Just a quick detour to try and clear up this question. Here's the best grab of the sign that I could get. I'm now 99% sure that it's "REV. F.D. BACHMAN, SR.". I wonder if this version of the sign appeared in any other episodes.
Now back to the thread - we're looking for a "D" word.
ACE Parker
It's very difficult to get a clear screengrab, but when Cletus catches Bo and Luke by not chasing them around the church in 'The Canterbury Crock' (about 30 minutes in), the name on the church sign appears to be "REV. ED. BACHMAN, SR.". However, it could be "REV. F.D. BACHMAN, SR.", which would be the same format as "REV. J.P. FRAWLEY".
Edit: I've tried going through the scene frame by frame, and I'm slightly leaning towards "REV. F.D. BACHMAN, SR.".
I was here all on my own, so I watched 'The Great Santa Claus Chase' anyway.
To borrow a line from the episode, I "was as lonely as old Waylon on the night of the Country Music Association Awards."
It's on my calander. If we make the time later in the day would that help others to make it? Have a designated driver in case Hobie brings his finest and sneaks it in the egg nog.