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    restaurant
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    chicken
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    big ed LITTLE
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    Jesse was still poking his finger into Boss's chest. Always one to take advantage of an opportunity Boss fell to the ground pretending to be hurt and squealing in fake pain. He yelled at the top of his lungs. "Help me! I'm injured. Jesse Duke is trying to murder me. Cletus...Enos, get over here and lock up this menace to society!" Cletus got over to them first after hearing the commotion from a distance. "What's going on here Cousin Boss?" "You heard me you dipstick. Arrest Jesse Duke for assault and attempted murder of a government official....namely me! He hit me so hard I can't even walk" he lied while still on the ground. Enos then ran over. "Mr. Hogg! This is terrible!" Boss responded "You'd better believe it. I'll probably never walk again after that brutal assault! Arrest that monster Jesse Duke!" Enos looked confused. "But Mr. Hogg. I was talking about the race. Rosco has done crashed into a tree!" Without hesitation Boss started running toward the crash. Jesse laughed "Crippled for life huh Boss?"
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    Good to hear from you Mark. Are you having a good 2024 so far? I hope you had a great Christmas.
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    Yep. It was Miz Tisdale, my secret crush. Here's the next one: In Hack of Hazzard it was revealed that Daisy was what in high school? A) prom queen B.. class president C) cheerleader D) female wrestler E) basketball star F) blonde
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    Jude EMERY
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    2nd Amendment
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    You got that one right. Who has a sister named Beulah Mae?
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    and their ZOOM meetings were in cars, not on computers.
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    sticky
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    WALTER'S paint shop in possum hollow
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    Hobie got it right. This one is much tougher. On "To Catch a Duke" what song can Rosco play on his watch?
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    reunion
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    Here's one: What episode did they show Rosco's mama? (and Lulu's....unless they only had the same dad)
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    cousins
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    UCHEE swamp
  18. RogerDuke
    'ole jesse is QUITE the storyteller.
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    It all began in NINETEENSEVENTYNINE
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    I'm out of reactions but here's one ☺
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    college
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    I like having our very own Boss here on HN. I'm just glad he's not as crooked as the real Boss. Oh well, I'm not as wise as the real Jesse and Hobie's not as drunk as the real Hobie. I see a trend here.
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    Daisy filled Jesse in over the walkie talkie. Upon hearing the news that Garrett's car had been sabotaged one thought popped into Jesse's head....Boss Hogg. He noticed Boss at the concession stand with both fists full of so many corn dogs that they almost looked like bouquets of flowers at a distance. He walked over to him fuming mad. "BOSS HOGG!" Boss looked at him with a smug face. "My my Jesse, what in the world has you all fired up?" "I tell you what has me all fired up you big marshmallow. Us Dukes stick together and when someone cuts the brake line of a Duke and causes him to crash, that someone has a fight on his hands." He poked his right finger into Boss's chest causing Boss to back up. Boss looked genuinely surprised "Now, now, you just listen here Jesse. Are you saying the General Lee crashed?" Jesse was still mad. "Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Garrett Duke is the Duke that crashed. You know that because you hired someone to cut his brake lines, didn't ya?"
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    baseball
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    LULU's husband Boss has a birthday today. (from Baa Baa White sheep his Hazzard BD is 4-6-26)
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