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  1. Lily waited quietly and didn't bother to ask the old man any questions, as they couldn't understand him either. He gazed at them from under the large hat and eventually leaned his gun up against the wall and lit up a pipe. Tommy: Smoking's bad for ya. Old man: Yepyoureallyareyerdaddysboyheswantedmetoquit feryearsyephedidbutdenhedonerunoutonus. Tommy: Well it is and Daddy wouldn't like it if he knew you was smoking. Lily: Wait a minute. You can understand him? Tommy: Sure. Daddy mumbles like that sometimes too...when he don't want Mommy to hear him. Old man: Wellyerdaddyheaintasdumbastheymakehimouttobetoo badhedonebecomeadangsmokeyhedamadeagoodridgerunnerjust likehispaifhedidntgorunninafterabadge. Tommy: But Daddy's a good Sheriff. Why you so mad at him? Lily: Tommy. Remember the story of how Daddy got thrown out of the house? Tommy: Oh...Ooooooh...But you're still his daddy ain't cha? Even if he is a sheriff? Old Man: IsupposeImstillhisdaddyandImyourgranddaddybuthestill wentbackonallItaughthimandranafterthatbadgeandIdontreckonIll everforgivehimforthatnosir. Tommy: That's too bad. You don't know how to forgive do ya? The old man looked taken aback, then shook his head. What would a small six-year-old know about what had happened so many years ago. It was more than a badge that had caused that rift between him and his youngest son. T.J. of course, didn't understand any of it, but was trying to think of a way to get them out of the house. The old man lighting a pipe had given him an idea. He stole over to the other side and gathered some leaves and twigs. He didn't have any matches though, so he snuck into the house and got a pack out of the kitchen. Only Lucas saw him, so he gave the younger boy a wink, went back outside, and lit the kindling to smoke them out.
  2. TJ snuck up to the house and peered in the window. A large, burly, and very ugly man with a beard had a long shotgun on Lily, Lucas and Tommy. A much smaller man was sitting across from them, also with a gun, was was leaning on it. His face was mostly covered with a large hat and many wrinkles and he had a long droopy moustache. He was saying something to them, but all his words ran together and T.J. couldn't understand a word of it. But he did hear what the others were saying. Lily: But...but Dad said you got shot. The man once again, spoke very low and fast and showed them a nasty wound on his shoulder. Lily: Oh gross! Tommy: Wow! Lily: But...but why'd you kidnap us? TJ tried to clear out his ear, but still didn't get what the man was saying. Or who he was. Then he saw the large man get up and start heading towards the door. Large man: I'm gonna go check on the still Pa. You kids don't even think of runnin' now. Pa's the best shot in the state and the whole place is rigged with revenuer traps. TJ had just enough time to duck into the bushes before the large man came outside, looked around, and vanished into the woods. TJ: Moonshiners. What do they want with Lily and them though? I gotta get 'em out.
  3. I just about fell off the couch when I read "Fox Trot" this morning. You can see it at http://www.foxtrot.com Right now, it's the first comic that comes up. Later, I imagine you'll have to go back to 8-25-05 to find it. But it's DOH related and just too funny!
  4. Now Lily's hair hadn't been falling out, although she was nervous enough. No, being raised by a police officer has its advantages, and Lucas was level headed enough to think of leaving a trail so someone could find them. Lucas was sitting between Lily (who was next to the driver) and Tommy (who was by the open window). One thing Lucas didn't leave behind was his belt pocket-knife, a gift from Uncle Luke. He slipped it out and slowly flicked it open while winking at Lily. Lily winked back, but wasn't sure what he was up to. She held still while her brother sheared off a little bit of her long hair. At first she felt like slugging him, but didn't dare move next to the large man with a gun. Then she watched as Lucas passed the hair to Tommy, who looked at it for a minute, then threw it out the window. Lily caught on to the plan quickly and turned in her seat to distract the large man while giving Lucas easier access to her hair. Lily: So who are you anyway? Man: Never you mind little lady. You find out soon enough. Lily: I'll have you know my daddy's the sheriff of Hazzard County! He'll find you quicker than a coon dog on a possum hunt! Man: Oh I ain't worried 'bout yer daddy. I know who he is. Might be right nice of him to visit anyhow. I got a score to settle with that pipsqueak. Lily bit her lip. Partly because of what the man said, but mostly because Lucas had pulled a little too hard. Man: Yessir, I know all about your daddy. Thinkin he's all better than the rest of us...just cuz he went off to Californy and all that...runnin' for Sheriff...movin' into the old house...oh Pa's gonna have somethin' to say about that...nobody crosses Pa and get's away with it... Lily swallows hard as she recognizes who the large ugly man is. She'd seen his picture before, but he didn't have a beard in those. The man pulls up to an old shack in the hills and gets out, still pointing his gun. Man: Now you kids git outta there and mind yer Uncle Rufus now. Yer granddaddy's been awful keen to see ya.
  5. There was a funny Rosco and Enos scene on yesterday. Enos rear-ends Rosco (again) and Rosco gets out and starts chewing him out, but Enos is just too happy to care (wouldn't you be if Daisy Duke just kissed you?) Rosco: It ain't nothing to laugh at Enos! Enos: (smiling) Sorry Sheriff. Rosco: What's that on the side of your face? Enos: Oh, I musta cut myself shaving... Rosco: Oh you shaving with lipstick now? Just too funny. Enos doesn't stop grinning during the whole scene. Of course, if you've seen the one before that (where Daisy kisses him goodbye and gives him a very close hug) you shouldn't be surprised.
  6. Jesse is none too pleased with the younger Dukes, but his concern overrides his anger for the moment. "Where's he at Ginny?" he asks, following her out of the barn. "This way," Ginny cries. "Site number 2." Jesse is a bit more level headed and grabs his shotgun and jumps in the truck. Ginny jumps in with him as they take off. When they arrive at the site, it looks like most of the damage is under control. Samuel and Matthew are shoveling dirt onto what remains of the still, which is very little. Daniel is over to the side with Austin. "You know little Bro," Daniel says. "They do say smoking is bad for your health." "I wasn't smoking," Austin coughs. "I found a lighter over by the sugar and wanted to see if it worked." "Let me look at him," Jesse says, walking up. Jesse looks Austin over. He has some nasty burns on his face and arms. Daniel's hands are burned as well. "I had to pull him out Jesse," Daniel says. "Sam and Matt just got here to put it all out." "Good thing you did," Jesse says. "Well Austin, you look okay." "You can say it Jesse," Austin wimpers. "My face looks terrible don't it?" "That doesn't matter now," Jesse tells him. "Right now, I'm getting both of you to Doc Petticord. He won't ask too many questions." "Should I stay and clean up?" Ginny asks. "You better find the others and tell them what's going on," Jesse tells her. "Bo and Madison went to town for some tractor parts. Take Black Tillie." Jesse hands Ginny the keys to Black Tillie and ushers Daniel and Austin to the truck. Ginny, while relieved the others are okay, is a little dumbfounded. Jesse had never, ever let her drive Black Tillie before...
  7. We just saw one that made us crack up. Bo is walking out of the post office. Bo: Thanks a lot Miz Teasdale! Yeah, we'll say 'hi' to Uncle Jesse for ya! (to himself) She made me take a number...she made me take a dang number and I'm the only one in there!
  8. Okay, we have another "ever notice" moment with Enos (we do love Enos so much...a little too much). Anyhow, does anyone else notice that in every episode in which Enos's name appears in the title (ie. Enos in Trouble, Enos's Last Chance, etc.) he gets fired. Every time. If the episode is about Enos for whatever reason, he loses his job. We don't remember if he gets fired in Enos and Daisy's Wedding, but find it highly likely as he does get arrested in that one. Has anyone else caught onto this trend?
  9. We really like the idea. A couple of questions. Would it be okay with you if we developed some of your characters and perhaps add some others? We'd probably leave Ginny alone as she's yours.
  10. T.J. manages to follow a set of tire tracks until he reaches a crossroads. He's unsure of where to go, and is about to go back for the sheriff (although he really doesn't want to tell the sheriff), when he sees something in the road. When he goes to pick it up, he sees that it's a bit of hair. TJ: This isn't just any hair...this is Lily's hair... TJ turns his bike down that way and stops from time to time, picking up bits of hair. TJ: She's gotta be in trouble if her hair's falling out! The trail leads off the main road and eventually through a very hilly area. TJ doesn't realize it, but he's not even in the same state anymore. Finally, the hair leads him to a truck parked outside an old shack in the middle of the Alabama hills.
  11. We liked the part where Bo asks Luke if there had been any trouble and Luke says, "Noooo, no trouble at all! It's been real quiet" while Daisy and Uncle Jesse give him an incredulous look. Good ol' Luke didn't want Bo to think he had missed anything.
  12. A lot of middle names have been made up by our very talented variety of fanfiction writers on this site. Kenneth and Keith seem to be popular for Luke (we use Kenneth). As far as any mention on the show, we haven't found any besides the initials used in "High Octane"
  13. Luke's brother was "lost" in a fire as an infant and was thought to be dead, but shows up in that one episode as a famous boxer named Jud "Killer" Kaine. He is never mentioned again, but it is a 6th season episode. One could write a story about Bo having a long lost sibling as well. Anything can happen when Dukes are involved.
  14. There's actually a DOH episode that deals with one of the characters having a phobia of driving after he supposedly runs someone off the road and kills them (although the person isn't really dead and it was a set up). Dunno if you would care to watch it, as it is a Coy and Vance episode, but you could probably relate. I'm glad you've waited to get your driver's liscense. Over here, I almost got mine at 15, but flunked out of the driving class. When I got it a year later by passing the test, I managed to wreck two cars before I was out of high school. The U.S. could use an age restriction, but too many parents count on teenagers driving early so they can get jobs, run siblings around, etc. My advice is practice, practice, practice. Work your way up from the country roads to city traffic and highways. And despite what friends may want you to do, don't do anything stupid. Two teenagers here died by drag racing on a country road and running head-on into an SUV. As long as you follow the basic road protocol, you should be fine.
  15. Because Bo ain't perfect...just pretty! And it's just fun to say Bo Duke! Really rolls off your lips when you say Bo Duke!
  16. Because Bo ain't perfect...just pretty! And it's just fun to say Bo Duke! Really rolls off your lips when you say Bo Duke!
  17. How about... Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys (except substitute Duke Boys...see our alternative lyrics in the music forum)
  18. How about... Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys (except substitute Duke Boys...see our alternative lyrics in the music forum)
  19. There's an episode where Flash is pregnant? I don't remember that, but Jam remembers a picture on the internet of Flash with her puppies. We thought it was funny on "Twin Trouble" when Rosco and Enos had to ride 3-wheelers. Enos says, "Yes sir Mr. Hogg! Hee hee!" and Rosco does an imitation of him while making a face. "Yessir Mr. Hogg. Hee hee." Enos seemed to be used to this type of abuse.
  20. There's an episode where Flash is pregnant? I don't remember that, but Jam remembers a picture on the internet of Flash with her puppies. We thought it was funny on "Twin Trouble" when Rosco and Enos had to ride 3-wheelers. Enos says, "Yes sir Mr. Hogg! Hee hee!" and Rosco does an imitation of him while making a face. "Yessir Mr. Hogg. Hee hee." Enos seemed to be used to this type of abuse.
  21. Oh my goodness we loved this episode! We must've missed it the first time around on TNN, because it seemed unfamiliar. But wow! What an episode for Enos fans! Highlights: 1) Enos getting fired...again...and Uncle Jesse saying how Enos's job is "his whole life." 2) The dramatic scene between Enos and Daisy after he got fired. Shows how far their relationship has come and how they really care about each other...sniff. "You deserve someone better who's not always dropping his shoes in the buttermilk." 3) Enos gets to rescue Daisy...twice. Once from a car bomb and at the end. 4) First appearance (that we know of) of Enos's personal car, an ugly brown station wagon. Why a station wagon? So glad they blew it up. 5) You get to see the serious side of Enos, when he's not falling over Rosco or crashing. 6) Aside from Enos, Scanlon was just a really good, by that we mean really evil, bad guy! Did he appear in the "Enos" T.V. series? Or is he fresh for the Dukes? Love the disguises! 7) Best part, Enos gets to punch the guy out at the end! For once, although Bo and Luke get a lot of credit, Enos gets to settle a score for himself! He's got a nice left hook too!
  22. Oh my goodness we loved this episode! We must've missed it the first time around on TNN, because it seemed unfamiliar. But wow! What an episode for Enos fans! Highlights: 1) Enos getting fired...again...and Uncle Jesse saying how Enos's job is "his whole life." 2) The dramatic scene between Enos and Daisy after he got fired. Shows how far their relationship has come and how they really care about each other...sniff. "You deserve someone better who's not always dropping his shoes in the buttermilk." 3) Enos gets to rescue Daisy...twice. Once from a car bomb and at the end. 4) First appearance (that we know of) of Enos's personal car, an ugly brown station wagon. Why a station wagon? So glad they blew it up. 5) You get to see the serious side of Enos, when he's not falling over Rosco or crashing. 6) Aside from Enos, Scanlon was just a really good, by that we mean really evil, bad guy! Did he appear in the "Enos" T.V. series? Or is he fresh for the Dukes? Love the disguises! 7) Best part, Enos gets to punch the guy out at the end! For once, although Bo and Luke get a lot of credit, Enos gets to settle a score for himself! He's got a nice left hook too!
  23. It's been a while but we have to bring this up again. In the episode where Jud Kaine is reunited with Luke, Bo passes a patrol car and Jud asks if it was the sheriff. Bo says, "No, that looks more like Enos's car." Okay, okay, we figured out how Rosco and Enos could tell the cars apart, but how in Sam Hill was Bo able to do it? If he just saw that Enos was the one driving, why didn't he say, "No, that's Enos."? Did Bo get that Hazzard Sheriff's Department 6th sense about patrol cars as well? When? When he and Luke were "Deputy Dukes" way back in Season 1? Or did Bo witness the most recent fender bender the patrol cars had been in, which is how he knew the one he saw belonged to Enos? Or did John Schnieder just goof up the line?
  24. It's been a while but we have to bring this up again. In the episode where Jud Kaine is reunited with Luke, Bo passes a patrol car and Jud asks if it was the sheriff. Bo says, "No, that looks more like Enos's car." Okay, okay, we figured out how Rosco and Enos could tell the cars apart, but how in Sam Hill was Bo able to do it? If he just saw that Enos was the one driving, why didn't he say, "No, that's Enos."? Did Bo get that Hazzard Sheriff's Department 6th sense about patrol cars as well? When? When he and Luke were "Deputy Dukes" way back in Season 1? Or did Bo witness the most recent fender bender the patrol cars had been in, which is how he knew the one he saw belonged to Enos? Or did John Schnieder just goof up the line?
  25. We don't believe there were any changes other than the infamous Coy/Vance season. There were "guest" Dukes on the show like Jeb Stuart Duke and Jud Kaine, Luke's younger brother, both of which only appeared in one episode each and were never spoken of again.
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