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If any of y'all are on Facebook I would watch what you say and do over there. They have ridiculous community standards. I keep getting incarcerated for quoting Sheriff Buford T. Justice in the SATB groups. It happens to other members. So if I were y'all, I'd all do your quotes here in the SATB movie forum. Meadowmufn has reasonable policies here. As long as we censor the bad language in it with * and other symbols to spell it out, she does not care in the least. We can quote shows or movies here until our hearts are content. I am quoting here from now on. Tired of being arrested so am keeping it off of Facebook from now on. I hope y'all do the same.

FB bites A## !! It's run by a Communist and is anti-free speech....unless it's what THEY agree with! The last time I checked, there is nothing free about that!

Hello, I was looking to see if anyone had the radio shack teardrop antenna base and what the measurements were for it? I have seem some pictures of it and some look way too big and some look way too small, thank you for any help

I have a SATB T-shirt with Buford saying "Yew sumb****!". I've continued your censoring as per this thread, although the shirt isn't censored. I only wear it to car events.

I like it when Buford tells Junior, there is NO WAY you could come from my loins! " Where ya goin' daddy?" " I'm goin' home to smack ya mama in the mouth!"

Cousin Hobie Hartkins yep!

(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee!" Boss Hogg:"Oh. It's the General Lee!" Rosco:"The General Lee!" Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spitin' dust back at you!"

Welcome to the HazzardNet! sure wish I could help. Andrew might know. Hey Andrew, ya got your ears on?

If it wasn't for this thread, I wouldn't have understood this joke that I saw earlier. I assume there's room for five passengers!

Overview: The sheriff's car is less detailed then the AutoWorld General Lee making it also cheaper. As you can see this model has Dodge lettering on the front where the one in the series didn't. also this model has an antenna which it should not have. According to different sources (James Best's Website and HazzardNet) it is either right or wrong that it is a 1974 Doge Monaco. The only changes I could find between an 1974 and a 1975 Dodge Monaco is that the chrome bulge above the front headlights do not exist on the 1975 Dodge Monaco. Thus making this model the wrong year as the one in the tv series didn't have the bulge. As you can see this model has greenish windows, this is definitely wrong. The version released with the gumball lights had the the right color windows. Also visible in this picture is that the left rear doors handle isn't chromed while the one on the other side is chromed, if this is with all models or just mine I do not know. Decals: The decals of this model are very detailed. Although very detailed the 'T' in 'COUNTY' and the 'SHERIFF' lettering seem to be not thick enough. This decal is very nicely made but should not be here, the Georgia Monaco's only had a Sheriff decal on the back of the car where it says Dodge on this model. Also, while looking at the bumper it seems Rosco had already driven the car before I got it as there is a black patch on the chrome bumper.

I think the outcome purely depends on the type of contest. The General is more visibly impressive doing 180's, due to the longer chassis. KITT, however, would trounce the General at a spelling bee. Ya gotta pick yer battles. Brian

Dude! That would totally leave KITT in the dust. But think about the gas mileage.

Howdy, JulieDuke - Yeah, it'd be great if my car could drive me home, in the event I had been out on the town and had too much to drink. 'Cept for one thing; it all comes down to whether or not I could trust the car. My car would amble down some godforsaken back road at 3 a.m., and then trigger the ejector seat and send me sprawling into a cornfield. I'd wake up the next day thinking a twister had hit. And is 325 mph any advantage, when the car can drive itself? For example, what am I going to do, if I want to go down the block for a hamburger, but the car decides that it would rather go to Boise, Idaho? I'd end up in Boise pretty darn fast. (Unless the ejector seat got activated en route, and then I'd have a new career as an astronaut.) Brian

RJ, I know what ya mean. The overall look of the car - stance of the wheelbase, the design of the chassis - speaks for it's street presence. But it's a good idea to have somethin' decent under the hood that compliments the exterior. MaryAnne, to reply to yer post while I'm at it .... yeah, your car probably would behave, if it was self-automated. Except for a few things: It would constantly be running itself through car washes, and admiring it's own reflection in store windows. If the paint got scratched, it would hightail itself over to an autobody shop and blow the horn until it was let in. If it saw a parade, it would jump in line and join it. Man, talk about vanity plates. Brian

>>Brian, you have wicked scene of humor. Who would want a car that would leave you stranded.<< You've never met Brian's car. My own car, which looks enough like KITT as it is and has it OWN way of back talkin' to me, would probably be fairly well behaved if self-automated. I think. Maybe. ROFL

Having a car that could drive itself would be neat to certain point. Like if the weather was bad, and the car brought itself to the door for ya. Or you could send the car out on errands, while you stayed home to enjoy another episode of Dukes of Hazzard. The downside is, not all self-automated automobiles would be as obedient as KITT. My own car, if self-automated, would probably wander off for an oil change at inopportune moments and leave me stranded. It would also play tricks on me, like re-parking itself once I walk into the store. I also wouldn't be surprised if it bullied small cars and chased them away from gas pumps. The ultimate worst-case scenario is the car getting more tickets on it's own, then I do with it. Try telling that one to the judge. Brian