Skipper Duke Posted August 24, 2020 Report Posted August 24, 2020 What is everyone's favorite DOH quotes? Quote
RogerDuke Posted August 25, 2020 Report Posted August 25, 2020 I wouldn't know where to begin. If I could only pick one it would be the Lucinda Meadows quote that is my signature. Do you have a favorite Skipper? Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Posted August 25, 2020 43 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I wouldn't know where to begin. If I could only pick one it would be the Lucinda Meadows quote that is my signature. Do you have a favorite Skipper? Cousin Roger... There's many great ones! To many to pick from! But I like Bo & Daisy's flirting on One Armed Bandits in the Boars Nest. RogerDuke 1 Quote
Burl Tolliver Posted September 9, 2020 Report Posted September 9, 2020 Not sure if I have it word for word, but it goes something like this: Boss: Oh, she was dippin' in the public till, was she? Oh my oh my. Is that what some people do? Rosco in the background: Ohhh, some people! Boss: Why, I never heard of such a thing! Rosco: Of course you have Boss. We do it all the time. Boss: Would you please! RogerDuke and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote
HossC Posted September 9, 2020 Report Posted September 9, 2020 Close enough. It's when Boss and Rosco meet Senator Maynard's assistant, Mr. Dugan, in 'Vance's Lady'. Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted September 11, 2020 Report Posted September 11, 2020 On 9/9/2020 at 1:50 PM, Burl Tolliver said: Not sure if I have it word for word, but it goes something like this: Boss: Oh, she was dippin' in the public till, was she? Oh my oh my. Is that what some people do? Rosco in the background: Ohhh, some people! Boss: Why, I never heard of such a thing! Rosco: Of course you have Boss. We do it all the time. Boss: Would you please! LOL Boss sure let Rosco get away with a lot. The writers were brilliant for making Lulu Rosco's sister. There was no way Lulu would ever let Boss fire her baby brother. Quote
Skipper Duke Posted September 11, 2020 Author Report Posted September 11, 2020 9 hours ago, RogerDuke said: LOL Boss sure let Rosco get away with a lot. The writers were brilliant for making Lulu Rosco's sister. There was no way Lulu would ever let Boss fire her baby brother. Yep! Quote
Skipper Duke Posted February 26, 2021 Author Report Posted February 26, 2021 Bo Duke:"You think I should bleed these brakes again?" Luke Duke:"If you don't relax, the only thing that's gonna do any bleedin' is yer nose. What's a matter with you anyways? Yer as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs." Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 27, 2021 Report Posted February 27, 2021 Yer as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs." In Psychology, it's a neurotic disorder, called a " Generalized Anxiety Disorder". I have this myself! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted February 27, 2021 Author Report Posted February 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Yer as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs." In Psychology, it's a neurotic disorder, called a " Generalized Anxiety Disorder". I have this myself! Oh no Cousin Hobie. Quote
Andrew D Charger Chaser Posted February 27, 2021 Report Posted February 27, 2021 I actually made a huge list of "Waylonisms" that takes up several pages, too long for here. But two from Rosco: "I caught them fighting like the third monkey on the gangplank of Noah's Ark!" (S4E1 "Mrs Daisy Hogg") Or: Cooter: "Well, what brings you out so early, Boss?" Rosco: "I'll tell you what brings him out. He knows you’re an early bird, and with him being a worm, he plans on catching you.” (S5E19 "Welcome Back Bo 'N Luke") Skipper Duke, RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 27, 2021 Report Posted February 27, 2021 15 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Oh no Cousin Hobie. yep...well it is what it is...cousin Skipper but living in Hazzard helps out quite a bit! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted February 27, 2021 Author Report Posted February 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said: yep...well it is what it is...cousin Skipper but living in Hazzard helps out quite a bit! Cousin Hobie cool. Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted February 28, 2021 Report Posted February 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: yep...well it is what it is...cousin Skipper but living in Hazzard helps out quite a bit! Being normal would be pretty boring so be thankful you're not normal Hobie. I bet I have a lot more things that make me "not normal" than you do. That's why people like being around me...,I'm not boring. Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 28, 2021 Report Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, RogerDuke said: Being normal would be pretty boring so be thankful you're not normal Hobie. I bet I have a lot more things that make me "not normal" than you do. That's why people like being around me...,I'm not boring. +1 Cousin Roger!! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 28, 2021 Report Posted February 28, 2021 Right now I'm watching Coy and Vance saving Boss' life from Boss Sharkey, et al.! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted February 28, 2021 Author Report Posted February 28, 2021 On 2/26/2021 at 5:05 PM, Skipper Duke said: Bo Duke:"You think I should bleed these brakes again?" Luke Duke:"If you don't relax, the only thing that's gonna do any bleedin' is yer nose. What's a matter with you anyways? Yer as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."(S1E7 Luke's Love Story) Quote
Skipper Duke Posted February 28, 2021 Author Report Posted February 28, 2021 Boss Hogg:"And fer savin' my life! Which is somethin' you should've been doin', if you would've been where you wasn't, an' these here Dukes were!" Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted February 28, 2021 Report Posted February 28, 2021 Cool Skipper! I'd give you an emoji but it's telling me I've used my limit.....please give me a sad face. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 1, 2021 Report Posted March 1, 2021 There's your sad face cousin! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted March 1, 2021 Author Report Posted March 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said: There's your sad face cousin! Cousin Hobie... I gave Cousin Roger a sad face too. RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote
Andrew D Charger Chaser Posted March 1, 2021 Report Posted March 1, 2021 Another from Rosco, from "Lawman of the Year": "Ugly baby! He fell through an ugly tree and hit every limb...." Spike, Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 3 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted March 1, 2021 Author Report Posted March 1, 2021 Boss Hogg:"Are you sure?" Rosco:"Of course I'm sure! I'm as sure as I know my own name!" Boss Hogg:"I was hopin' you were surer than that." Season 3 "The Hack of Hazzard" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted March 1, 2021 Author Report Posted March 1, 2021 Rosco:"I'd stake my reputation on it Boss." Boss Hogg:"Yeah? Well, that don't impress me none!" I think this also comes from Season 3 "The Hack of Hazzard" RogerDuke 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) Those are good ones.....edit...are those ghost emojis showing up on anybody else's screen? Edited March 2, 2021 by RogerDuke Skipper Duke 1 Quote
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