quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee)

Maybelle:"Operator. Operator."

Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!"

Enos: [checking off something] "There you go."

[phone rings]

Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speakin'."

Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!"

Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey."

Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here tryin' to rob Boss Hogg's safe!"

Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!"

Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Waylon Jennings:"Daisy's just like all the Dukes. She could find trouble in paradise." (He says this after the bad guy sneak up on Daisy in Boss Hogg's Boars Nest office, when she's opening the place up for business. And the bad guy covers Daisy's mouth so she can't yell for help before they tie her up to Boss Hogg's barber chair.)

[Hobie Hartkins]

Ghost was one of the best episodes. That and too tooo many Roscos and a few others.

[Hobie Hartkins]

On 11/8/2021 at 5:21 PM, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 7 No More Mr. Nice Guy)

Boss Hogg:"Wait a minute! If she's your sister, that makes you my brother-in-law. I had no idea how low I'd really sunk."

This was another one of the better episodes! I thought it was funny!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Coy Meets Girl)

In the kitchen of the Duke Farm house Run away orphan girl Bobby Lee Jordan's dog Max is sitting on the floor beside the table, while Bobby Lee stands up off to the side. He looks at her with sad puppy dog eyes and an "Oooh you lied to the Dukes Shame on you mom!" kind of look. Bobby Lee Jordan:"Now don't make me feel any worse than I do already. If we're gonna stay outta that orphanage, I gotta keep my mouth shut!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Not sure the Season or Episode)

Boss Hogg:"Rosco P. Coltrane, Lulu Coltrane-Hogg, brother and sister! Just like their mother! Yuck!"

[HossC]

It's from 'Share and Share Alike' in season 4.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Find Loretta Lynn. Rosco & Enos spying on Dukes from the old Oak tree.) Enos:"My foot's asleep Sheriff." Rosco:"So's yer brain. Now you match on both ends!"

[Skipper Duke]

1 hour ago, HossC said:

It's from 'Share and Share Alike' in season 4.

Cousin HossC... Thanks! Yer the man!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 6 Enos's Last Chance) Rosco:"Boss, I got that killer Frank Scallion cornered and boxed in." Boss Hogg:"Oh you got him cornered huh!? Interesting, on account of that very same Frank Scallion just blew up Enos's car here in town! Only he did it under the name of SCANLON!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 6 Boss Behind Bars)

Enos:"You know Sheriff, I was just thinkin'-" Rosco:"Well, that's yer first mistake right there!" Enos:"I saw Mr. Hogg at the car, but I didn't actually see him do anything except bump his head." Rosco:"Enos? Are you now tryin' to tell me, that you think that little fat meadow muffin in there is innocent?" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Sheriff. I don't know. All I know, is a man's whole entire future is at stake."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Rosco wrapping Flash's Christmas present. "You gotta keep those beautiful brown eyes of your closed." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, that mangy animal don't ever open its eyes long enough to close 'em!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine)

Waylon Jennings:"Now, that thing might be slow, an' it might be ugly. But it's sure as shootin' gonna have to be dealt with. Probably at a bad time, in a bad place." He says this about the construction vehicle the bad guys try to stop the Dukes with.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 The Runaway)

PI Les Sloane:(on phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes)"Yessir Mr Holmes anything you say."(hangs up, says to partner Mitch Henderson)"Or his money says."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff) 

Boss Hogg:(seeing Rosco's Rolls Royce patrol car)"What kind of a nincompoop does this to a Rolls!?" Rosco:"This- A very very rich nincompoop!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 The Rustlers)

Burl Tolliver:"Boss Hogg an' the Sheriff. What do they want?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Well, I don't know. But, when you see J. D. smilin' like that, keep one hand on yer wallet."

[Hobie Hartkins]

1 hour ago, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 2 The Rustlers)

Burl Tolliver:"Boss Hogg an' the Sheriff. What do they want?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Well, I don't know. But, when you see J. D. smilin' like that, keep one hand on yer wallet."

This was one of my favorite! Along with when Roco says, " This is a kidnapping right? Wrong. How much do you want? Nothing. Well I can raise that! ....lol!!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Swamp Molly)

Uncle Jesse:"Are you sure you gotta do this Molly?" Swamp Molly:"I gotta make one last run Jess." Uncle Jesse:(opening moonshine Mason Jar and sniffing the contents)"She's prime."

[Hobie Hartkins]

Another one from Swamp Molly......" Ya Wanna Wrastle?"    ( cousin Alsice looksl ike somebody I remember from way back....)

[Spike]

On 12/7/2021 at 9:38 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

Another one from Swamp Molly......" Ya Wanna Wrastle?"    ( cousin Alice looksl ike somebody I remember from way back....)

Had a 'cousin Alice' in middle school, nobody bullied her, not even the boys because she was stood eye to eye or taller than most of the boys in school. She could spike a volleyball that you didn't want to be on the receiving end of it. 

[RogerDuke]

On 12/7/2021 at 9:38 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

 cousin Alsice looksl ike somebody I remember from way back....)

Oddly enough I thought the same thing. She does have a familiar look. She also looks a little like Mrs. Puff on SpongeBob. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

42 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

Oddly enough I thought the same thing. She does have a familiar look. She also looks a little like Mrs. Puff on SpongeBob. 

Was she on that show with Doris Day and Denver Pyle back in the 70's?  Where did  the new front for out web site come from? 

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 The Big Heist)Rosco:"What are you doin' up there on my hood? You look like a little fat hood ornament! Kew kew!"

[Hobie Hartkins]

I liked that one ! What about when he told Boss that he'd put his body in front and make an air bag?   

Edited December 11, 2021 by Hobie Hartkins

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 7 Cool Hands, Luke & Bo)

Boss Hogg:"Rosco, next time there's an election for village idiot, I'll manage your campaign!"