Meadowmufn

Happy Birthday, MaryAnne!! May your patrol vee-hicle avoid all ponds and trees today!

Quicker than a minnow will swim a nickel dipper. Minnow = small fish. I assume nickel dipper refers to something like a small cup with a handle and it's made outta nickel. Obviously, a minnow could swim a complete circle in one of those real quick! LOL. Examples:

This is a funny parody of the Dukes of Hazzard "These Boots Are Made For Walking" video and Hollywood remakes in general.

Ooooh, that's shpooky! How fitting that my 666th post was in the Hazzard Swamp forum, eh? LOL.

I'm gonna flip out like a ninja. Cuz that's what ninja's do. Come join me and flip out. And you'll be a ninja too! http://www.rathergood.com/ninja

Yer on! I'm assuming that Fairytopia features post-breakup Barbie, right? I got three words for you to make it an interesting crossover. Earring Magic Ken. *ahem* Google it. Hmmm... On second thought, perhaps we shouldn't post that particular fanfic on HazzardNet. LOL. And no, I'm not a Barbie fan. I just used to watch way too much tv.

Brian runs amok here til somebody notices and locks him up for a bit. Then we let him loose again. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. LOL. But honestly, do you think anyone would notice if we all went into exile from HNet for a while? Khee! There's the off chance that they might, so perhaps to prevent copious wailing, gnashing of teeth, and a run on the sackcloth market, we should wager something a little more innocuous. Like... whoever loses has to watch Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow AND post a report about it that includes intimate details, so we'll know the person or persons watched it. Khee! Actually, that's not really innocuous, is it? That's actually tantamount to torture in my book. But hey, it makes for some good drama, don't it? Thank God I won a free Netflix subscription, cuz if I lose I ain't spendin' a dime on that sh... umm, sh...shilly dvd! Khee!

2 and 5/8ths

Well, I think it's only fair that since MaryAnne put herself on the line in her Bail Bond challenge, you should have some risk in your challenge. If you don't submit a story too, you can't assume MaryAnne's rank should she fail to produce a story. Khee! Three can play that game...

Don't worry, Bri. I pre-ordered it for you. It should be arriving from Amazon any day now and then your Barbie dvd collection will be complete! Yay!

Who said there isn't one coming?

It wouldn't hurt you any to practice your curtsey too, Bri. It's not like you own this place or anything... Khee!

Anyone who knows me knows it's Rosco all the way. Why else would I be named Meadowmufn? Khee!

Sorry to hear about your troubles. I hope things start looking up for you. Feel free to submit your stories to our fan fic section. I'm sure a lot of our members would like to read them. Welcome back!

It appears to me that the NAACP is judging Tom and John based on the color of the flag and not on the content of the episodes. Character, not color, has always been more important to me. That's just how I was brought up. That's how the Dukes were portrayed. I feel that people who see racism where it is not have an agenda that rarely ever benefits anyone. The NAACP in Cincinnati needs to take a long, hard look at themselves. In the grand scheme of the long and eternal struggle for civil rights, will a Dukes-themed show with the Cincinnati Pops really devastate their cause? I sincerely doubt it. As much as we love the show, The Dukes of Hazzard has never been even the slightest bit relevant in the history of civil rights. To make such a fuss over this assigns relevance where none should be. It's utterly ridiculous and it's political correctness run amok. *stepping off soapbox*

Keep it 'tween the ditches!

Now THERE'S a mental image I didn't need right before I went to bed. In fact, it's a mental image I didn't need at all. LOL.

I'll excuse the cussing this time, because it was a compliment and flattery will get you everywhere.

Welcome, Roger! Thanks for the compliments. There's one reason HazzardNet's been going strong for all these years and that's enthusiastic fans like yourself. We hope you enjoy yourself on HazzardNet!

I already mentioned that a while back. I guess that makes TWO votes for Wilford Brimley.

I think this might be a historic moment at HazzardNet! LOL. Darrell and Tim in agreement... *THUD* There might be occasional squabbles on this site. You'll get that anywhere a large group of folks congregate. But one thing pulls us all together into one great big family and that's love of the Dukes of Hazzard.

We added a new classified ads section to HazzardNet. If you have anything to sell or are looking for particular items, post an ad! http://www.hazzardnet.com/classifieds/

$2,000,000/25 Chargers = $80,000 per Charger??? That doesn't seem quite right. Can anyone confirm this?

Brian, You forget that I'm a programmer and wrote a good chunk of the code that has run HNet over the years. HNet can certainly shpy on you for me and alert me to any misdeeds you might be up to. In fact, I'll just set my Palm Treo next to the bed every night and setup HNet to text message me any time you login. I'm a very light sleeper. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Or maybe not. But you won't know if I set that up, will you? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, I've had my quota of evil laughs for today. I'm gonna go watch tv.

Brian, I don't know if you particularly like getting shpammed to death through the webmaster email address, but I know I certainly don't. So, I've replaced the email address you listed with an image so shpambots hopefully don't grab it and send us all sorts of emails about hot stock tips or how to increase the size of our non-existent male parts.