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Yesterday, Haas decided to sack Nikita Mazepin and sever ties with his father's company which was their title sponsor. F1 has not only cancelled this year's Russian Grand Prix, but also the contract for future races which were due to move from Sochi to St Petersburg in 2023.

(Season 4 New Deputy in Town) Bo & Luke trying to talk to Rosco about Acting Sheriff Linda May Barnes. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Hush! I don't wanna talk to you! I wanna talk to the Duke-"(Realizes it is them)"Oooh you are the Duke Boys!"

(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"First you want specifics then you want tangibles. Well, I can't give you both of that in one day."

(Season 1 High Octane) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"It's as clean as a pan. You old coot, now you poured out that booze before you got here, didn't you?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"I don't know what yer talkin' about." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Shoot!" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly like it was, or I'm gonna sue the county!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You wouldn't!?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Wouldn't I?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!"

+1 Cousin!

Cousin Roger... That would be swell. You hear that MM?

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Git that house trailer outta there! Git! Git! Oooh there's a dip! We'll see if we can fly! Kew kew!"(jumps house trailer, tears it apart.)"Well, he won't have to worry about air conditioning in that house trailer anyway! Kew kew!" Waylon Jennings:"By the time Enos an' the boys reached the Boars Nest, it was all over. But the cryin'."

Ok, I cleaned up some settings and am having the software save sessions in a different directory on the server now. If you have trouble logging in or accessing the forums, please clear your browser cache. If you continue to have problems, email me and I'll look into it.

This is unusual. A weekend ahead of us with no plans. I can't remember the last time this has happened. A man..a woman...a weekend...whatever shall we do? I got it! Dukes episodes marathon!

Well at least no bad words rhyme with Meadowmufn.......well, maybe they do but it would be quite a stretch.

Jimmie was fond of limericks. Some of the ones he told me, I can't repeat here.

Take two Dukes episodes and call us in the morning. We're here for you if you need us. It might be tough to get chicken noodle soup through the computer but emotional support soup fits through. *pouring now*

There's only one thing I want for Christmas. That's for you to get better. You are an amazing person and have brought so much joy to thousands Dukes fans worldwide with the HazzardNet. We love and appreciate you and hope you get better. *HUGS*....and try what Spike's doing...Dukes DVDs. *MORE HUGS*

It sounds like you have a good plan to fix the problem. I highly recommend Dukes DVDs for medicinal purposes. I think you'll be fine. When you have a string of bad luck things go your way that only means one thing. You are due for a string of good luck things to go your way. Let us know when that happens. This is the season for goodness after all.

Yes, be grateful you have your health. My Christmas cheer has been running low too because I'm too sick to decorate or do all the things I'd like to do to get ready for the holidays. The last two years have been a neverending battle with health issues. The one thing I want for Christmas is to be healthy.

I tell ya my christmas cheer is running a little low... Last few weeks been lousy. First my pc Tower motherboard blows a few capacitors and renders it useless, then my wife's laptop fan's bearings go out so that was a nice $130 wallet lightening. Then 2 flat tires on both cars, 1 a piece and strangely both on the passenger side rear, think they were both due to the housing development construction going on down the street, at least they happened on separate weeks. Top it off the dang neighbor let his drug addicted buddy stay with him for a few weeks which is always fun for us since they get into yelling matches every single day and we get to come home to our apartment smelling like skunk and burning tires since the lazy bum smokes weed all day. I just keep telling myself at least I have my health and things could be worse but man could I use a bottle of Jack Daniels right about now If it weren't' for watching some Dukes on DVD I'd probably get bleepfaced everynight.

Got our first measurable snow today just wish it didn't have sleet mixed in with it, roads are slicker than a wet day on Hazzard dirt roads. Don't look like I'm going to be able to get the wife that kitten for her birthday tomorrow, talked to the girl neighbor yesterday who took them to their foster home and she was an emotional mess. Apparently her and her boyfriend had a falling out or something and she's moving out. She forgot to call about the kitten and probably didn't do it yesterday after I talked with her for a bit, oh well. She's a sweet girl so I hope she finds someone that can treat her right instead of the bozo she was with, and that's about the nicest thing I can say about him without breaking the cuss rule lol.

Bad News! Bad News! ( I don't have to tell anybody here who that is!) I couldn't log on AGAIN!....until today...!!