RogerDuke

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You sure know your NASCAR Garrett. I took my 8 year old grandson to his first race tonight. Actually it was just (free admission) practice night at the local dirt track in northeast Ohio but it was pretty exciting anyway. We had a great time and he wants to go back next weekend. I wore my orange 01 hat and got a chance to strike up conversations with two different Dukes fans and told them about HazzardNet. Hopefully at least one of them will be dropping by.

GeneraLLeeGirl and B.L. got all three right. Which of these were on "One Armed Bandits"? Lucky Luciano or Dobro Doolin Ernest the bank clerk or Hazel the prison guard Honest John Ledbetter or Big Dan Haskins

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 2 Jesse 28 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Old Dogs, Children and Watermellon Wine (I must be losing my memory. I can't believe I can't remember the guy's name who sings this)

Hey Garrett, you said "they will be penalized if they attempt to pass on the apron" Does that mean they will lose points for the race and season or they will get fined or both? Thanks again for your updates. I really appreciate you keeping us informed. Who are the top three drivers in points for the season?

*emerging from the front of the Mustang the second time, I stand up and reassure Garrett* "That was just Scooter Harkins delivering the Hazzard Gazzette. It looks like he went to the Porter farm and turned around to head back to his next delivery....nothing to worry about....it's just a good thing you don't subscribe 'er he woulda stopped here. Well, I suppose we'll worry about it tomorrow. Should I come over later or would that make your sister ask too many questions? We could meet somewhere if you want. How 'bout still sight number 3?" *yawns*

Belated Happy Birthday Coy. I hope ya had a great day. (Byron Cherry April 17)

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 3 Jesse 27 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

LOL You didn't use one of the words from the song I posted

Give Me That Old Time Religion

*I open the drivers side door of the Mustang ang get out, leaning on the roof* "Hey, I'm sorry....listen, if you'd feel better having me hang onto it, I'll do it. I just thought you'd want to since it was your idea to begin with...." *pauses and looks around alarmingly* "Hang on a second, do you hear that? It's a car.....git behind the bushes!!" *I get in front of the Mustang and lay on the ground as the headlights begin to brighten the area*

Bo 24 Luke 23 Daisy 5 Jesse 26 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Bo and gave it to Jesse

texasdaisy and GeneralLeeGirl got it right. Thelma Claire Rogers is running for office....against J.D. Hogg

I saw some highlights on sports tonight Garrett (including Jeff Gordon's crash) but I'm looking forward to your analysis of it.

*I yawn as I pull into Garrett's driveway* "I don't mean to be rude or anything but I'm heading home to git some sleep. I was doing pretty good there for awhile but now I feel like I just hit a brick wall. When yer my age, you'll know what its like. As far as the money goes, we're really not in any hurry so you just hang on to it and count it tonight or in the morning and I'll come over and see ya sometime tomorrow. I'm sure it goes without saying to not talk about it on the CB or phone." *puts the car in park and looks at Garrett for a reaction*

You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma (I think it was Shelly West and David Fizell) (Hey daisyxenos, I think that was Little Texas)

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 5 Jesse 25 Cooter 16 Enos 6 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

*breathing a sigh of relief that the truck is no longer a danger to our operation I relax a little on the accelerator* "Well Garrett, that's one obstacle out of the way, now we gotta hope that this old Ford gits us home okay. I'll just drop you off and then I'm going home and git some shut-eye. I'll see you in the morning to figure out how much is going where. I overheard Boss tell Rosco that there's $100,000 in that bag so it will be interesting to see if there is. You can't believe anything he says even if he was wispering to Rosco. What are we going to do if there's more than that? It does look like a perrty big sack-o-loot. Did that truck or the feller drivin' it look familiar to you at all?"

Thanks for updating us Sleepy's Rose. I'm going to have to see how close Salem Ohio is to me. I haven't seen Ben Jones in almost 30 years!!

You're only allowed to play once a day but nobody said you had to wait for someone if nobody played that day so here I go again. Bo 24 Luke 23 Daisy 6 Jesse 24 Cooter 16 Enos 7 took one from Bo and gave it to his uncle

I'm going to agree with GLG...14 wheels.

Ladies Love Country Boys (Trace Adkins)

*right after Garrett finished speaking, the mighty Mustang got his strength back and surged ahead like a dragster. The truck was left behind without a prayer of catching the now healthy muscle car....or did it have a prayer? I let out a mild yeehaww but it was not without concern. Whatever caused it to sputter could happen again. Worse yet, it could stall altogether. Only time would tell. For the moment the Mustang was pulling away and that was all that mattered.*

Here's one for you folks. What HazzardNet member turned 50 this week?

Those Old Memories Live On (Jim Reeves)