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RogerDuke

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  1. Woops sorry. It was hiding up on the roof. Flash is always catching ZZZZZZZZs
  2. 1979...first YEAR of doh
  3. military
  4. money
  5. Ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in Daisy's legs
  6. Jesse let out a grunt as he rose from his front porch chair, his knees were not too pleased that the sit-down rest was so brief. He walked into the kitchen and yelled for Daisy. When there was no response he yelled again louder but still nothing. "What in the world is going on around this place?" He asked out loud as he was walking toward the CB and then keyed up the mic. "Shepherd to lost sleep. Shepherd to lost sheep. Ya got yer ears on?" Once again he waited for a response and once again got none. "This here is Shepherd calling the lost sheep. Now if you boys don't answer right away I'm coming to look for you." A response crackled over the airway "Um, excuse me Mr. Uncle Jesse but I just saw the General Lee heading to town along Old River Road." Jesse recognized Cooter's voice. "Was Daisy with them?" "Well sir, I couldn't rightly tell, I was busy pulling Swamp Molly out of the ditch and didn't git a close look." Jesse sighed "Thanks Cooter. If you see them again flag 'em down and tell 'em to turn their CB on....or maybe it's broke." "Will do Uncle Jesse. Crazy Cooter out" Jesse grabbed his red hat off the hook that he had placed there only a few minutes ago. He walked out of the house and into his truck muttering to himself "It's probably just the radio but ya never with them boys. Besides, rumor has it Boss Hogg has been hanging out with some outta town folks. That's never good. I'd better go check it out. Stones, dirt and dust flew from under his back tires when he hit the gas.
  7. soft
  8. campfire
  9. SIPPIN' SHINE (Hobie needs it for medicinal purposes)
  10. Keep us updated. You're a tough old ridgerunner. You'll be fine. Just get out that Finest you've been saving for *wink wink* medicinal purposes.
  11. QUARANTINE (Petticord, not Appleby did that)
  12. airplane
  13. MEADOWMUFN (Supreme Superior Commander 'round dis place!)
  14. stars
  15. KISSING Cliff
  16. YEEEEHAWW!!!
  17. I saw something cool on the local news today. They showed a semi sitting at a red light in a small town near me and there was a huge orange Dukes 01 that took up most of the back doors. Somebody is a big fan!
  18. Good to hear from you again Spike. Thanks for updating us on your life. Too bad it's not all good news. I'll admit yer Uncle Jesse was gitting a bit worried about where you were.
  19. Time
  20. I love to IMAGINE living in Hazzard.
  21. No thanks. I was a Farrah Fawcett fan until Emma Tisdale stole my heart. That girl just set my heart on FAST IDLE.
  22. Sorry to hear that Skipper. Houses and cars aren't alive but when they are gone we still have a tendency to mourn them....not because of what they were...but because of what they represented and all the good memories.
  23. FRIDAY 8:00 pm on CBS
  24. fear
  25. race (I'm gonna burn Hobie in the Moonshine 400)
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