LoriDavenport

B.L. walked in to Lori's room and said,"Little word of advice, Grandma comes near ya...run like he--!" Lori was stretched out on her bed, reading a horse magazine when she looked up to B.L. looking confused,"Why???" B.L. sighed and said,"Grandma was being dead serious bout putting you in a chasity belt!!! She knows that me an you should try and set GOOD examples for Dixie..." Lori thought and got an idea,"Hey B! Dix got us in this mess in the first place, why not have the belt put on her??" B.L. snickered and said,"Why Loren Davenport!!! that's the most bad thing I've ever heard you say.......sides the cussin and vampin you threw at Uncle Luther." Lori smirked and saw Dixie walk by making fun of her again,"GRANDMA!!!!!! GRANDMA!!!!" Lori hollered, she got up and dashed into Dixie's room holding dragging her out, B.L. helped her. Lori drug her into the living room and exclaimed,"iF ANYONE SHOULD HAVE THE CHASITY BELT IT SHOULD BE DIXIE!!!! SHE TRIED TO MESS AROUND WITH A FELLER NOT TOO LONG AGO! AND SHE GOT DRUNK TOO!!!!" Grandma Davenport looked dazzled and astounded as Dixie struggled saying,"It ain't true don't believe her!!!" Grandma Davenport picked the belt up and drug Dixie too the bathroom. Lori and B.L. fell over laughing as their grandmother said,"Well I might be able to save ONE girl!!" Dixie was screaming and kicking as Lori and B.L. held the bathroom door shut so grandma could put the belt on her! When she was done, Dixie came out with fire in her eyes and her fist clenched, her nose flared. Lori squalled out,"RUN B!! RUN FER YER LIFE!!" B.L. and Lori flew through the house and jumped over the banister of the porch, Luther seeing Dixie come out and throwing rocks at them. B.L. and Lori flew out of the driveway and down towards town or the Duke farm... either way they was getting the heck outta dodge!!! Lori got on the CB and said,"This here's Whiskey Bent, B I thank we almost got it back there!!!" B.L. was laughing,"Ya know somethin' cousin, I think that's been the best idear you've ever thought of!" Lori smiled and shook her head,"Purty danged evil, but it'll teach her!!" B.L. nodded and said,"Ya got that right!" Luke and Bo were outside when they saw B.L. and Lori whip by, they got on their CB and said,"Lost sheep to Sweet talker and Whiskey Bnet, whats wrong ya'll ya runnin like ole' Lucipher himself's ater ya!!" Lori got on and said,"Well not him but her!!! we'll tell ya all about it" B.L. and Lori turned around and went to the farm. Lori got out and smiled to Luke, Luke sighed and thought, lord why does she have to make it soo hard on me! Bo looked to B.L. and noticed just how pretty she actually looked. Lori smiled to them and said,"Well let's just say...Dixie's virginity WILL be saved, it was either her or me and I aint puttin no scrap piece oo' iron down there!!" Luke and Bo fell over laughing. Bo looked to B.L. and Lori and said,"Why don't ya'll join us at the Boar's Nest for a couple of beers." Lori looked to Luke as he was squirming around. Lori got an evil idea and said,"We'd love too." B.L. looked to Luke who groaned in frustration and smirked,"Well what are we waiting for?" Luke...........

Lori got home after noticing Luke come in and also leave with Cindy Mae, she knew she couldn't keep him from going out with other girls and she didn't plan to, but she knew she couldn't be happy til that month was over with... the talk really sunk into her as Luke knew it would. Lori thought,"Anything that was worth getting was worth waiting for." Lori got up as she had been talking with her friends, and left to go home. She was in a bit**y mood and didn't feel like listenin to no one. When she got home, that was it. B.L. laughed at Dixie and when she saw Lori walk through those doors it didn't help none. B.L. looked to Lori and said,"Although its tooo late to save yer virginity, Uncle Luther and Grandma are gettin you a chasity belt." Luther, as a joke, had searched for one, he had to go to Atlanta to get it but he did, when he showed it to Lori she cussed him a bluestreak. "UNCLE LUTHER YER AS BOUT AS BRIGHT AS A BURNT OUT LIGHT BULB YOU %%^&^%$,#!@$%,@%!%!%!$@,@!!!#$$,^%#^@,#^@$!!!!!!!!!" Grandma Davenport's mouth dropped and her hand went to her heart, Dixie, B.L., and Cooter all looked to Lori like she lost her mind. Luther laughed and said,"Is it gettin to ya that bad darlin? I heard that cold showers work wonders not only for men but for women who are a little hot around the collar too." Lori had enough and she stormed off to her room. She flung herself across her bed and sighed looking out her window. Dixie came in a started poking fun at her saying.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke got out of the shower and said,"Bo it's just the beginning of this danged bet and I already wanna call it quits." Bo shook his head and asked,"Why cousin?? is she getting to ya that bad?" Luke looked to him and told him the exact same thing that he told Uncle Jesse on the porch that night. Bo nodded and said,"And so by breaking things off with her was because you got too attached to her and she was too attached to you?" Luke smiled, he knew he could count on his cousin,"That's right Bo.... god you saw that night you caught us? now do you see why im so friggin frustrated?" Bo remembered and his eyes got big, he let out a lowww whistle and said,"Yea cousin,I see whatcha mean bout that...I wonder if her couisns, sides Cooter, looks like that?" Luke chuckled at his cousin's thought,"I dont know you seem fond of Dixie." Bo smirked,"Well now she is developing." Luke laughed and patted his back,"Thanks cousin...fer always being there." Bo patted his back and said,"Don't mention it Casa Nova..." Luke chuckled and said,"Oh contray cousin, I believe that's you." Bo and Luke got up and headed out the door. Vance............... Grandma Davenport

Vance rounded around a big rock and ran for the back door running in and locking it. He was out of breath and laughing. Luke wasn't nerey bit too thrilled with the situation. Lori and Luther pulled in seeing Grandma Davenport beating Cooter and B.L. with ehr cane, Lori knew she was off the hook with her beating and pointed and laughed at the two. She walked in and decided to go to her room, her evening was shot all to he--. Luke was in his and Bo's room scratching his head in frustration. Luke thought of Lori and instantly fell back on the bed and sighed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Word had spread across Hazzard like wildfire. Everyone was watching the two and Luke and Lori could feel all eyes on them, he-- even Rosco was patroling more closely trying to catch them. Lori got up that morning and went to the tub,the water was icy cold. It helped, some. She got out and dried off, putting on a pink skirt and a low cut white sphagetti strapped tank top and some flip flops. She was dressed to kill. She headed for the Boar's Nest. Luke was up that morning and had his own cold shower and was out doing his chores and when he was through he decided he'd go to the boar's nest. AND KILL THE MEN IS WHAT SHE DID! Luke walked in and could smell her perfume a mile away, jasmine with vanilla. He looked across the room and there she sat her long tanned legs crossed and shining. She was flipping her long brown hair from side to side. Luke............. ~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at the Davenport farm, Dixie was listening in to Luther and Grandma Davenport's conversaton: Luther: I swear I'll order Loren a medievel chasity belt and keep her locked up! Grandma D.:that sounds like a good idea, we should do that. Luthr:ohhh witht the bet Lukas made with me I think its torture enough. Dixie giggled and ran off to tell B.L.

Vance stepped up and said,"If theres any boy here that you should be jerking on thier shirt collar sir its mine..Lori was out with me last night sir not Luke." Luther dropped Luke.Lori helped him up dusting him off. Luther glared at them and said,"I don't believe that not one bit, but Im willing to make a bet with ya Luke.." Luke swallowed hard and said,"What?" Luther half smirked,"I bet you that you and my niece can't go one month without screwing around with each other." Luke knew he'd lost that bet right then. "Ok, I bet you we..... can!" Lori knew Luke'd already lost that bet. Luke said,"If I win...you have to pay mine and Lori's entry fee for the races for a year." Luther said,"If I win you stay away from Lori period, now I odnt mean dont talk to her or anything, I mean no sexual encounters..." Luke swallowed and nodded looking to Lori, this was going to be the longest month of his life. Luther nodded and shook Luke's hand. Lori sighed and shook her head,"You just sold yer soul to the devil.." Luke sighed,"I know it." Lori looked to Luke as she climbed in and sighed pulling out to go to the farm.. Luke..........

didnt it have something to do with a snake?? Rattlesnake?

Lori let one tear slip and looked him right down to the depths of his blue eyes,"Does it look like I feel better?? What was soo wrong with me going out with another guy huh??? I go out with another guy Im called a slut, you go out with another girl and its perfectly ok. Lori tried to climbed in but Luke pinned her to the car and kept her trapped. Luke held her tight, "I don't make the rules. But, you know da-- good and well that's how other men look at it! I could go out with a different girl everynight for a year and not much be said. You go out with a different guy for a weekend and you'll be a slut. I don't want you to earn a reputation you deep down don't want." Lori's breath quickened she was nervouse and he could sense it,"How do you know I don't want that kind of reputation?? you don't know nothing about me!" Luke looked in her eyes again and said gently, "Yes, I do. AND no YOU don't want a bad reputation. I feel guilty for my part in the one you have now." Lori gritted her teeth,"You should!" Luke nodded, 'yes', "I know that." Lori then tried to break free once more from his grip and gave up, Luke leaned his forehead against hers and just moved in close. Lori sighed. She could see Luther pulling in and Vance and Jesse heading right towrds the two, Luke and Lori instantly moved away from each other throwing their hands up in the air surrendering........

Meanwhile back at the motel Lori was just waking up feeling incredibly great and yet guilty at the same time, she laid back down and said,"That was great Luke......." Vance woke up at the mention of his cousin's name,"Who??!" Lori darted up and said,"SH--!!! IM SOORY VANCE!!!!" Vance sighed and said,"Even after he used you...." Lori sighed,"I let him use me..... im awefully sorry Vance." Vance smiled, heck this was a once in a lifetime offer and hed had the best night of his life. He shook his head and said,"Ehh let's just go home alright?" Lori nodded. They got up and left headed towards the farm. ~~~~~~~~~ At the cafe' Luke sighed and said,"Let me take ya home... I need to go home myself." Cindy Mae nodded and sighed,"Ok honey." They left. Luke dropped Cindy Mae off at her house and headed for the farm..when he got there Midnight was still in the driveway. He got out and looked around hearing her giggling and hearing Vance whisper sweet nothings to her, for some odd reason that mad him twist on the inside and hurt him. Vance led Lori to her car and went in the house Luke cornered her and..........

Vance rubbed his head and sighed,"Well, just make sure he makes it home safely tomorrow ok?" Cindy Mae smiled. Vance walked out and looked to Luke who looked like he'd lost a best friend. Vance got in his vehicle and went to go tell Uncle Jesse Luke wasn't gonna be home. Cindy Mae got Luke and they left for the No Tell Motel... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Rosco let Lori out, Lori looked confused as she stood up and dusted herself off. Rosco wasn't going to tell her who bailed her out but Lori already knew. She shook her head in anger and stormed out. he walked to the garage and got Luther's vehicle as he could come by the Boar's Nest on the way home and two his vehicle back. Lori got to the Boar's Nest and got Midnight Rider, seeing luke's car not there, she didn't care anymore. She pulled out to go to the Duke's farm. When she got there she saw Vance going in and she hollered to him,"Hey darlin wait up a mintue I need ya ta do me a favor!" Vance smiled and stopped,"Anything you name it!" Lori stopped and got an idea,"Anything huh?" Vance looked at her slyley,"Yea??" Lori looked to Midnight and said,"Wanna go fer a ride with me then? say oh, to a motel?" Vance's eyes lite up,"Lor are you serious?" Lori nodded and said,"Yea sure am." They got in and headed for the hotel. Vance of course telling Jesse were he was going(by saying he was going out for the night to stay with one of his friends) and were Luke was. That next morning though.............

LOL sorry bout that, yer just a cousin i aint met yet apparently!!

Luke headed for the jail. When he arrived he looked down the stairs and saw Lori pacing, he knew she'd be pissed and he knew he could atleast talk to her with her inbehind bars. Lori saw him come down and said,"Yea I embarrassed myself bout as bad as I did you, I just let Hazzard County know I still care fer ya, how stupid am I?" Luke sighed and started to talk but he was rudely interrupted by a sharp voice coming from inside the cell,"Dont even go on with yer whoole ohh my intentions aren't ta hurt ya I don't wanna hurt ya act, cut the crap Luke that sh-- don't work on me no more!" "Look! I NEVER promised you anything! It was YOUR idea to let me use you. I told you I didn't want to get involved in anything seriously. I was just having a beer with a girl and you cause WW III!" Luke nearly shouted back at her. Lori rolled her eyes,"SO SUE ME FER CARIN!! YEA SURE IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA AT FIRST BUT HE-- ONCE I WALKED IN THERE AND SAW AN INSTANT REPLY OF ABOUT OF 3 YEARS AGO I LOST IT!!!" Luke shook his head, "That's why I think it would be better if we just went our own separate ways, Lori. " He said gently. He knew it would go over like a ton of bricks. Lori had hated to hear those words before, it hit her like a thousand beestings to the heart, i mean really really big bees. Lori stuck her arms out the bars and hung her head. Tears were streaming down her face but she never raised her head to show it. Luke asked gently,"Lori?" Lori never spoke, silence fell upon the jail house that day as Lori for once was speechless, at a loss for words. Luke shook his head and sweetly said,"Goodbye." Lori walked to the back of the cell in a dark corner and sat there, motionless and speechless. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke made his way back to the bar.........

When Dixie walked in though what she saw was an arrest in the making as Lori picked Luke up over the bar in the air and sent him flying across the room,"Havin fun Lucas??" Rosco had Lori by the arm and out the door in no time. B.L and Cooter had their mouths dropped and ran over to Luke. If Lori could've gotten away with it she would've beaten Cindy Mae too. Rosco booked Lori and had her in the cell. Lori could take some time now to reflect on what she had just done. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cooter picked Luke up, dusting him off.. "Welp I see you really got involved there!" Luke glared at Cooter and got up saying,"I was on my way to talk to Lori, more I thought about it the more I couldn't do it... I don't know what to talk to her I can't." Cooter said,"Well whatever the reason you dont want yer temporary girlfriend over there to get a facelift pretty boy, you'll talk to her." Luke............

Luke nodded and headed for the Davenport farm. He saw the Boar's Nest and it looked mighty tempting though. He pulled in and saw Cindy Mae looking mighty fine. Cindy Mae winked to Luke and walked over talking to him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori threw the dress off and ran out in her jeans and tank top. Cooter and B.L. clapped and hollered for her,"GO LORI!! GO !!!!!" Lori nodded and climbed in Midnight speeding off. She let out a rebel yell tearing through the curves. When she arrived at the Boar's Nest she noticed Luke's car there and got to wonderin. When she walked in though, what she saw hurt her moe than life itself, it was a repeat of her walking in on Luke and Robin kissing that long time ago. Lori shook her head and clenched her fists walkin to the back were her "crowd" hung out around. Luke had Cindy on his lap and hadn't noticed Lori walk in. Til he heard the awefulest commotion hes ever heard in his life. Lori had a man in the air by his shirt collar and was cussin him for all he was worth, she took him and slung him across the bar wiping everyone's beers out. Luke noticed Lori and how enragingly pissed she was. The man stood up and went to punch Lori she dodged throwing him over her shoulders. A bar fight broke out. Luke had Cindy Mae and had her behind the bar. Luke was fightin one guy with Lori backed up against his back.Lori accidently let Luke have it, by elbowing him to the ground and continued to fight. Some one in the crowd said,"Rosco!!" And everything immendiatley went back to normal. Lori looked to Luke and said,"I knew I got involved!!" Luke................

And replied to Luke,"If you love her for who she is or even if you love her for the good times she brings you, and god help me for saying this, but talk to her. If you feel that you are getting too close and you know she is, talk to her about it and see, Luke, if she's offering to you.. then either shes desperate or there somethig there between you and she feels it, but you haven't quite woke up to it yet." Luke sighed and said,"Thats what im saying...I tried to convince myself that I didn't love her..everytime I look at her, it all washes away..I can't get that close to another girl Uncle Jesse!!!" Uncle Jesse hushed him some and sighed,"Well Lukas, I told ya there's something there that she feels and knows is there but you don't... Ya'll grew up together and acted like no other two peopli I'd ever seen... she'd ge ya'll in trouble, you'd get ya'll out. She'd be introuble you'd get her out, or if ya'll'd be in trouble she'd get ya'll out. I never saw anything like it, then ya'lls hormones started raging and Lori grew attached to ya and you never even noticed her... The day you asked Robin out was the day Lori was going to tell you she liked you...She asked me, Bo, Cooter, Daisy, anyone that she could think of if she should tell you and when she finally gets the nerve up to asking you, you and Robin were already necking each other. Lori cried fer a straight week over that and tried her best to get over it but she never did." Luke............... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori shouted and said,"I never done it!!! I tried to save her!!!" Grandma Davenport looked to the four children and snorted,"Children must learn to behave in the proper fashion and my lord girls.... dresses not, jeans and t-shirt... Cooter my lord child clean up for a change." Cooter looked at himself and sighed, everyone stared at Dixie as they saw the loads of clothes being brung in. Lori moaned and said,"THANKS DIXIE!!!! NOW SHE'S STAYIN!!!" Dixie shrugged as she was the favorite Davenport girl. They all walked in and Grandma D. had the dresses laid out, they were pretty in color but ugly in style. B.L put on hers first, then Lori, then Dixie, Lori came out scratching her behind sayin,"This dang thang itches me!!" B.L was scratching to,"Yer tellin me!" Dixie liked the dress and twirled around in it. Cooter came out of the shower grumbling as he had his hair parted and slicked back. Everyone fell over laughing. Luther had told them that Grandma was staying to keep an eye on them considering that he couldnt possibly keep up with them.........

Rodney Amateau?????? you got me stumped on this one

Yea!! I gotta agree with B.L. on this one!! and I should know too!!! Ya know B.L me and you have to stop agreeing on things, it seems to me like me and you are gettin aong way tooo well LOL!

Lori smiled and blushed and turned her head laughing. She pulled her hair back and climbed down the loft seeing as Uncle Jesse was in the house still. She smiled to Luke and kissed him before she left. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ When she got home she wasn't pleased at the sight she was seeing she climbed out of Midnight and ran towards the bunch grabbing ahold of Dixie,"B!! WHAT LITTLE BRAINS SHE STILL GOT YER GONNA KNOCK EM LOOSE IF YA DON'T STOP IT!!!!" B.L. wanted to deck Lori for getting in her way of trying to kill Dixie. Lori stood firm and looked to Cooter, "Cousin....what was you gonna do let her kill yer baby sister??" Cooter smirked and said,"Well she needs a good whippin to set her straight.." Dixie was in behind Lori poking fun at B.L. and Cooter sticking her tongue out and whatnot. Lori rolled her eyes and retorted back to him,"Well from the way I see it we're ALL gonna get a whippin', Cooter this youngin here has gotten us in trouble more times than I can count actually, BUT she has always managed to try and help us out some way or another... B.L. just who exactly was it offered to help us when we got grounded that time ago..and we couldn't go to our "biggest game of the year" game last year?? It sures ta heck wasn't Cooter now was it?? NO!!! Dixie was the one that talked to Uncle Luther til she was blue trying to get us to go!! And so you repay her fer what little help she does give us by rattling her small brain around??" Dixie had to open her mouth,"Hey!!! my brain aint THAT small!!!!" Lori looked to her and shook her head. B.L looked to Lori and said,"Just move and let me finish what I started." Lori took her jacket off and said,"You gonna finish it, finish it on me..... not Dixie." Cooter whistled low and took Dixie over by him. B.L. smirked and said,"My pleasure.." with that she sent her fist flying and it knocked Lori straight across the face. Lori staggered back and said,"DA--!! someone's had her wheaties this morning." Lori then sent a punch hitting B.L. in the gut and Lori brung her knee up and hit B.L below the belt. B.L. let out a umph and fell back,"Cheap shot!!!" Lori stood over her and shook her head. walking in the house. B.L. jumped up and tackled her to the ground. They went at it. Cooter walked over and pulled B.L off of Lori Lori got up and dusted herself off. B.L. screamed at Cooter,"Lemme go lemme go!!!! I want to beat her til she cant walk no more!!!!!!" Lori laughed and said,"B honey I can barely walk now why more?" B.L was blood red,"If you can barely walk then why've you been sneaking off to see Luke and all them other guys huh?" Lori smirked and retored,"Cause I love havin fun!" B.L started gritting her teeth and opened her mouth,"No!! cause yer the Hazzard Whore!!!!" Lori fell back laughing,"Well B you can call me that....hey least im gettin some!!" Cooter had had enough and shouted himself,"Alright girls stop!!!!!!!" Luther meanwhile pulled up with a person in the car with him... "Ohhh lord fellers!!! RUN!!!!" Lori shouted as she looked and thought she saw the devil herself, it was their grandmother or for a better term, satin.. everytime she came to visit something bad always happened.. As the old woman made her way out of the car, Cooter, B.L., Dixie, and Lori all scrambled over top each other trying to escape. The old woman spoke and said,"CHILDREN!!!! STOP THIS INSTANT!!" Everyone of them knew if they didn't there'd be he-- to pay. Dixie was the first to open her mouth, Lori and Cooter and B.L. were waving their hands in the air at Dixie telling her No!!! but she did anyways and said.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back at the farm Luke was making his way out, thinking of Lori and the talk they had in the Boar's Nest. He thought to himself,"Man ya gotta stop for this goes any farther... you've done opened yer mouth once don't do it again... yer stirring feelings from the past.... ohh god I think I love her again...I can't no... no no no...this is wrong, I shouldn't use her like this, she's letting me though...this has to cause her pain more than it does me...." Uncle Jesse knew what Luke had been doing and as he saw the scrambled brain teen walk towards the house he sat on the porch and pulled a seat up by him saying,"Luke...wanna talk?" Luke knew that his Uncle knew he had something on his mind. "Uncle Jesse...it's Lori... I don't know what to do..help me." Uncle Jesse nodded and said,"Tell me bout it son and I'll try the best way I can." Luke then began to tell Uncle Jesse.........

He looked up to see Bo there watching them with aww and wonder. Lori blushed as Luke covered her with his jacket. Luke, for the life of him, couldn't enjoy one romantic moment without his couisn bein there or someone findin out about him and so and so did this. Luke pulled his clothes on and laid a firm hand on Bo's shoulder..."Better be runnin couisn cause Im gonna kill ya!!" Bo then hesitatdley stated,"But...if you do...I'll tell Uncle Jesse you and Lori is up her screwin around!!" Luke took it into consideration and said,"you do all my chores for me cause you got me arrested and thats that." Bo had to agree it'd be mighty easier than being killed. Bo scrambled down to the bottom leavin Luke and Lori back up top. Luke crawled over to Lori who was panting hard and waiting.......................... Several hours later after their 3rd or 4th round, Luke looked over to Lori who was out of breath and said,"Wow!" Lori smiled and swallowed hard, she knew she'd feel the pain in the morning.. Lori got up and sighed, putting her clothes on and kissin Luke on the cheek.. Luke sighed and said,"I wish you wouldn't go..." Lori sweetly replied,"Whos the one getting involved now?" Luke............

Lori smiled and worte him back," awww Dontcha worry tooo much with Luther I can getcha ya off the hook with him... Jesse I can't though but I can try.... ehhhh maybe im just gettin to involved again.... Luke wrote her back saying,"I think I might be gettin' a little involved myself. We, ah, may need to, ah, watch out for that." Lori smiled and kinda blushed,"Yea we should... :)" Luke had to laugh at the smiling face and started flipping her hair. He caught himself and stopped. He couldn't fall inlove with her, course he never fell out of love with her. after the school day was over Luke had asked Lori to come over for a visit after his chores was done. Everyone thought for sure the two were dating, even Lori thought so. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jesse and Luke had a talk with each other about the shine and Luke had explained it to Jesse as being the Robin situation. Jesse agreed and still had him in trouble.. Bo however was hiding in the barn...unaware of Lori coming over to "visit" Luke......

BACKGROUND MUSIC:They call me the Breeze by:Lynryd Skynryd B.L. had the crowns in her hands as Hughie was making a beeline dive for her. Lori saw him run towards B.L. as janitor was bringing down a cart, Lori grinned big and saw the principal come up the hallway as Luke was in behind him, Lori hopped on it and pushed off with her good foot, she went speeding down the hall as Hughie jumped for B.L., Lori jumped off the cart and tackled Hughie. Luke fell over laughing as B.L. had pried open Hughie's locker. Luke had directed the principal down that hallway to Hughie's locker. It somehow helped Lori's knee or it just completley numbed it cause she couldn't feel it. Luke had let the principal listen to the tape and showedhim Hughie's locker. Everyone around was clapping and screaming, for there was still a runaway cart. Lori got up and half laughed at Hughie who was looking at her,"Sorry, Hughie but I have my king.." Luke put his arm around Lori and kissed her, Hughie flew mad. The principal then proceeded down the hallway. Lori had saw Alfred come up the hallway with the cart. She smiled to him and saw B.L. she whispered in Alfred's ear,"Hey...my cousin here really really likes ya you should go for it." Lori then climbed back up on the cart and looked to B.L. who Alfred had tried to kiss, B.L. looked to Lori and screamed,"When I catch you i'll kill you!!!" Lori laughed and saluted Luke with two fingers and said,"With that I'm gone!!" Lori pushed the cart off and took off down the hallway smiling and sliding it around the corners. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori had been informed to go back to school were she was out of the Marines, in first period Luke kept on smiling at her and wrote her a note saying...........

Dixie giggled and did just that. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori sighed and said,"Yea...Cooter he will kill us, mainly luke though cause he trusted Luke with the wrecker. Least its in Uncle Jesse's barn though." Luke sighed and had to agree. Cooter looked to Lori and then to Luke noticing him staring,"Loren Davenport you put that coat o' yers back on!!" Luke started to say no dont but it was too late, Cooter had already heard his comment and caught him. they all sighed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That next morning at the farm was filled with moans and groans as everyone drug theirselves outta bed to get ready for school. Bo was hidin from Luke today as he knew Luke would kill him. They all got ready and was on the bus... Uncle Jesse however was on his way to the jail to get the four troublesome teens outta jail. Lori woke up and was ready for action, Luke sighed and shook his head as Cooter and B.L. finally awoke. Uncle Jesse got them out and took them straight to school. Lori hoped she could pull it all off in her casual outfit. Luke had the tape recorder in his pocket when he got it out of the house before they were taking away the night before. When they got there...............

Lori dropped her head and clenched her fists on her hips,"DIXIE JUST SHUT IT!!! I DONT CARE HOW DRUNK YOU ARE JUST SHUT IT!!!!!" Luke looked to Lori as if she took that a little personal and began to wonder. Cooter and everyone else in there looked to Dixie who sobered up real quick. Luke sighed and said,"As I was saying, Lori wil be off teasing Hugie and getting him to confess whilst me and B.L. has to get the crowns and sneak them to Huige's locker were then Cooter, you'll be our look-out. " Everyone nodded and agreed. Luke then said,"We'll wait til morning and set this into motion..everyone will be wondering bout it anyways." Just then they heard the sirens pull up at the farm... Rosco walked out to the barn to catch them as Dixie opened her mouth,"Howwwww do Rosco??" Lori sighed and said,"Ohhhh dear." Rosco knew that Dixie was a minor and he planned to arrest all of em now. "Alright you miscrients come with me, all of ya... Dixie go in the house I think Jesse would like to have a few words with you." Dixie laughed and staggered through to the door. Jesse heard Rosco and just sat there, maybe sometime in the pen would help them see. Rosco haulled them in and booked them, B.L. and Lori in one cell, Luke and Cooter in the other. Lori sighed and fanned herself, B.L. and Cooter gave up and went to bed. Luke sat on the bunk thinking. Lori paced the cell floor a little trying to cool herself, She couldn't stand it any longer she took off her jacket revealing a strapless black, low cut mid-drift in under it. Luke............

Cooter held his hands up saying,"Yer the expert on that particular subject get em a-- grabber!!" Luke glared at Cooter,"Thanks!! Just what is going on here??" bout that time Uncle Jesse had worried enough and walked out to see all his "children" and Luther's doing something. "WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON??" Luke sighed and said,"We just got here..." He then explained to Uncle Jesse what was happening with B.L. Uncle Jesse nodded and looked to the others,"AND WERE DID YOU GET THAT SHINE FROM??" Bo smirked and said,"Luke..." Luke sighed, they'd found his shine stash. Uncle Jesse saw red and said,"I'll deal with you later Lucas I gotta get these youngins sobered up." Luke swallowed and nodded. Uncle Jesse managed to round up his bunch, leaving Dixie out there with B.L. and Luke, mainly...Lori and Cooter were arguing over what Lori can and can't do. Dixie smirked and said,"Bo told me you and Luke...you know!!!" B.L. turned blood red and Luke shook his head denying it.... B.L. wasn't though... Dixie thought it had to be true ohh wait till Lori found out. They could see Rosco go by and not give the farm a secong glance. They all huddled around to discuss the issues at hand.. Once they came to their conclusions Luke looked to Lori and said,"Gonna help me cook up a plan??" Lori smiled and said,"Sure.." Cooter sighed exclaming,"WHAT'LL HE GRAB NEXT?" Luke glared at Cooter and got smart with him,"Do you honestly want me to answer that?" Lori was turning five shades of red. "Fellas stop now!" Luke sighed and shook his head, B.L. only snickered. Lori smirked and looked to everyone,"I've got it!! we can get huige to confess that he did it!!, Luke..you still have that old tape recorder?" Luke nodded and smiled,"I know what yer thinkin and it just could work out!!" Lori grinned and said,"Ok ya'll im gonna go in an tease ole Hugie.... he'll say anything in under those kinda circumstances.." Luke looked her up and down and remembered tthe re-aquantincing him and her had had that night. Luke only smiled and said,"Who wouldn't?" Cooter smacked him. Lori said,"Get him to confess and go give the principal the recording." B.L. sighed,"Simple as that??" Lori nodded,"Simple as that." Luke.............

Lori stomped her good foot and threw her hands up,"I know why and its cause o' me!!!" Everyone turned to look to Lori and shook their heads. Lori got mad and shouted,"Listen to me da-- when im talkin to ya'll!!!!" Luke and B.L. and Cooter all looked to her in amazement and stared long and hard at her. Lori began,"It was the beginning of sophmore year... me and Hugie were...well seeing each other and I promised him I'd go to prom with him when the time came.... I never did....I had dumped him for Luke...since Hugie couldn't get Luke back, he went for the nearest thing which was you B." Everyone looked to Lori and said,"All because you dumped him??" Lori sighed,"Well No.... cause I wouldn't gove him any..." Lori was redder than an apple as Cooter, Luke and B.L. instantly fell over laughing at her. Lori walked over to Luke and said,"Keep laughin hotstuff......no more FUN for you...." Luke swallowed and shut up. B.L.. then proceeded to say,"Alright alright.... so its all YER FAULT huh Lor??" Lori nodded, B.L. laughed again! Lori rolled her eyes and instantly stood on her tippy toes lookin at the winder. She could see Rosco,"Uhhh fellers...we got us some company..ole' Roscos back for more." Luke looked to Lori and saw the keys in her back pockets, grabbing them out, having to fish for them awhile. Cooter...............

B.L. was rolling over laughing at this time and couldnt help it. Lori was snickering and whatnot as Cooter was rolling his eyes. Lori spoke up,"All right in order to capture the REAL crooks... we need ta know some info first." "Like fer starters how much are those crowns worth?" Luke spoke up,"I heard it was worth a lot to be honest." Lori nodded,"So a couple o' highschool students, probably couldn't get the money from their folks and decided to go and do and stupid thang like that.... probably got caught and the closest vehicle was B.L.'s.... but the question that remains is who??, I know you've got some enemies B??" B.L. didn't know wether to smack Lori or agree with her. Luke was laughing at this point......

Lori laughed and did a complete 180 degree turn in the road, she knew that B.L. couldn't be up the way she was going only thing out there was Hazzard Pond. Luke swallowed hard and said,"Lord how mercy Lori!!!! yer gonna kill us!!" Lori laughed and shifted the gears in the truck,"Nahh not kill us darlin' maybe hurt us!!!!" Luke slumped in his seat and shook his head. Lori arrived at the school seeing B.L. she hobbled out and hollered,"C'mon cousin I gotta gimp in my leg and im faster!!!" B.L. shook her fist at Lori diving in the seat landing in Luke's lap. Lori got in and sighed, pulling out seeing Cooter come out as he had seen B.L. run. He went and got in his car and followed behind. Lori looked to B.L. as she got up and straightened up,"Well cousin...I leave and you and Luke start makin whoopie on me?? whats up with that?" B.L. smacked Lori. Luke shook a little saying in a freightened voice,"Please!! shes done and tried to kill us once dont tempt her to do it again!!" B.L. look bewildered to Lori and shook her head, Lori then proceeded to get on the CB to Cooter saying,"Crazy C this heres Whiskey Bent..... we're going to the you know whats the place and gonna think up of a way to clear our beloved cousin's name!" B.L. stuck her tongue out at Lori. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ They arrived at the site and all walked in Luke's jacket was still there on the floor were him and Lori laid on it. Lori looked to Luke and smacked in back the head saying,"YOU DUMMY!!!! YOU DIDN'T THIN KTA GRAB IT FOR YA LEFT??" Luke.....