Meadowmufn

Underwear? Ok, I don't wanna know... especially about the speed of lightning and definitely not about the roar of thunder.

ROFL.

Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder! Fighting all who rob or plunder! Underdog, Underdog!

I'll put $50 down on Brian. Sorry, Alex... I gotta go with my cousin too.

Just don't mess this place up. OKAY!? Or you'll have HIM to deal with...

My favorite non-repeated car is Rosco's Rolls Royce (complete with gumballs) from $10 Million Sheriff. Khee!

The Fury and Monaco patrol cars were my favorites, followed by Boss' Caddy. Sorry, General, you come in third.

We got our first Dog Collar Challenge submission today. Yay! I think our next fan fic challenge will involve writing Brian and MaryAnne as teddy bears... And I blame this post on massive lack of sleep and strong medications I'm on this week...

Throw Rosco into the mix and ya got another Coltrane free-for-all. Khee!

Have ya not read Kin 4: Color of Law?

Considerin' I'm runnin' around here with needles... y'all better do the Safety Dance! We can dance! We can dance! Everybody look at your hands...

Scoot, run for the hills. Run like your head was on fire and yer ass was catchin'... I think I'll just stroll on outta this thread while the gettin's good too...

Ooooh, I'm armed a dangerous now! Hey y'all, I've got muzzles (not to mention sharp objects) and I know how to use 'em!

I know EXACTLY who we could use 'em on. MaryAnne, you got an old trainin' muzzle of Bandit's we can use?

Well, I certainly didn't get that impression from your previous post. It didn't sound remotely anything like "Hey Brian and Alex, chase me instead". All I knew was in the middle of Alex pinin' for the Deputy and me tryin' to keep at arms-length from her, you chimed in about some guy telling you his car wasn't fast and it wasn't your fault the Sheriff was in the pond. ???? I'm sorry, but I just don't follow the thread of that conversation at all.

The site will have anything the fans' little hearts desire, as long as it doesn't violate the TOS of my webhosting company. ROFL.

What the %&^*# are you talking about? And what does that have to do with me staying an arms-length away from the Deputy?

Remind me to stay more than arms-length distance away from the Deputy...

Oh no, you ain't gunna pin the Deputy's delinquency all on me, now... So, I may have taught her a few choice swear words and the fun of taunting others, abusin' your authority, an' all, but I sure as hell had nothin' to do with her wearin' those low-cut "uniforms". That was all YOUR doin', cousin. LOL. And nobody had anything to fear from the Deputy before you got yer hands on her. Brian, you've created a monster. It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive! It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Errr, I mean, she's turned into quite the confident and assertive young lady under your tutelage. *runs away and hides where the Deputy can't find me*

Hmm... I've known her for a long time and she was never like that til she met YOU, Brian. LOL. Perhaps I should throw ya in the clink for contributing to the delinquency of a Deputy. Khee!

Hey, how 'bout you don't advertise your fan fic in the dog collar challenge thread? It's quite alright if you start a new thread of your own instead of convoluting other threads with off topic messages about basketball games and your new fanfic. This thread is convoluted enough as it is...

A solar powered Robot P. Coltrane. *ducks and runs for cover*

I think it all started when we made YOU an admin, but that could just be a coinkydink.

I've been thinking about working on it, so I guess in my world that counts as "starting" it. Khee!

I haven't even started yet. Hehehe.