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[quote=Garrett Duke;203922 Well I guess Wallace throwing the hammer at Busch doesn't make Tony Stewart's helmet throw at Kenseth this year look so bad any more. You're right about that. Throwing a hammer is pretty serious. I wonder if he intended to hit him (which could be deadly) or just send a message by throwing it in that direction.
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light (Not even the General Lee can go faster than the speed of light at 186,000 miles per SECOND)
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That is if he isn't still sitting in Boss Hogg's jail. (Forgive my shameful promotion of our newly jump-started RP)
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speed
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Just when I was starting you think that you're a genius Hoss you go and say something like this that makes absolutely no sense at all. Now, why in the world would a feller want to leave his CDB comfort zone?
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I'm gonna try these fancy words on my wife. She loves it when I talk in foreign languages she doesn't understand. I'll let you know how it turns out.
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The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
RogerDuke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Trivia
You're right Hoss. That line is a classic. I believe the answer to your question is Andy Roach. I sure hope I don't have him mixed up with the wrong episode. -
Did David Ragen win the award for "Worst Driver of the Year who had at least one win last year"? If they don't have an award like that I think they should start....that way he'll have won something this year. I hope you're feeling better Garrett! Sometimes when we're depressed our bodies are more suseptable to illness so I wonder if missing NASCAR has something to do with it.
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teeth
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See, this is one of the many reasons I love the HazzardNet. It's soooo educational! Now I can tell people I speak a little Latin. (Well, that might be an exaggeration but I can say that I know the most important word in Latin)
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The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
RogerDuke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Trivia
Nice job K-Duke. You know the funny thing is that she looked much more familiar on the 1997 picture than the 1987 one. You can tell that's her just my her mouth. -
Hazzard County Welcomes Jeff Gordon
RogerDuke replied to Garrett Duke's topic in Role Playing - Author Created Characters
Boss walks in the jail, strutting confidently and puffing on his fat cigar. He walks over to the cell that houses Jeff Gordon and looks at him through the bars then smiles. "Howdie there Mr Gordon Jeff. My name is Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg and I hold your future in my hands." The angry prisoner responds, "It's Jeff Gordon Mr. Jeff Hogg, not Gordon Jeff and if Hazzard County is part of the United States justice system a judge and jury will hold my future in their hands....hopefully the same judge and jury that will someday convict you and your so-called-sheriff of this outragous frame-up. Now why don't you just tell me what you want." Boss smiled "My my, testy testy. But I think we should get two things straight. Your future is indeed in my hands Mr Jeff. 'Cause you see sir, I AM the judge and jury around these here parts and what I see is a man who tried to murder a sworn officer of the law. The second thing we need to get straight is that there are only two options for you Mr Jeff. The first is to rot in a Hazzard County jail for the rest of your life.....and the second is......well, are you interested in hearing it?" -
The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
RogerDuke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Trivia
This one's driving me crazy. I know I'm going to kick myself when you reveal the answer. -
Well Garrett I'm going to restart that Jeff Gordon RP that I've been neglecting. Maybe that will help. LOL
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The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
RogerDuke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Trivia
Wow Hoss! Awesome Sheriff pictures. I've become as big of a fan of your as I am characters on the show. You're amazing at posting these things. Speaking of amazing, I'm disagreeing with the amazing BL. I think it's A) Apex -
Jaws
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I hope you had a great day today Hoss. You sure deserved it.
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Steelers lost to the Browns *tears drip on computer keyboard*
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That's funny Hoss! And it does a great job of backing up my tenth point. You'd have to be pretty confident in your driving skills to nap at the wheel. That reminds me of the scene where Bo was driving and Luke covered his eyes and said "I can't look." Bo did the same and said "Me neither."
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The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
RogerDuke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Trivia
Thanks so much for posting these Feud pictures Hoss. They're awesome! I'm going to agree with BL but I'm adding Boss so I'm saying A,B,C,D, and E.
