RogerDuke

eggs (my grandmother raised possums and polecats)

I invested $10 in a single share of stock in the Moonshine 400 back in the 90s and it's now worth 17 cents so that supercar investor is doing better than me. I wonder if he'll be racing it in the Moonshine 400. I'm entering my dirt bike. I hope roll bars aren't required.

Between the dynamite and the moonshine I sure hope you two didn't light a candle so you could see better.

Denver PYLE

Ya learn something every day. And here I thought he was talking about Woody Harrelson.

Jesse James

He sure looks great......fer 68. Happy birthday Monday Cousin Coy. Meet you at the Boar's Nest for a buttermilk right after you git that fence fixed.

NERVOUS NORMAN

birthday

You probably haven't been this excited since the Bears beat the Steelers....or the Cubs beat the Pirates.

"Take 'er EAZY greezy" (Cooter)

He was hiding in the outhouse taping dynamite to arrows.

You sure know your knives. You are right. It is the 120.

Interesting. I never knew that. Thanks Skipper.

Happy birthday April 14 to the Queen of Country Music. We miss you Sweetheart. The Earth lost a queen but Heaven gained an angel. We miss you so much!

YEEEHHAAWWWW! Thanks for letting us know!

Chase is back?!?!?!

CLUELESS CLETUS CONSTANTLY CRASHES COP CARS CARELESSLY

I have a knife called the Buck General. I'm pretty sure they don't make them anymore and pretty sure it was the longest knife they made in the 80s. Does that sound right?

angry (about raising the retirement age)

Good question.

That rotate eXtremely fast.

aunt

Welcome to the HazzardNet Ty. Waylon said many times that things are done differently in Hazzard County.....and he was right. If things were normal in Hazzard County it would have been a pretty boring show. And boring is....well.....boring. And if it was boring, it would have never succeeded. And if it didn't succeed we'd never have had the HazzardNet. And if we never had the HazzardNet, you and I wouldn't be here having this fun conversation. And if we weren't here having this fun conversation we'd probably be doing something like watching a different show on TV. And it wouldn't matter what that different show was....because whatever it was, it wouldn't be as good as The Dukes of Hazzard. And that would be boring.

I'm spending my days now pretending to be Uncle Jesse!