Skipper Duke Posted January 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 (Season 3 The Late J. D. Hogg) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Flash everybody's a dipstick! Except you and me I guess." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 (Season 4 Dukescam Scam) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Good thing he's gone. Cuz you woulda tore him limb from limb." Flash starts snoring. "No don't go to sleep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 (Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo) Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Hold it! Don't step over that line!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You think it's a trap?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"I don't know. But I know I ain't about to set foot in Osage County! But there don't seem to be nobody around." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You know Boss. I was just thinkin', if I tippy toe over there an' grab the Duke boys-" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Then I wouldn't have to give up these here 'shine contracts! Yeah. But we gotta do it quick." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Come on Bo!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:(grabbing Bo trying to pull him out of the General Lee. His arm comes off.) "That's a dummy!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Yeah! And so are we!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 (Season 1 Luke's Love Story) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Cooter! Gimme that! Where you been!?" Cooter Davenport:"Well, I just wanted to make a big entry. Besides, I had to get that off of Boss Hogg's mantle piece." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Will you git that messy piece of junk outta here before it starts drippin' oil all over the place!?" Cooter Davenport:"Awe! Don't worry about it Rosco. It's house broke!" Bo Duke:"Cooter, that ain't no way to treat yer bike!" Cooter Davenport:"Huh!? Oh. It wasn't mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 (Season 2 R. I. P. Henry Flatt) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Is that-? It couldn't be. But it is! That's a coffin! Enos, this is Rosco! That's a coffin!" Deputy Enos Strate:"That's a coffin! Sheriff, remember that APB we got about that body snatchin' case in Capital City?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah! An' we're gonna snatch the body that snatched the body! Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said "Was that you coffin!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 5 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said "Was that you coffin!" I've repeated this joke so many times! I wonder if it was around before it aired on this episode. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 6 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I've repeated this joke so many times! I wonder if it was around before it aired on this episode. Good question. RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 (Season 1 Repo Men) Luke Duke & Cooter Davenport driving in the Rolls Royce. Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah?" Cooter Davenport:"Whatcha think ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this?" Luke Duke:"Well, I ain't sure. But I know he'd be doin' it with somebody a lot prettier than you." Cooter Davenport:"Awe." Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke?" Luke Duke:"Yeah!?" Cooter Davenport:"If you can't make this thing go any faster than this, you mind if I just jump out, an' run ahead!?" Luke Duke:"Funny!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 (Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Luke Duke:"Who died!?" Uncle Jesse Duke"You've got the nerve to ask me who died!? Get to that barn you two! After all you two put me thru, I oughta take a switch to both of ya-" Bo Duke:"Uncle Jesse what are ya-?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Just get in there! Now then! Alright you two! Explain to me why yer alive praise the Lord, instead of dead and drowned no thanks to Rosco!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Luke Duke:"Who died!?" Uncle Jesse Duke"You've got the nerve to ask me who died!? Get to that barn you two! After all you two put me thru, I oughta take a switch to both of ya-" Bo Duke:"Uncle Jesse what are ya-?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Just get in there! Now then! Alright you two! Explain to me why yer alive praise the Lord, instead of dead and drowned no thanks to Rosco!" That was a rough episode to watch.....seeing everybody thinking the boys had passed on to Hazzard Heaven. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, RogerDuke said: That was a rough episode to watch.....seeing everybody thinking the boys had passed on to Hazzard Heaven. Yeah. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 It showed some really good acting skills from Denver and Jimmy. Them and Sorrel were the only 3 REAL actors on the show! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said: It showed some really good acting skills from Denver and Jimmy. Them and Sorrel were the only 3 REAL actors on the show! Actors? There were no actors. Hazzard County is real. The Dukes of Hazzard was television's first reality show. No other reality show after that was any good.....except Duck Dynasty and even that was no where's near as good as DOH Edited January 15, 2022 by RogerDuke Skipper Duke, Hobie Hartkins and Spike 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 (Season 2 The Rustlers) Lulu is going off on Boss on the phone. He gives his driver the CB "Here Alex. You listen to 'er for awhile!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Despite Boss having a driver since 'One Armed Bandits', this is the first time he's named. Shortly after this line, Boss is standing in front of a sign advertising the "Hazzard County Fair Mon Oct 30 - Sat Nov 11". Those days/dates line up to a 1978 calendar, nearly a year before this episode aired, but I suppose that makes more sense than setting it a couple of weeks in the future. Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 1/17/2022 at 2:23 PM, HossC said: Despite Boss having a driver since 'One Armed Bandits', this is the first time he's named. Shortly after this line, Boss is standing in front of a sign advertising the "Hazzard County Fair Mon Oct 30 - Sat Nov 11". Those days/dates line up to a 1978 calendar, nearly a year before this episode aired, but I suppose that makes more sense than setting it a couple of weeks in the future. How in the world did you catch that Hoss? Impressive! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 (Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:"Now I woulda joined in. But I just didn't wanna hurt my hands." (He says this when Bo & Luke are beating up the museum truck hijackers.) RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 (Season 2 Treasure of Hazzard) Waylon Jennings:"Friends, there ain't nothin' more awesome then a woman on the wrong end of a gun." He says this when the woman robber and her boyfriend steals the treasure away from the Dukes and Professor Bardsley. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 (Season 3 The Return of Hughie Hogg) Boss Hogg:"I'd like to thank my nephew Hughie Hogg fer donating to Hazzard County this brand spankin' new used fire truck!" Waylon Jennings:"Brand spakin' new used fire truck?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Boss Hogg said about taxi cabs in his Mel's Diner Alice appearance "Back in Hazzard we don't tip a taxi cab driver, unless he jumps a river or 2." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 (Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke) Waylon Jennings:"Old Sheriff Little has rigged an extra hundred horses under the hood, just fer times like this." Sheriff Little:"Pull over!" Waylon Jennings:"You know, by the time them boys get to the trial, the farm's gonna be gone, an' that brewery's gonna be sellin' beer on TV." Sheriff cuts off the General Lee, and drives off the bridge. Waylon Jennings:"Course, havin' extra horses don't mean no whole lot, unless you know how to drive." Sheriff Little:"I'm gonna get you!"(Makes fist, and waves it at Bo and Luke.)Luke Duke:"He don't look to pleased." Bo Duke:"I wouldn't be either. He's to big to be that mad." Luke Duke:"Let's get outta here!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 (Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Bo Duke:"Oh great! The dang bridge is washed out!" Rick:"We got 'em now!" Luke Duke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!" Bo Duke:"Well, wish me luck!" Luke Duke:"Bo!" Waylon Jennings:"Y'all are lookin' at a historic moment in Hazzard County. The first jump ever made by General Lee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 (edited) (Season 2 Duke of Duke) Luke Duke:"Well mercy me. Looks like that city slicker wants a race." Bo Duke:"Well now. We can't disappoint him can we? Hey I'll take it easy on him." Luke Duke:"Alright." Bo Duke honks the "Dixie" horn. City slicker grins changes into a faster gear, takes off. Bo and Luke are stunned that their Charger is left in the dust. Bo Duke:(Turns to Luke Duke)"Um. Well, I just hope we don't run into him at that race on Sunday." Luke Duke:(Turns to Bo Duke)"You can't hardly run into somethin' you can't catch up to." Edited January 26, 2022 by Skipper Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 (Season 4 Dukes in Danger) Hammer:"Leeman look what I found in there in them plowboy's closest. Take yer pick." Bo Duke:"Hey wait a minute. Them there's our clothes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 (Season 1 Mary Kaye's Baby) Cooter Davenport:"Some days ya just can’t cram it into second…Even if you double clutch it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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