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Jonathan escorts Lily into the prom and certainly gains attention from a number of people. Regina: Who is THAT? Louie: Aw just some city slicker from California. Regina: What a hunk! Louie: Ahem...you happen to be MY date! Jethro: So that's the guy? Cherry: Yup. That's him. Jethro: I dunno. I think TJ'd be better lookin'. Cherry: I know that, but she don't. Jonathan: What is that guy wearing? Lily: Overalls. I warned you about this place being... Jonathan: A hick town? Lily: Hey! It's a small town...and very country...but these are good kids. Jonathan: As long as you don't turn into one of them. Jonathan is glaring over at Jethro, who's wearing overalls, a flannel shirt, and a bow-tie. Cherry is with him wearing an old blue dress with poofy sleaves and a fluffy knee-length skirt. Jonathan makes a face when Jethro and Cherry start a line-dance. Jonathan: What kind of dance is that? Lily: Line dancing. It's fun. Jonathan: (pulling her towards him) I prefer slow dancing myself. Lily: Well I don't. Rosco: (coming over) All right you two...no hanky panky now. Lily: (pushing Jonathan away) I agree. Rosco: Khee...your daddy'd be so proud. Rosco walks away while Jonathan shakes his head. Lily: Come on, I'll teach you to line dance. Jonathan: You go ahead. I'm getting some punch. Lily scowls at him and joins the line dance. Cherry: Hey Lily! Where's your date? Lily: Being a spoilsport. He don't know nothin' about country dancing. Jethro: He don't huh? Hey, you learn to two-step yet? Lily: No. Jethro: Here, I'll teach ya. Jethro teaches Lily the Texas two-step while Cherry investigates Jonathan. Cherry: Howdy there! Jonathan: Oh...hello. Cherry: How come you ain't dancin' with my cousin so I have to loan her my date? Jonathan: This just really isn't my thing. Cherry: Then just what is your thing? You drive a fast car? Play sports? Jonathan: I uh...who is that anyway? Cherry: (looks over shoulder) Oh that's Ol' Man Coltrane. He's the chaperone. He was sheriff before Lily's dad. Jonathan: (makes a face) He looks pretty old. So does that dog. Cherry: Well you ain't much for language. Jonathan: What? Cherry: If you're gonna say something like that, you should say "He looks older than dirt" or "Is he stuck in the 60's" or "Is that a dog or a poor excuse for a fur rug". Not just "He looks pretty old." Jonathan: Huh? Cherry: (sighs) My goodness, don't you city slickers read? That was in See Ran Oh De Ber Gee Rack. *** Jonathan: Uh...Yeah. (***Cyrano DeBergrac sp? A classic French novel) Jonathan goes over to find Lily. Lily: Well? You having fun? Jonathan: Not really. Lily: Well if you'd dance with me... Jonathan: Well if this place wasn't so full of hicks...even your chaperone has a hound dog in here! Lily: Excuse me? These people happen to be my friends! And that's my dad's old boss! Jonathan: (nods over) Well, that couple doesn't seem to bad... Lily: (looks over) THEM? That's Louie and Regina. They're the biggest snobs in the county! Jonathan: At least they dress decent. Lily: Look buddy-row! If all you care about is how people dress, you can just leave! Jonathan: Well excuse me then. Jonathan storms out. Cherry: Where's he going? Lily: I don't know and I don't care. Cherry: Well where are you going? Stealin' my date again. Lily: Nah. I'm gonna dance with the chaperone. Lily walks over to Rosco, who was dozing off. Rosco: Git git! Where's the fire? Lily: Hey Mr. Coltrane. Will you dance with me? Rosco: Git git...where's your date? Lily: He left. Rosco: Well ain't ya gonna go after him? Lily: No. He called us a bunch of hicks. Rosco: Hick sheriff am I? Well I can part his hair anytime! Lily: So will you dance with me? Rosco: I think I'm a little old for you darlin'. Lily: I know, but I don't think my dad would shoot you either. Rosco: Mmmmm...I think you're right. Rosco dances the two-step with Lily. Rosco: Um, you don't need a ride do ya? Lily: No, we came in my car. Rosco: All right. Now if you ever need anythin' you just call on Roscoooooo P. Coltrane. Lily: (laughs) You are funny. Dad always said you were funny. Rosco: Well you tell your dad he's a dipstick. Lily: I will.

Jonathan escorts Lily into the prom and certainly gains attention from a number of people. Regina: Who is THAT? Louie: Aw just some city slicker from California. Regina: What a hunk! Louie: Ahem...you happen to be MY date! Jethro: So that's the guy? Cherry: Yup. That's him. Jethro: I dunno. I think TJ'd be better lookin'. Cherry: I know that, but she don't. Jonathan: What is that guy wearing? Lily: Overalls. I warned you about this place being... Jonathan: A hick town? Lily: Hey! It's a small town...and very country...but these are good kids. Jonathan: As long as you don't turn into one of them. Jonathan is glaring over at Jethro, who's wearing overalls, a flannel shirt, and a bow-tie. Cherry is with him wearing an old blue dress with poofy sleaves and a fluffy knee-length skirt. Jonathan makes a face when Jethro and Cherry start a line-dance. Jonathan: What kind of dance is that? Lily: Line dancing. It's fun. Jonathan: (pulling her towards him) I prefer slow dancing myself. Lily: Well I don't. Rosco: (coming over) All right you two...no hanky panky now. Lily: (pushing Jonathan away) I agree. Rosco: Khee...your daddy'd be so proud. Rosco walks away while Jonathan shakes his head. Lily: Come on, I'll teach you to line dance. Jonathan: You go ahead. I'm getting some punch. Lily scowls at him and joins the line dance. Cherry: Hey Lily! Where's your date? Lily: Being a spoilsport. He don't know nothin' about country dancing. Jethro: He don't huh? Hey, you learn to two-step yet? Lily: No. Jethro: Here, I'll teach ya. Jethro teaches Lily the Texas two-step while Cherry investigates Jonathan. Cherry: Howdy there! Jonathan: Oh...hello. Cherry: How come you ain't dancin' with my cousin so I have to loan her my date? Jonathan: This just really isn't my thing. Cherry: Then just what is your thing? You drive a fast car? Play sports? Jonathan: I uh...who is that anyway? Cherry: (looks over shoulder) Oh that's Ol' Man Coltrane. He's the chaperone. He was sheriff before Lily's dad. Jonathan: (makes a face) He looks pretty old. So does that dog. Cherry: Well you ain't much for language. Jonathan: What? Cherry: If you're gonna say something like that, you should say "He looks older than dirt" or "Is he stuck in the 60's" or "Is that a dog or a poor excuse for a fur rug". Not just "He looks pretty old." Jonathan: Huh? Cherry: (sighs) My goodness, don't you city slickers read? That was in See Ran Oh De Ber Gee Rack. *** Jonathan: Uh...Yeah. (***Cyrano DeBergrac sp? A classic French novel) Jonathan goes over to find Lily. Lily: Well? You having fun? Jonathan: Not really. Lily: Well if you'd dance with me... Jonathan: Well if this place wasn't so full of hicks...even your chaperone has a hound dog in here! Lily: Excuse me? These people happen to be my friends! And that's my dad's old boss! Jonathan: (nods over) Well, that couple doesn't seem to bad... Lily: (looks over) THEM? That's Louie and Regina. They're the biggest snobs in the county! Jonathan: At least they dress decent. Lily: Look buddy-row! If all you care about is how people dress, you can just leave! Jonathan: Well excuse me then. Jonathan storms out. Cherry: Where's he going? Lily: I don't know and I don't care. Cherry: Well where are you going? Stealin' my date again. Lily: Nah. I'm gonna dance with the chaperone. Lily walks over to Rosco, who was dozing off. Rosco: Git git! Where's the fire? Lily: Hey Mr. Coltrane. Will you dance with me? Rosco: Git git...where's your date? Lily: He left. Rosco: Well ain't ya gonna go after him? Lily: No. He called us a bunch of hicks. Rosco: Hick sheriff am I? Well I can part his hair anytime! Lily: So will you dance with me? Rosco: I think I'm a little old for you darlin'. Lily: I know, but I don't think my dad would shoot you either. Rosco: Mmmmm...I think you're right. Rosco dances the two-step with Lily. Rosco: Um, you don't need a ride do ya? Lily: No, we came in my car. Rosco: All right. Now if you ever need anythin' you just call on Roscoooooo P. Coltrane. Lily: (laughs) You are funny. Dad always said you were funny. Rosco: Well you tell your dad he's a dipstick. Lily: I will.

It'll probably air again. Check the CMT website. We missed it and just caught the end no less than three times before we finally saw the whole thing.

It'll probably air again. Check the CMT website. We missed it and just caught the end no less than three times before we finally saw the whole thing.

The next day, Lily and Cherry are hanging out in the parking lot after school. Lily: Oh I'm so excited! Jonathan's coming here! Cherry: He still sounds all city slicker to me. Lily: Of course he is. Cherry: And didn't he go out with your best friend after you left? Lily: Well...I can forgive him for that. Cherry: I dunno Lily...I still think... Lily: I am NOT taking T.J. to prom! Cherry: Well I think you'd best let him know that. T.J. rides up on his dirt bike. TJ: Howdy ladies. I hear an old boyfriend of yours is coming. Lily: That's right. TJ: Well you have fun at prom then... Lily: You disappointed? TJ: Who me? Nah. I'll still be here when the city boy goes home. And I do aim to collect. Bye now. T.J. grins and puts his helmet on and rides off. Lily: He is one weird dude. Cherry: Oh you don't know the half of it. Lily: Anyway, I gotta get going. I'm picking Jonathan up. Lily drives to Sweetwater and up to the address Jonathan gave her. A well built teenager is waiting, carrying a garment bag. Jonathan: Well hey there baby. Lily: Hey there. You about ready to go? Jonathan: Sure thing. I got my tux here. Lily: Oh you handsome devil. I'll be the envy of all the girls when they got a load of you. Jonathan: I gotta pass inspection though huh? Lily: You know my dad. They head back to the house and Jonathan goes through the basic grilling from the Sheriff while Lily gets ready. Lily finally comes out in the shiny green dress. Jonathan: Wow! You look good. Enos: You sure did a good job on that honey, but ain't it a bit low-cut? Lily: DAD! Daisy: It's fine. Enos: But... Daisy: You two have a good time. Enos: But... Lily: Bye ya'll They drive off. Enos: I still think it's a bit low-cut. Daisy: Oh Enos, I wore dresses like that all the time. Enos: Exactly. Daisy laughs and smacks him on the shoulder.

The next day, Lily and Cherry are hanging out in the parking lot after school. Lily: Oh I'm so excited! Jonathan's coming here! Cherry: He still sounds all city slicker to me. Lily: Of course he is. Cherry: And didn't he go out with your best friend after you left? Lily: Well...I can forgive him for that. Cherry: I dunno Lily...I still think... Lily: I am NOT taking T.J. to prom! Cherry: Well I think you'd best let him know that. T.J. rides up on his dirt bike. TJ: Howdy ladies. I hear an old boyfriend of yours is coming. Lily: That's right. TJ: Well you have fun at prom then... Lily: You disappointed? TJ: Who me? Nah. I'll still be here when the city boy goes home. And I do aim to collect. Bye now. T.J. grins and puts his helmet on and rides off. Lily: He is one weird dude. Cherry: Oh you don't know the half of it. Lily: Anyway, I gotta get going. I'm picking Jonathan up. Lily drives to Sweetwater and up to the address Jonathan gave her. A well built teenager is waiting, carrying a garment bag. Jonathan: Well hey there baby. Lily: Hey there. You about ready to go? Jonathan: Sure thing. I got my tux here. Lily: Oh you handsome devil. I'll be the envy of all the girls when they got a load of you. Jonathan: I gotta pass inspection though huh? Lily: You know my dad. They head back to the house and Jonathan goes through the basic grilling from the Sheriff while Lily gets ready. Lily finally comes out in the shiny green dress. Jonathan: Wow! You look good. Enos: You sure did a good job on that honey, but ain't it a bit low-cut? Lily: DAD! Daisy: It's fine. Enos: But... Daisy: You two have a good time. Enos: But... Lily: Bye ya'll They drive off. Enos: I still think it's a bit low-cut. Daisy: Oh Enos, I wore dresses like that all the time. Enos: Exactly. Daisy laughs and smacks him on the shoulder.

We think the cover should just have one big picture of ENOS! After all, he does return to the Dukes in this season. Jam: That's Amanda's highly biased opinion, not mine. Amanda: Awww, come on! Anyhow, we think the set would sell better if they had the Enos series on it as bonus features. Jam thinks they're running out of things to have as bonus features and there's still three seasons left to go!

We think the cover should just have one big picture of ENOS! After all, he does return to the Dukes in this season. Jam: That's Amanda's highly biased opinion, not mine. Amanda: Awww, come on! Anyhow, we think the set would sell better if they had the Enos series on it as bonus features. Jam thinks they're running out of things to have as bonus features and there's still three seasons left to go!

Um, Brian? You're forgetting one thing. How can Coy cramp Vance's style? Vance ain't got none. However, in the immortal words of Uncle Jesse. "You know...it is kinda funny." :-)

Um, Brian? You're forgetting one thing. How can Coy cramp Vance's style? Vance ain't got none. However, in the immortal words of Uncle Jesse. "You know...it is kinda funny." :-)

The only reason we watched the Brady Bunch movies was because The Monkees were in it, at least three of them anyway. Sigh, Davy Jones.... So, we really can't hold it against anyone if they watch the new Dukes movie just for the General Lee or (gag) Jessica Simpson.

The only reason we watched the Brady Bunch movies was because The Monkees were in it, at least three of them anyway. Sigh, Davy Jones.... So, we really can't hold it against anyone if they watch the new Dukes movie just for the General Lee or (gag) Jessica Simpson.

Lily comes home after tearing around town in the yellow car and agreeing to race Cherry and Lucifer the next day. On one hand, she's rather cheerful about having a new car, on the other hand, she REALLY doesn't want to take TJ to prom. Lily comes in as the phone rings. Lucas answers it and hands it to her. Lily: What? Oh...Hello?...JONATHAN! Lucas makes a face and goes out back. Lily: Well of course I have an accent...Everybody here does... Tommy comes in with Daisy. Lily: Really? You're going to be in Sweetwater to visit your grandmother?...When? Daisy hushes Tommy and drags him into the kitchen. Lily: Oh Jonathan! That's prom weekend...I mean...if you...oh you would!?...Oh Jonathan, you've just made my day! Tommy makes gagging noises as Lily gets off the phone. Lily: Yeeee Haaaaa! I have a date to prom! Daisy: So I gathered. Lily runs outside and jumps in her car to go tell Cherry.

Lily comes home after tearing around town in the yellow car and agreeing to race Cherry and Lucifer the next day. On one hand, she's rather cheerful about having a new car, on the other hand, she REALLY doesn't want to take TJ to prom. Lily comes in as the phone rings. Lucas answers it and hands it to her. Lily: What? Oh...Hello?...JONATHAN! Lucas makes a face and goes out back. Lily: Well of course I have an accent...Everybody here does... Tommy comes in with Daisy. Lily: Really? You're going to be in Sweetwater to visit your grandmother?...When? Daisy hushes Tommy and drags him into the kitchen. Lily: Oh Jonathan! That's prom weekend...I mean...if you...oh you would!?...Oh Jonathan, you've just made my day! Tommy makes gagging noises as Lily gets off the phone. Lily: Yeeee Haaaaa! I have a date to prom! Daisy: So I gathered. Lily runs outside and jumps in her car to go tell Cherry.

Sigh, so guess I shouldn't complain for having "Eastbound and Down" stuck in my head after seeing Smokey and the Bandit. Still not sure what all the words are. Eastbound and down load em up and truck em We're gonna do what they say can't be done Long way to go Not much time to get there I'm eastbound and look at Bandit run!

Sigh, so guess I shouldn't complain for having "Eastbound and Down" stuck in my head after seeing Smokey and the Bandit. Still not sure what all the words are. Eastbound and down load em up and truck em We're gonna do what they say can't be done Long way to go Not much time to get there I'm eastbound and look at Bandit run!

We figured, why not? We copy and pasted the recipe from the "Dinner and a Movie" website. Enjoy! "Smokey And The Bandit" Breaker...Breaker Banana Cream Pie The perfect snack for those midnight stops...10 4 over and out. You will need: For the Pie Crust: 1 8 oz package chocolate wafers, finely ground 1/2 cup butter, melted 1/8 cup sugar 1 tsp cinnamon 1 egg white, beaten For the Filling: 3/4 cup sugar 5 tbl cornstarch 1/4 tsp salt 3 cups half and half 4 egg yolks, beaten 4 tbl butter 1 1/2 tsp vanilla 4 firm, ripe bananas in 1/4" slices juice of 1 lemon For the Topping: 2 cups whipping cream 1/2 cup flaked coconut, toasted 1 clever and irreverent CB handle to elevate you to folk hero status 1 persistent smokey on your tail Directions: 1. Make the crust. Preheat the oven to 350 - F. In a large bowl combine the ground wafers, melted butter, sugar, cinnamon and beaten egg white. Stir with a fork until evenly mixed and well moistened. 2. Empty the crust mixture into well battered 9" pie plate. Spread and pat mixture evenly over the sides and bottom of the pie plate and bake 10 minutes until firm. 3. Make the Filling. In a medium, heavy bottomed saucepan sift together the sugar, cornstarch and salt. Slowly whisk in the milk and the egg yolks and continue whisking until creamy and free of lumps. 4. Place the egg and milk mixture over a medium heat and bring to a boil while whisking constantly. Reduce heat to a low simmer and continue to whisk and cook another 2 to 3 minutes. 5. Pour the hot mixture into a mixing bowl, stir in the vanilla and butter and sprinkle with sugar. Cover with plastic wrap and set aside to cool for 20 minutes before filling the pie shell (the plastic wrap should lie directly on the pudding surface to prevent a skin from forming.) 6. Slice the bananas crosswise into 1/4" slices and toss with the lemon juice. 7. Fill the pie: Spread 1/3 of the filling in the bottom of the pie crust and arrange 1/2 the sliced bananas evenly over the filling. Spread another third of the filling over the banana layer and top with the remaining bananas. Finish by topping the remaining filling and dusting with a little toasted coconut. Refrigerate at least 1 1/2 hours or until the filling has set. 8. Combine the cream and the coconut and whip until thickened but not stiff. Spoon coconut cream over each slice and eat rapidly. 9. Finish your coffee, tip the waitress and hop back in your 14 wheeler and remember good buddy, old truckers never die- they just get a new peter built.

We figured, why not? We copy and pasted the recipe from the "Dinner and a Movie" website. Enjoy! "Smokey And The Bandit" Breaker...Breaker Banana Cream Pie The perfect snack for those midnight stops...10 4 over and out. You will need: For the Pie Crust: 1 8 oz package chocolate wafers, finely ground 1/2 cup butter, melted 1/8 cup sugar 1 tsp cinnamon 1 egg white, beaten For the Filling: 3/4 cup sugar 5 tbl cornstarch 1/4 tsp salt 3 cups half and half 4 egg yolks, beaten 4 tbl butter 1 1/2 tsp vanilla 4 firm, ripe bananas in 1/4" slices juice of 1 lemon For the Topping: 2 cups whipping cream 1/2 cup flaked coconut, toasted 1 clever and irreverent CB handle to elevate you to folk hero status 1 persistent smokey on your tail Directions: 1. Make the crust. Preheat the oven to 350 - F. In a large bowl combine the ground wafers, melted butter, sugar, cinnamon and beaten egg white. Stir with a fork until evenly mixed and well moistened. 2. Empty the crust mixture into well battered 9" pie plate. Spread and pat mixture evenly over the sides and bottom of the pie plate and bake 10 minutes until firm. 3. Make the Filling. In a medium, heavy bottomed saucepan sift together the sugar, cornstarch and salt. Slowly whisk in the milk and the egg yolks and continue whisking until creamy and free of lumps. 4. Place the egg and milk mixture over a medium heat and bring to a boil while whisking constantly. Reduce heat to a low simmer and continue to whisk and cook another 2 to 3 minutes. 5. Pour the hot mixture into a mixing bowl, stir in the vanilla and butter and sprinkle with sugar. Cover with plastic wrap and set aside to cool for 20 minutes before filling the pie shell (the plastic wrap should lie directly on the pudding surface to prevent a skin from forming.) 6. Slice the bananas crosswise into 1/4" slices and toss with the lemon juice. 7. Fill the pie: Spread 1/3 of the filling in the bottom of the pie crust and arrange 1/2 the sliced bananas evenly over the filling. Spread another third of the filling over the banana layer and top with the remaining bananas. Finish by topping the remaining filling and dusting with a little toasted coconut. Refrigerate at least 1 1/2 hours or until the filling has set. 8. Combine the cream and the coconut and whip until thickened but not stiff. Spoon coconut cream over each slice and eat rapidly. 9. Finish your coffee, tip the waitress and hop back in your 14 wheeler and remember good buddy, old truckers never die- they just get a new peter built.

We just saw Smokey and the Bandit last night on CMT...just about jumped out of our seats when we saw BEN JONES in an opening scene. Jam didn't recognize him with the moustache and Amanda had to point him out. We already knew about the scene with SONNY SHROYER and were disappointed that he never takes those goggles off. Also, he does a better funny cop than mean cop. It was funny when he said "Thanks a lot!" after falling into large puddle on his bike. We tried to find a young John Schnieder, but alas, it was all in vain. We also noticed a lot of Dukes connections, such as, The Bandit's real name is Bo, Snowman's name is Cletus, obviously Big ENOS Burdette (rest in peace), and Fred being a basset hound (although a much larger one than Flash). There were also a lot of familar CB talk and car wrecks ( the top of a patrol car being stripped off). Oh yeah, definately a good movie. We saw it the first time years ago on "Dinner and a Movie" and our sister Deb, we believe, still has the recipe for "Breaker Breaker Banana Cream Pie." As we recall, it was delicious. We'll have to make it again.

We just saw Smokey and the Bandit last night on CMT...just about jumped out of our seats when we saw BEN JONES in an opening scene. Jam didn't recognize him with the moustache and Amanda had to point him out. We already knew about the scene with SONNY SHROYER and were disappointed that he never takes those goggles off. Also, he does a better funny cop than mean cop. It was funny when he said "Thanks a lot!" after falling into large puddle on his bike. We tried to find a young John Schnieder, but alas, it was all in vain. We also noticed a lot of Dukes connections, such as, The Bandit's real name is Bo, Snowman's name is Cletus, obviously Big ENOS Burdette (rest in peace), and Fred being a basset hound (although a much larger one than Flash). There were also a lot of familar CB talk and car wrecks ( the top of a patrol car being stripped off). Oh yeah, definately a good movie. We saw it the first time years ago on "Dinner and a Movie" and our sister Deb, we believe, still has the recipe for "Breaker Breaker Banana Cream Pie." As we recall, it was delicious. We'll have to make it again.

You oughta meet my old roommate. She believes Spongebob is the Antichrist. Wouldn't want that song in my head either.

You oughta meet my old roommate. She believes Spongebob is the Antichrist. Wouldn't want that song in my head either.

It looks like it was taken during the filming of "Welcome Back Bo and Luke" the only episode in history with Coy, Vance, Bo and Luke in it. Cletus had already disappeared by this time and wouldn't show up again until the reunions.

It looks like it was taken during the filming of "Welcome Back Bo and Luke" the only episode in history with Coy, Vance, Bo and Luke in it. Cletus had already disappeared by this time and wouldn't show up again until the reunions.

Lily drives the car to school the next day and as expected, T.J. is waiting for her. T.J.: Well? What do you think? Lily: All right, all right. You win. T.J.: Of course. Lily: So? T.J.: So what? Lily: I believe I owe you something. T.J.: Oh that... T.J. grins and raises his eyebrows and then walks away. Lily: Fine...be that way. Cherry: (running up) Hey there! Wow! He actually did it! Lily: (getting out and slamming the door) Yeah, yeah, he did it. Cherry: Which means uh...you lost. Lily: I lost. Cherry: But you got a car...and a date to prom. Lily: I do not have a date to prom! There's no way... Cherry: Hey, at least he's better than Louie. Lily chases Cherry into the building and only stops when she sees the hall monitor and goes to class.