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It's near the start of 'Go West, Young Dukes' after Boss finds the deeds to the Duke Farm. The full line is, "J.D., we all know the only two things you ever did that was legal was be born and marry Lulu. However, if this signature's authentic it's a legal document."

Same here. I miss them all.

(I forget which Season/Episode.) Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"J. D. We all know the only two things you ever done that were legal, was be born, and marry Lulu."

Skipper, you're straying a bit from the actual script with that last one, and as you know, I like this thread to be accurate for reference purposes. I've also corrected your previous Waylon quote because it was quicker than reposting the line. Here's how the scene above should go: Luke: "Miz Tisdale, there's a U.S. Postal Inspector over at your Post Office and it looks like her and Rosco are fixing to accuse you of mail fraud." Miz Tisdale: "Mail fraud? Me?" Luke: "You." Miz Tisdale: "They got to be sucking out of a bent straw." Bo: "That's kind of what we figured, Miz Tisdale." Miz Tisdale: "That frosts me. I'm gonna tool over there and straighten them out." Luke: "Just hold on a second. Now, it looks like some sort of set up. So we figured you better lay low." Bo: "You can come and hide out at our farm." Miz Tisdale: "Hide out? Me? No way, José." [Her face changes] Miz Tisdale: "Did you say your farm?" Bo: "Yes, ma'am." Miz Tisdale: "With your Uncle Jesse?" Luke: "He's there most of the time." Miz Tisdale: "Ooooo!"

a BIG +1 !!!!!!

(Season 3 The Legacy) Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Cousin Boss, you mind if I drink a little toast to the old days with y'all?" Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days, an' I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!"

Happy Late Birthday Luke!!

Given all this, I'm thinkin' of a new slogan for our website. HazzardNet: Doing it doggie-style since 1999. Arrrrrrrrrwwwwwwooooooooo!

ACK!! MeadowMufn is armed with those needles!! *hiding behind Brian*

Brian-- Skimpy wardrobe?? Knock a tooth loose with a right cross? Maybe I am infatuated with MaryAnne... WOW!! Nothing I like more than a woman with spirit! *chuckles* Alex

Brian-- MaryAnne in a low cut tight uniform? Where??? *looks around*