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B.L. and texasdaisy both got it right. What was Jim Bronke's job in Hazzard County? (A cool story will follow about Jim Bronke being right here on the HazzardNet)

That's a brilliant idea Daney! Who besides me remembers that episode of Andy Griffith where Gomer Pyle (no relation to Denver) yells "Citizen's Arrest Citizen's Arrest"? MaryAnne's face would be as shocked as Barney Fife's was. Can we all say "popular revolt"?

Daisy sure is exercising her right to remain silent. Maybe after we hear her sing we'll wish she would have exercised that right a little longer.

Garrett, you worded your resolution that you would be the one calling but I guess I'll let it slide....as long as the two of you talk once a week that would be acceptable. (I'm getting soft in my old age). Congratulations texasdaisy! I wrote 5 pages of my book today so I'm doing okay.

GeneralLeeGirl and texasdaisy got that one right. A bus breaks down with Russian gymnastists onboard.

When I was locked up, Brian just poured water on my bread and called it gravy. It sounds like Daisy is gittin' herself real gravy. How's come she's gittin' special treatment?....especially since she had it comin' and I was innocent.

ROFL Nice try Daney. You're just hoping Daisy gets in enough trouble to get arrested and then they replace her with you. Don't forget. The Hazzard County jail has more than one cell.

Lori, who's that girl on your avatar? Is that MaryAnne or Meadowmufn?

Daisy, isn't that what you spiked the egg nog with at the HazzardNet Christmas party three weeks ago?

You're in a class that doesn't like the Dukes?!?! What the heck are they teaching kids in school nowadays? A bunch of useless information apparently

This is a fun thread. My compliments to whoever had the idea originally. (Now that I'm out of jail it's fun but I wasn't smiling a couple days ago)

GeneralLeeGirl and B.L. both got it right. On "Good Neighbors Duke" who sang about a cop in a little bitty town?

Daney, remember the scene where Bo and Luke came out of those hothouses they were using for solitary confinement on the chain gang in Osage County? (Cool Hands Luke and Bo from season 7) That's how you're going to feel when this is all over. I hope you recover faster than me. I've been in therapy since the ordeal. I've also hired an attorney who specializes in false arrest. If you get out of this in one piece maybe we can file that lawsuit together.

Wow, that's a toughie. Help us out here. Do you like newer artists or older? Male or female? Do you like someone with a country sounding voice like Kenny Chesney or the newer pop/country sound like Underwood or Swift? Or, are you open to any suggestion? I'm going to have to get the old 8-tracks out and do some research.

Here I am sitting in the Hazzard County jail. Dreaming of fishing with Emma Tisdale. Time here is dragging. It sure ain't flyin'. I'm blaming it all on MaryAnne and Brian. Maybe fer lunch they'll serve turkey and stuffin'. And hot apple pie made by Meadowmufn. Where are those kids Daisy, Bo and Luke? Why am I the only penned up Duke? Upstairs I can hear big bad Boss Hogg. With Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and his cute little dog. Outside I see Cooter and his powerful tow truck. He has a fat chain. Imagine the luck. He's hooking the chain to the window bars. And pulling them out, almost hitting two cars. So here I am on the banks of Hazzard Creek. Fishing with Emma. It's been quite a week. I guess I'm now wanted. They call me a fugitive. That's okay because I'm used to it. With the wind in our hair, we feel young and free. Another happy ending in Hazzard Countee.

A catfight between Emma and MaryAnne? That does sound like more fun than fishing.

Hmmm, maybe I'll have to help out a little to get this one jump started. Mr. Rogers never spent a wonderful day in the (Dukes) neighborhood.

Do I get one phone call?

It's not too often that everybody misses. Darrell Waltrip finished second. Bobby Allison finished third. Other big names racing were Cale Yarborough, Ricky Rudd, Buddy Baker, Bill Elliott and Richard Petty. I wonder if Danica Patrick ever saw that episode? LOL Maybe Daisy inspired her. Here's an easier one. Who drove Enos to the airport when he moved to Los Angeles?

Hey Brian, you need to type up 4 more one liners to get ahead of MaryAnne in this post race

Congratulations B.L.!!!!!! They couldn't have picked a more deserving fan.

Denver C, GeneralLeeGirl, Daisy and daisyxenos all got it right. This one's come up before on another thread worded differently. Let's see if anybody remembers it. In this episode we find out that Boss was born on April 6, 1926.

Good one Garrett. I don't know if she's finished season 4 yet but I've already finished my book "Best in Hollywood". My prediction came true, I couldn't put it down. James Best sure knows the good and bad of Hollywood better than anybody. He did everything imaginable in the industry and I highly recommend this informative book.