January 28, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Mrs. Daisy Hogg) Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Oh no Rosco! You mud hole, you slapped them cuffs on me!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Ooh I didn't know they fit on yer pudgy little wrist! Kew kew!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"That's cuz you didn't use yer pudgy little brain! Now come on, git me outta this will ya? Before them Duke Boys escape!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Bad news, bad news!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Huh!?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"The keys are in the car."
January 29, 20224 yr Author Boss Hogg:"When I hear your response, it puts a lump in my wallet! Uh throat!"To the crowd at (1980s Hazard Kentucky Black Gold Festival) Yes Hazard is a single z in this case.
January 29, 20224 yr 2 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Boss Hogg:"When I hear your response, it puts a lump in my wallet! Uh throat!"To the crowd at (1980s Hazard Kentucky Black Gold Festival) Yes Hazard is a single z in this case. I remember when all the stars went there. I bet the folks of Hazard are still talking about it.,
January 30, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Dukes in Danger) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"He's got money. He's got more than you could spend, I could spend or even Flash could spend." Hammer:"Where?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"It's right around here in his-" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I didn't say "Tummy!" Leeman(Patting Boss Hogg's tummy):"Well, well, well! So this ain't all belly?"(Finds money belt, starts counting the money)"Jackpot!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco, if we get outta this alive, I'm gonna kill you!"
January 31, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 Gold Fever) Luke Duke:"The way that rear end was bottomin' out, they must have both Boss and Lulu in there."
February 4, 20224 yr Author (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir."
February 4, 20224 yr Author Mobster Black Jack Bender when he had to ride in the General Lee in Season 2 episode The Meeting. "I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open."
February 5, 20224 yr 11 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir." I hated it when the boys fought,
February 5, 20224 yr Author 12 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I hated it when the boys fought, Cousin Roger yep!
February 5, 20224 yr 12 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir." One of my top 5 least fav. episodes. I bet I haven't seen it more then 5 times. I gotta fig. out what to do about my season 4....The Dukescam Scam....it started getting hung....feeze frame and then it just went black....the rest of the DVD is fine though. So I don'r know. Right now I'm watching Shine On Hazzard Moon.
February 5, 20224 yr Author 1 minute ago, Hobie Hartkins said: One of my top 5 least fav. episodes. I bet I haven't seen it more then 5 times. I gotta fig. out what to do about my season 4....The Dukescam Scam....it started getting hung....feeze frame and then it just went black....the rest of the DVD is fine though. So I don'r know. Right now I'm watching Shine On Hazzard Moon. Cousin Hobie yeah. Luke turned into jerk in the episode Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke. Insulted Uncle Jesse's cooking etc.
February 5, 20224 yr I think Tom Wopat is fairly much an asshole hiimself, from the best I can figure, though he does seem to have more sense than John, Jimmy and the rest. Even with being an alcoholic and a druggie, he STILL has $6 million....more than any of the rest! John Schneider is stupid with money. Even I have more money than he does! Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Hobie Hartkins
February 5, 20224 yr I'm watchin' Hector Farley right now....!! Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Hobie Hartkins
February 5, 20224 yr Author Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I agree with Cousin Roger Duke... Don't like when the boys fight. It makes me sad.
February 5, 20224 yr 33 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said: Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I agree with Cousin Roger Duke... Don't like when the boys fight. It makes me sad. That's one of the reasons Carnival of Thrills is one of, if not my very least favorite!
February 6, 20224 yr On 2/4/2022 at 8:28 PM, Hobie Hartkins said: I think Tom Wopat is fairly much an asshole hiimself, from the best I can figure, though he does seem to have more sense than John, Jimmy and the rest. Even with being an alcoholic and a druggie, he STILL has $6 million....more than any of the rest! John Schneider is stupid with money. Even I have more money than he does! I have no idea who these people are that you are talking about....and I don't want to know. They sound like a bunch of humans that make a lot of mistakes. Now, as for the folks of Hazzard County, they couldn't be more awesome.
February 6, 20224 yr Author (PlayStation 1 game The Dukes of Hazzard II: Daisy Dukes It Out) Waylon Jennings:"Yeah I know. It's a pretty spectacular jump. But just sit tight, an' we'll see how it turns out."
February 6, 20224 yr 14 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I have no idea who these people are that you are talking about....and I don't want to know. They sound like a bunch of humans that make a lot of mistakes. Now, as for the folks of Hazzard County, they couldn't be more awesome. The people in Hazzard I love...the actors...that's another story....perfect example: Ben jones GRRRR......Cooter Davenport, a great top notch guy!
February 8, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery) Boss Hogg:"If them Duke Boys are in there, our troubles are over! But we gotta be quiet. Just sneak up on 'em." Cletus runs into something making noise. Boss Hogg:"So much fer sneakin'!"
February 9, 20224 yr Author (Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Vance Duke:" How far back are Boss an' Rosco!?" Coy Duke:"A little more than spittin' distance. Why's that?" Vance Duke:"I wanna make sure they can't see us! Hold on."(Drives the General Lee into bushes and turns around, stops facing the road he just turned off of.) The bad guys, Boss and Rosco go whizzing by. Coy Duke:(Slapping his thighs)"Would you mind tellin' me what we're doin'!?" Vance Duke:"That road comes together again up near the bridge. What do you say we let Boss an' Rosco catch those crooks for us?"
February 9, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Cooter Davenport:"Sorry about that buddy! But what can I say you know?" Russ Mitchell:"Don't worry about it mister, I'm in a hurry-" Cooter Davenport:"I bet you the ladies are waitin' fer those foxes an' minks there in a hurry too huh?" Russ Mitchell slams van door shut. Cooter Davenport:"Hey I'm sorry. Listen, I tell you what. I got a place in town, the Hazzard Garage. You uh, bring this by there, an' I'll fix this door, bumper, dent everything fer free huh?" Russ Mitchell:"Well, that's very kind of you. Thanks." Cooter Davenport:"Sure thing." Russ Mitchell:"See you later." Cooter & Russ shake hands, and Russ gets in the van drives away.
February 11, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 The Meeting) Luke Duke:"Jenson's bridge is still out you know." Bo Duke:"No sweat cousin. Cuz I jumped that crick a dozen times." Luke Duke:"But not with that limo right where you usually land!" Bad guys shoot at Bo & Luke. Bullet goes into General Lee's windshield. Bo Duke:"Them boys ain't kiddin'!" Waylon Jennings:"Don't ask me how it's gonna turn out. Yer on yer own. I don't know." Bo Duke:"Yeeeeaa-hoooo!" General Lee jumps creek, lands on other side. Luke Duke:"I don't know about you cousin. But I am sick and dang tired of runnin' away from these guys." Bo Duke:"You know, I think it's about time we showed 'em just what we can do."
February 11, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke) Boss Hogg:"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm just checkin' the small print!" Billy Ray:"We got Catfish! We don't need no small print!" Boss Hogg:"Alright, alright, alright! Everything looks in order here. Where do I sign?" Billy Ray:"You just sign right here."(Points to where Boss Hogg is supposed to sign.) Boss Hogg:"Alright. There you are. Everything is signed sealed and delivered." Billy Ray:"You signed where I signed!" Boss Hogg:"No I didn't! I signed by that x showin' me where to sign!" Billy Ray:"THAT x isn't there showin' you where to sign!" Boss Hogg:"It ain't? Well, what is it then?" Billy Ray:"That x?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! That x! What is it!?" Billy Ray:"That is my John Hancock!"
February 13, 20224 yr Author (The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1 game) Luke Duke:"Watch it Bo!" Luke Duke:"Dang it Bo!" Bo Duke:"Dog gone it Luke!" (The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox) Bo Duke:"We done picked ourselves up a tail!" Luke Duke:"Make like a dog, an' shake it! We don't want Enos cornering us in the junkyard!" Bo Duke:"Hang on cousin!" Balladeer:"Sit back an' relax folks, an' enjoy the show!" Luke Duke:"Enos is still behind us!" Bo Duke:"Dang that Enos! He's to good a driver fer his own good!" Luke Duke:"Need me to drive, grandma!?" Luke Duke:"Stop wreckin' this car Bo! You want it to end up in the junkyard!?" Edited February 13, 20224 yr by Skipper Duke Spelled good wrong
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