Skipper Duke Posted April 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 (Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again)Waylon Jennings:"Well, there he is again. Besides bein' mean as a snake, I wonder how come he knew the Duke Boys, and they didn't know him." Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Season 4(The Sound of Music, Hazzard Style)Bo Duke:(To Heep & Morton)"Y'all fasten yer seatbelts, we have just been cleared fer take off." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 I always thought the name " Heep" was a funny sounding name! Burton Glliam ( I 'm not sure how to spell his last name) played several times in the series and never seemed to be type cast! Heep.....his Irish counterpart would be called, " Heep O' Trouble! ( How's that one Hoss? ) Kind of like , What's Irish and sits on the back porch all night long?...........Patio Furniture!! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: I always thought the name " Heep" was a funny sounding name! Burton Glliam ( I 'm not sure how to spell his last name) played several times in the series and never seemed to be type cast! The actor is Burton Gilliam - his other Dukes appearance was as Tom Colt in 'Double Sting' (minus the mustache). Maintaining the "Colt" connection, he played the Colt gun salesman in 'Back to the Future III'. You may also know him from 'Blazing Saddles' or classic 80s shows like 'Knight Rider', 'The A-Team' or 'The Fall Guy'. 8 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: What's Irish and sits on the back porch all night long?...........Patio Furniture!! Or the Irishman who's always bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea! There's actually an Irish radio personality who goes by the pseudonym Rick O'Shea, which reminds me that there's a radio DJ from near here who now works in the UK who uses the name Robin Banks. Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hobie Hartkins Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I can tell he's Irish because his name is O'Shea. My favorite little, cute, short, Irish, leprachaun guy is Shaquille O'Neil. oh yea.;...he's definitely Irish! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 After Rosco deputizes Bo and Luke in 'Deputy Dukes' and promises that they'd be the only three to know... Rosco: "I gave you my word, didn't I?" Balladeer: "Now, about Rosco's word. He has to have somebody else call his dogs...because they don't even believe him anymore." Skipper Duke, RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 16 hours ago, HossC said: The actor is Burton Gilliam... You may also know him from 'Blazing Saddles'... With nothing good on TV last night, I decided to watch 'Blazing Saddles' again. I'd forgotten that Burton Gilliam had one of the lead parts and featured in a DVD extra documentary. Here he is in the movie. It's one of the screengrabs I posted in the Hazzard Square thread, because they used the Warner Brothers Western set which was next to Midwest Street at the time - see all the pictures here. RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 (Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)Bo Duke:"Hey y'all? What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke Duke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) (Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee)Phil:"What are we gonna do now Ernie? We ain't got no dynamite." Erine:"We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck." Phil:"What about her?" Ernie:"Don't worry, she ain't goin' anywhere." Phil:"Yeah. That's right. She ain't, is she?" Ernie:"Come on. Let's get outta here." Phil:"You bet." Edited April 12, 2021 by Skipper Duke Forgot to write the season and episode name RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) (Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle Tillingham: "Operator. Operator." Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!" Enos: [checking off something] "There you go." [phone rings] Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking." Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!" Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey." Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!" Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!" Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!" Edited April 14, 2021 by Skipper Duke Forgot to put " marks around Operator. Operator. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 (Season 1 The Big Heist)Boss Hogg:(On CB)"This is J. D. Hogg callin' Sheriff Rosco Coltrane. Over."(Boss getting impatient, when Rosco doesn't reply.)"Rosco, where in tarnation are you come in?! ROSCO???!" Rosco:"Yeah? Rosco here Boss. Hey Boss. That was a great idea of yours, puttin' that white tape on those no parking signs. We already made $30 this morning! And it's still early yet. Over." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, I don't care didly about $30! I just been robbed of $30,000 by Bo Duke! Over." Rosco:"Bo Duke? Are you sure Boss? Over." Boss Hogg:"Am I sure? Well, he just escaped in an orange stock car, with a big black and white 01 on the doors, and Luke Duke was drivin! Is that good enough for ya? Over." Rosco:"Kew kew kew! That's the Duke Boys! We got 'em! We got 'em! Over." Boss Hogg:"We got nothin' but a jackass for a Sheriff. Now, you listen, and you listen good! They was headed South on Interstate 104! That's where you'll get 'em, with my $30,000! And if that's no interest ti ya, just remember part of that money is yours!" Rosco:"Oh! It's that money?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Luke Duke:"Burt Reynolds never seems to get lost!" Bo Duke:"Well, he's got a moustache!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted April 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 (Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard) Enos Strate:(upon meeting alien)"Possum on a gum bush." Bo Duke:"That means "Hello." See, Enos is from another planet too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 (Season 5 Return of the Mean Green Machine) Boss Hogg:"Rosco, if you ever have to live your life over again, don't!" Rosco:"If I do, I hope I'm a duck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Boss: Rosco, if you ever run for Village Idiot, I'll mange your campaign! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 From 'Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane': Mama Coltrane: Rosco P. Coltrane, you can't get married. You ain't ready yet. Rosco: Well, Mama, I'm 48 years old. Mama Coltrane: True, but you still don't pick your clothes up...your socks don't match...and you still squeeze your toothpaste from the middle. Rosco: But, Mama, you don't understand, I want a wife! Mama Coltrane: When you was five, you wanted a fire engine...and look how fine you growed up without it. Rosco: All them other kids had a fire engine. Mama Coltrane: So now you got a police car. Eat! Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Great quotes.....I'd laugh but I'm out of my alloted reactions. Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 On 5/9/2021 at 9:33 PM, RogerDuke said: Great quotes.....I'd laugh but I'm out of my alloted reactions. Cuzin Roger me too. Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Season 5 Big Daddy) Boss Hogg:"Well, well, well, Mr. Jenkins! How are you?"(Quietly so his daddy won't hear)"I'll give you yer money later, now get the heck outta here!" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) On 5/13/2021 at 8:53 PM, Skipper Duke said: Cuzin Roger me too. I put one in for both of you! :0 Edited May 20, 2021 by Hobie Hartkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke) Cooter:"Uncle Jesse, they're gonna keep an eye on Daisy. But who's gonna keep an eye on them two?" Uncle Jesse:"Well, who do you think, dummy? Follow me." Cooter:"Who's gonna keep an eye on us?" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke) Cooter:"Uncle Jesse, they're gonna keep an eye on Daisy. But who's gonna keep an eye on them two?" Uncle Jesse:"Well, who do you think, dummy? Follow me." Cooter:"Who's gonna keep an eye on us?" I remember this one and it was a good one! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 (Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Luke Duke:"Awe awe!" Bo Duke:"Well, are we gonna go after 'em, or are we just gonna sit here all day!?" Luke Duke:"Well, it just so happens I left my car keys in my pants pocket, an' right now, I ain't got no pants pockets!" Bo Duke:"Since when do we need keys to start a car!?" Luke Duke:"Alright!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 (Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Bo Duke:"Well, why are we runnin' around lookin' fer clothes?" Luke Duke:"You got me. I learned somethin' though Bo. A man ain't truly been insulted until he's stood buck naked in front of a woman, an' she didn't even notice!" Bo Duke:"Or care!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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