Jamanda

TJ is zipping along the road at that time on his dirt bike to meet Jethro and the other boys at Hazzard pond. He screeches to a halt when he sees the yellow car. TJ: Lily! Are you okay? TJ jumps off the bike and looks around the car, but there's no one there. It has a flat tire but a working CB. TJ: (into CB) This is Nickels calling Crazy C! You out there Dad? Cooter: (over CB) Breaker one, breaker one, might be crazy but I ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter comin' at 'cha boy! What's your 20? TJ relays his location and tells Cooter about the abandoned car. Cooter: I'll be right out there as soon as I contact the Sheriff! TJ: Right...over... TJ pulls off his dirty cap and runs his fingers through his hair. He goes over to the car to look for clues. Horrified, he finds three things he knows the Strate kids would never leave behind. TJ: Tommy's blanket...Lucas's mitt...Lily's...Lily's keys... With that, TJ jumps back on his bike and takes off down the road, vaguely remembering an old pick-up truck that he'd seen only an hour before.

The last day of school is always a joyful one as the kids race away from the building and the teachers chug down their last bottles of asprin. Lily was as glad as everyone else, but not quite. Cherry: First thing I'm doing is taking my car down to the Chickasaw Speedway! Dad says he's got connections and they might let me drive a couple laps! Jethro: Well we're going down to Hazzard pond for a little skinny dippin' Lily: Exactly what is that? TJ: You don't want to know. Just don't follow us. Lily: Don't worry. I gotta pick up the boys and watch them the rest of the day. Lily gets in her car and picks up Lucas and Tommy. Lucas is content to gaze out the window, but Tommy chatters up a storm. Tommy: And we can go swimmin' and tadpole huntin' and racecar drivin' an... Lily: Will you hush already? Tommy: You think Daddy will let me ride with him in the cop car? Huh? Do ya? Lily: I doubt it. Lily is alone on the road when an old pickup truck comes out of nowhere and sideswipes her. Lily yells as her car goes into a ditch. As the kids get out, a large burly man gets out of the pickup truck. Lily: You okay Tommy? Tommy: I'm okay. That was fun! Lily: It was not! Look mister! What's the big idea? Lily turns on the large ugly man who grins and pulls out a long shotgun. Man: Just git in the truck little lady. Them too. Lily gasps and Tommy hides behind her. Lucas whispers to her without taking his eyes off the gun. Lucas: I think we better do as he says. The three of them get in the truck and the man takes them away, leaving the yellow car behind.

The last day of school is always a joyful one as the kids race away from the building and the teachers chug down their last bottles of asprin. Lily was as glad as everyone else, but not quite. Cherry: First thing I'm doing is taking my car down to the Chickasaw Speedway! Dad says he's got connections and they might let me drive a couple laps! Jethro: Well we're going down to Hazzard pond for a little skinny dippin' Lily: Exactly what is that? TJ: You don't want to know. Just don't follow us. Lily: Don't worry. I gotta pick up the boys and watch them the rest of the day. Lily gets in her car and picks up Lucas and Tommy. Lucas is content to gaze out the window, but Tommy chatters up a storm. Tommy: And we can go swimmin' and tadpole huntin' and racecar drivin' an... Lily: Will you hush already? Tommy: You think Daddy will let me ride with him in the cop car? Huh? Do ya? Lily: I doubt it. Lily is alone on the road when an old pickup truck comes out of nowhere and sideswipes her. Lily yells as her car goes into a ditch. As the kids get out, a large burly man gets out of the pickup truck. Lily: You okay Tommy? Tommy: I'm okay. That was fun! Lily: It was not! Look mister! What's the big idea? Lily turns on the large ugly man who grins and pulls out a long shotgun. Man: Just git in the truck little lady. Them too. Lily gasps and Tommy hides behind her. Lucas whispers to her without taking his eyes off the gun. Lucas: I think we better do as he says. The three of them get in the truck and the man takes them away, leaving the yellow car behind.

Yeee Hooo! Top perfect score in only 39 seconds...that one about Boss's car almost did me in!

Yeee Hooo! Top perfect score in only 39 seconds...that one about Boss's car almost did me in!

<Back to present> Lily: And you became a cop? Enos: I became a cop. Lily: What about...your dad? Enos: Haven't seen him since...heard he got shot by a revenuer in Alabama. Lily: Oh...sorry. Enos: <sighs> One thing I regret hon...never making up with my pa...but then...there wasn't much I could do about it. Lily: What about...Rufus? Enos: <slight laugh> Oh him...last I heard he was in jail...somewhere in Idaho I think... Lily: Boy...you sure come from a rough family. Enos: You don't know the half of it...Mom was nice though...she died when I was four. Lily: I know...Mom told me... Enos: You still have your old baby blanket? Lily: Huh? Yeah? Enos: Take good care of it. Lily: Why? Enos: That blanket was covering my ma when she died...I kept it with me for years...used it when I had that picnic with your mother on prom night...bleached it later to get the stains out...cut it down to size...and wrapped you in it the night we brought you home... Lily smiled and kissed her father goodnight. He lifted her up to her room where she went to bed, but not before pulling out her old baby blanket and using it as a pillow.

<Back to present> Lily: And you became a cop? Enos: I became a cop. Lily: What about...your dad? Enos: Haven't seen him since...heard he got shot by a revenuer in Alabama. Lily: Oh...sorry. Enos: <sighs> One thing I regret hon...never making up with my pa...but then...there wasn't much I could do about it. Lily: What about...Rufus? Enos: <slight laugh> Oh him...last I heard he was in jail...somewhere in Idaho I think... Lily: Boy...you sure come from a rough family. Enos: You don't know the half of it...Mom was nice though...she died when I was four. Lily: I know...Mom told me... Enos: You still have your old baby blanket? Lily: Huh? Yeah? Enos: Take good care of it. Lily: Why? Enos: That blanket was covering my ma when she died...I kept it with me for years...used it when I had that picnic with your mother on prom night...bleached it later to get the stains out...cut it down to size...and wrapped you in it the night we brought you home... Lily smiled and kissed her father goodnight. He lifted her up to her room where she went to bed, but not before pulling out her old baby blanket and using it as a pillow.

<FLASHBACK TO: 1972> A young Enos is sitting alone in the woods at his secret location. He knew this would happen. He mumbles to himself as he wraps himself in an old blue blanket and stares at a small pile of his belongings: a small fishing rod, tackle box, flashlight, three Eagleman comic books, and an old burlap bag of nickles and dimes. Enos: It's all I have left... Daisy: Enos? Enos you out here? Enos jumps up and spins around to find Daisy standing there in a frilly party dress. Enos: Daisy? Why ain't you at the prom? Daisy: Because Hughie don't know how to keep his hands to himself. Luke told me you weren't able to go so...I thought I'd come and...keep you company. Enos: Oh...gee...you didn't have to do that... Daisy: But I wanted to...and I figured you'd be here. Enos grins at her. She was the only other person who ever knew where this place was. Daisy: Enos? What's wrong? Enos: (sighs) Nothin'...nothin' I didn't expect anyway... Daisy: What happened? Enos: Well...I got thrown out of the house. Daisy: What? Why? Enos: My pa found this. Enos shows her a piece of paper. In the moonlight, Daisy barely makes out what it says. Daisy: But Enos...this is great! You've been accepted! Enos: I know it's good news...but Pa...Pa don't think so...he don't take kindly to me wantin' to be a lawman... Daisy: Oh Enos...He just needs to let you grow up and do what you want. Enos: I know...that's the problem...he thinks all I'm good for is making and running shine...like him and Rufus... Daisy: But if you don't want to... Enos: It's not an honest living Daisy. I know your family does it too...but I can't. It ain't legal and law abidin', which is how I think I should live. Daisy: Well...if that's how you want to live your life...ain't nobody gonna stop you. Enos shrugs and Daisy comes closer to him. Enos: I just hope I can do it. Daisy: You can do anything you want to Enos. I believe in you. Enos: I'm glad someone does. Daisy: Oh Enos...If I can be the prettiest girl in Hazzard...you can be a lawman. Enos: Shucks Daisy...You already are the prettiest girl in Hazzard...but I ain't a lawman yet. Daisy: You will be someday. And I'll be right proud of you. Enos smiles and they sit together on the old blue blanket. Daisy had snuck out some food from the prom and they enjoy a moonlight picnic. Daisy: But Enos...where you gonna sleep? Enos: Oh I was just gonna sleep out here. Daisy: You can't do that. Enos: Done it before. Daisy: You ain't doin' it now. You can stay at our house. Enos: But... Daisy doesn't take 'no' for an answer and Enos stays at the Duke farm. Uncle Jesse is more than understanding, and lets Enos stay until the end of school. Then, Enos uses what little money he has left to buy a bus ticket to Atlanta. Jesse: Now, you have this just to get ya started. Enos: But Uncle Jesse... Jesse: Take it...and get a good honest job to pay for your schoolin' once you get there. Luke: Make us all proud buddy! Bo: (winks) And call us if you need anything. Daisy: (kisses him on the cheek) And don't forget to write. Make me proud Enos. Enos: I'll try Daisy...I'll try...

<FLASHBACK TO: 1972> A young Enos is sitting alone in the woods at his secret location. He knew this would happen. He mumbles to himself as he wraps himself in an old blue blanket and stares at a small pile of his belongings: a small fishing rod, tackle box, flashlight, three Eagleman comic books, and an old burlap bag of nickles and dimes. Enos: It's all I have left... Daisy: Enos? Enos you out here? Enos jumps up and spins around to find Daisy standing there in a frilly party dress. Enos: Daisy? Why ain't you at the prom? Daisy: Because Hughie don't know how to keep his hands to himself. Luke told me you weren't able to go so...I thought I'd come and...keep you company. Enos: Oh...gee...you didn't have to do that... Daisy: But I wanted to...and I figured you'd be here. Enos grins at her. She was the only other person who ever knew where this place was. Daisy: Enos? What's wrong? Enos: (sighs) Nothin'...nothin' I didn't expect anyway... Daisy: What happened? Enos: Well...I got thrown out of the house. Daisy: What? Why? Enos: My pa found this. Enos shows her a piece of paper. In the moonlight, Daisy barely makes out what it says. Daisy: But Enos...this is great! You've been accepted! Enos: I know it's good news...but Pa...Pa don't think so...he don't take kindly to me wantin' to be a lawman... Daisy: Oh Enos...He just needs to let you grow up and do what you want. Enos: I know...that's the problem...he thinks all I'm good for is making and running shine...like him and Rufus... Daisy: But if you don't want to... Enos: It's not an honest living Daisy. I know your family does it too...but I can't. It ain't legal and law abidin', which is how I think I should live. Daisy: Well...if that's how you want to live your life...ain't nobody gonna stop you. Enos shrugs and Daisy comes closer to him. Enos: I just hope I can do it. Daisy: You can do anything you want to Enos. I believe in you. Enos: I'm glad someone does. Daisy: Oh Enos...If I can be the prettiest girl in Hazzard...you can be a lawman. Enos: Shucks Daisy...You already are the prettiest girl in Hazzard...but I ain't a lawman yet. Daisy: You will be someday. And I'll be right proud of you. Enos smiles and they sit together on the old blue blanket. Daisy had snuck out some food from the prom and they enjoy a moonlight picnic. Daisy: But Enos...where you gonna sleep? Enos: Oh I was just gonna sleep out here. Daisy: You can't do that. Enos: Done it before. Daisy: You ain't doin' it now. You can stay at our house. Enos: But... Daisy doesn't take 'no' for an answer and Enos stays at the Duke farm. Uncle Jesse is more than understanding, and lets Enos stay until the end of school. Then, Enos uses what little money he has left to buy a bus ticket to Atlanta. Jesse: Now, you have this just to get ya started. Enos: But Uncle Jesse... Jesse: Take it...and get a good honest job to pay for your schoolin' once you get there. Luke: Make us all proud buddy! Bo: (winks) And call us if you need anything. Daisy: (kisses him on the cheek) And don't forget to write. Make me proud Enos. Enos: I'll try Daisy...I'll try...

I agree that the single sided discs are probably more expensive, but it does leave room for more pictures! Also, you wanna cheap box set? Shop at Wal-mart. Yes, they are taking over the world faster than JD Hogg, but man you get some good prices.

I agree that the single sided discs are probably more expensive, but it does leave room for more pictures! Also, you wanna cheap box set? Shop at Wal-mart. Yes, they are taking over the world faster than JD Hogg, but man you get some good prices.

However, in our fanfiction we had Bo and Luke hook up with girls from the series. Bo marries Jill Dodson from "One Armed Bandits" and Luke marries Amy Creevy from "Luke's Love Story" and Daisy of course marries Enos. The only new characters we made up are their kids.

However, in our fanfiction we had Bo and Luke hook up with girls from the series. Bo marries Jill Dodson from "One Armed Bandits" and Luke marries Amy Creevy from "Luke's Love Story" and Daisy of course marries Enos. The only new characters we made up are their kids.

We agree. We were looking at the episode list on tv.com and all the good ones are pre-season 7. The only season 7 ep we really like is (naturally) Enos and Daisy's Wedding (and even that one could use a better ending), which probably should have been the last one. If it was, maybe they would've tied the knot instead of making lame excuses (hives my foot!) Jam: Oh Amanda will you give it a rest! Amanda: I'm still bitter

We agree. We were looking at the episode list on tv.com and all the good ones are pre-season 7. The only season 7 ep we really like is (naturally) Enos and Daisy's Wedding (and even that one could use a better ending), which probably should have been the last one. If it was, maybe they would've tied the knot instead of making lame excuses (hives my foot!) Jam: Oh Amanda will you give it a rest! Amanda: I'm still bitter

Ha! Finally got the top score! Pbbbtttt

Ha! Finally got the top score! Pbbbtttt

Well, we don't particulary care for Dallas...but our Mom sure does. In fact, Mom had to take Dad to a doctor's appointment this afternoon and Amanda had to sit through Dallas so she could tell Mom how Ray's trial turned out. He was acquitted. We have noticed some similarities in both being 80's southern type shows, but some things you pointed out are new to us. We've thought of several Dallas/Dukes crossover ideas, but none were really good enough to write down. One involved Enos meeting the people on Knots Landing in California. Is is true Sonny Shroyer guest starred on Knotts once?

Well, we don't particulary care for Dallas...but our Mom sure does. In fact, Mom had to take Dad to a doctor's appointment this afternoon and Amanda had to sit through Dallas so she could tell Mom how Ray's trial turned out. He was acquitted. We have noticed some similarities in both being 80's southern type shows, but some things you pointed out are new to us. We've thought of several Dallas/Dukes crossover ideas, but none were really good enough to write down. One involved Enos meeting the people on Knots Landing in California. Is is true Sonny Shroyer guest starred on Knotts once?

Amanda'd go with either Cooter or Bo. Jam'd go with Cooter or Luke, she's rather partial towards Luke. Rosco'd be a fun date though, but he's so...old.

Amanda'd go with either Cooter or Bo. Jam'd go with Cooter or Luke, she's rather partial towards Luke. Rosco'd be a fun date though, but he's so...old.

We just got ours at Wal-Mart too. But we gotta wait 'til Dallas is over before we can watch the extras unless we wanna go downstairs. Mom lets nothing come between her and Dallas All we like about Dallas is the theme music. The new box set does look good though. Too bad Enos ain't in it (Jam: Oh will you get over it!)

We just got ours at Wal-Mart too. But we gotta wait 'til Dallas is over before we can watch the extras unless we wanna go downstairs. Mom lets nothing come between her and Dallas All we like about Dallas is the theme music. The new box set does look good though. Too bad Enos ain't in it (Jam: Oh will you get over it!)

Enos is waiting up for his daughter when she gets home. Lily: Hi Dad. Enos: Hey sweetie. How was it? Lily: (sitting next to him) Well, I had fun. I don't think Jonathan did. Enos: (raising an eyebrow) Little too country for him? Lily: Oh Dad, he called us a bunch of hicks. Enos: (sighs) I figured he might. Lily: Anyhow, I dumped him. Enos: (grins) Good for you darlin'. I didn't like him anyway. Lily: (laughs) Oh Dad! You never like the guys I go out with! Enos: Now that ain't true. I like that T.J. fella... Lily: DAD! Enos: (sighs) Too bad you don't. Lily: I'd have been better off with him though. But he wasn't there. I had to dance with Jethro and Rosco. Enos: Jethro I can understand but...Rosco? Lily: Well...he seemed lonely. Enos: Well he's always been that way. That's why he has a dog. But I think he's a little old for you. Lily: Oh I know that. That's what he said. He's really funny. Enos: Always has been. Lily: And he said you're a dipstick. Enos: (laughs) Some things never change. Lily: Uncle Luke keeps saying that something changed about you. Enos: Now you never mind that. Lily: But what's he talking about? Enos: NEVER YOU MIND! Lily: What? I suppose it's "official police business" ? Enos: No no...did I ever tell you about my prom night? Lily: I thought you didn't go? You and mom had a picnic instead. Enos: That's right...once she found me...

Enos is waiting up for his daughter when she gets home. Lily: Hi Dad. Enos: Hey sweetie. How was it? Lily: (sitting next to him) Well, I had fun. I don't think Jonathan did. Enos: (raising an eyebrow) Little too country for him? Lily: Oh Dad, he called us a bunch of hicks. Enos: (sighs) I figured he might. Lily: Anyhow, I dumped him. Enos: (grins) Good for you darlin'. I didn't like him anyway. Lily: (laughs) Oh Dad! You never like the guys I go out with! Enos: Now that ain't true. I like that T.J. fella... Lily: DAD! Enos: (sighs) Too bad you don't. Lily: I'd have been better off with him though. But he wasn't there. I had to dance with Jethro and Rosco. Enos: Jethro I can understand but...Rosco? Lily: Well...he seemed lonely. Enos: Well he's always been that way. That's why he has a dog. But I think he's a little old for you. Lily: Oh I know that. That's what he said. He's really funny. Enos: Always has been. Lily: And he said you're a dipstick. Enos: (laughs) Some things never change. Lily: Uncle Luke keeps saying that something changed about you. Enos: Now you never mind that. Lily: But what's he talking about? Enos: NEVER YOU MIND! Lily: What? I suppose it's "official police business" ? Enos: No no...did I ever tell you about my prom night? Lily: I thought you didn't go? You and mom had a picnic instead. Enos: That's right...once she found me...