season. I'd rather watch a Coy and Vance episode than Strange Visitor to Hazzard. That particular episode is incredibly painful to watch. There's probably a good reason they cancelled the Dukes when they did. The script quality in the last season was incredibly poor, one of the major exceptions being the last episode, "Opening Night at the Boar's Nest", written by John Schneider. IMHO, there are some questionable episodes in earlier seasons, but overall I'd have to say the sharks infested Hazzard Lake in season 7. -Mufn

I can't decide on an episode, but the Dukes probably jumped the shark in the 7th season. I'd rather watch a Coy and Vance episode than Strange Visitor to Hazzard. That particular episode is incredibly painful to watch. There's probably a good reason they cancelled the Dukes when they did. The script quality in the last season was incredibly poor, one of the major exceptions being the last episode, "Opening Night at the Boar's Nest", written by John Schneider. IMHO, there are some questionable episodes in earlier seasons, but overall I'd have to say the sharks infested Hazzard Lake in season 7. -Mufn