MaryAnne Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Oh yeah, I'm on a roll now you dang Dukes. Khee!Since Daisy likes hangin' out at the jail so much and wants to put some curtains on the window there, figured she'd like to be our next contestent on Who Wants to Stay in the Hazzard Jail! She's also under arrest for plottin' to use the horse linament in place of Daney's no bake cookie recipie. Right on into the cell there. No you can't have any needle an' thread and material to make some curtains. If you behave tho', I'll letcha have a cookie. Brian, tell her what she's won for bail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Poor Daisy Mae! I tried to warn ya though, Daisy, about makin' them curtains. Hope your stay ain't too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You might say it's curtains for Daisy, Garrett. Curtains! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Oh, I will name her bail, in good time. But since she's been admirin' the place so much from the outside, I'm gonna let her get a good look at the view from inside the cell. Maybe an overnight stay will make her think twice about tryin' to pull any shuck n' jives against the law.Plus, she's a Duke, and ya gotta maintain some substandards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is Daisy allowed outside snacks? *thinking of a nice chocolate cake with a file filling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 *stops at the stairs and listens. Then wonders if Daisy will be the first to resist going into the cell and make a break for it.* Sorry, Daisy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is Daisy allowed outside snacks? *thinking of a nice chocolate cake with a file filling*No. What do you think this is, the Holiday Inn? Besides, the jail food here comes fresh out of a can. Delicious, nutritious, government surplus, creamed chipped beef! Gravy's so thin, it hides the stale bread we serve it on.And our tapwater is fresh outta the faucet, served in a sanitized 4 ounce tin cup. Just like momma used to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 *wrinkles nose at the sound of the menu* Sorry Daisy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 No. What do you think this is, the Holiday Inn? Gravy's so thin, it hides the stale bread we serve it on. When I was locked up, Brian just poured water on my bread and called it gravy. It sounds like Daisy is gittin' herself real gravy. How's come she's gittin' special treatment?....especially since she had it comin' and I was innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You know the saying in Hazzard, Roger or did ya forgit? In Hazzard iffin you're a Duke you're guilty til proven innocent! Aint that right Maryanne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Haha.. That seems bout right to me TD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 No. What do you think this is, the Holiday Inn? Certainly not. The Holiday Inn is luxury, I tells ya! Luxury!You ain't seen nothin'Til ya beenIn a motel, babyLike the !No, the Hazzard Jail is much more like Heartbreak Hotel. You know where it is, right? It's down at the end of Lonely Street. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Certainly not. The Holiday Inn is luxury, I tells ya! Luxury!You ain't seen nothin'Til ya beenIn a motel, babyLike the !No, the Hazzard Jail is much more like Heartbreak Hotel. You know where it is, right? It's down at the end of Lonely Street. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!Was thinkin' more along the lines of Hotel California, Meadow. *sings*Welcome to the hotel californiaSuch a lovely placeSuch a lovely facePlenty of room at the hotel californiaAny time of year, you can find it here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 For someone who is being supposed arrested for something you didn't do, you're being pretty quiet about this Daisy. Which probably also adds upon the assumption that you like being in jail...that you started with the curtains. Hollar at me if you need help *whispers* escaping or anything like that. Though being locked up may be what you need right now...get away from Bo and Luke, plus gets you out of doing chores. Perhaps I should go mention that last part to the boys, that'd motivate them to help you escape all in itself since it is probably them doing laundry and dishes and all your other chores. No wonder why you're enjoying the solitude so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 For someone who is being supposed arrested for something you didn't do, you're being pretty quiet about this Daisy. Which probably also adds upon the assumption that you like being in jail...that you started with the curtains. Hollar at me if you need help *whispers* escaping or anything like that. Though being locked up may be what you need right now...get away from Bo and Luke, plus gets you out of doing chores. Perhaps I should go mention that last part to the boys, that'd motivate them to help you escape all in itself since it is probably them doing laundry and dishes and all your other chores. No wonder why you're enjoying the solitude so much. Hee hee.. Yeah, I think your right Garrett, I think she's ENJOYING her stay in the Iron Bar Motel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Hee hee.. Yeah, I think your right Garrett, I think she's ENJOYING her stay in the Iron Bar Motel!I think she's enjoying her stay too! But we can't have a freeloadin' Duke in heah all weekend. Because we have others to arrest yet. KHEE!First, though, Daisy Mae's bail ! Since there was some singin' earlier, let's see if your pipes are up to the test. For your bail, Daisy Mae, I want you to sing a Dolly Parton song. You get to pick the song...just make it pretty! If you sing good enuff, you'll be free to go.Sing bad, and you'll halfa git locked up in the supply closet, since we're gonna need this cell for our next Duke. Er, I mean, lawbreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Daisy sure is exercising her right to remain silent.Maybe after we hear her sing we'll wish she would have exercised that right a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaisyMaeDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 *goes into the cell with her head high* Good thing I brought my harmonica *sits down stretching long legs out resting her heels on the bars* I'm gonna write me a song about this enriching experience.... *starts to play though stops as she hears her bail* why sure sugar...I know em all by heart...just lemme think of a good one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Today must be Daisy's birthday.(LOL....I saw that episode too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 *standing by the stairs, hoping Daisy can make bail* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaisyMaeDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 It is....shouldn't you be bringing me a change of clothes and a flower for my hair Uncle Roger? So....a song....hmmmm... *takes harmonica trying a note* meee meee....*shakes head* No to high.....*tries again* Meee meee...there we go....got my song now....y'all ready?*clears throat walking to the bars looking straight at Enos as she starts to sing*Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb I was soft inside, there was somethin' going on *giggles a little enjoying how wide his eyes were getting*You do something to me that I can't explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain Every beat of my heart We got somethin' goin' on Tender love is blind It requires a dedication All this love we feel Needs no conversation We ride it together, ah-ah Makin' love with each other, ah-ah *Enos by now had turned a bright crimson color, hives starting to form all over him*Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in-between How can we be wrong Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah *giggles as Enos seems to forget how to breathe and at the word "lover" falls to the floor in a faint*I can't live without you if the love was gone Everything is nothin' if you got no one And you did walk in tonight Slowly loosen' sight of the real thing But that won't happen to us and we got no doubt Too deep in love and we got no way out And the message is clear This could be the year for the real thing No more will you cry Baby, I will hurt you never We start and end as one, in love forever We can ride it together, ah-ah Makin' love with each other, ah-ah Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in-between How can we be wrong Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah Sail away Oh, come sail away with me Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in-between How can we be wrong Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in-between How can we be wrong Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah *finishes her song watching as the others try to bring Enos around* How was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Sounded good to me if it was upto me I'd say you made bail *smiles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jami Lee Hogg Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 If it was up to me i'd let you out too. It sure was prutty song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Way to go Daisy...sounded good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 *whistles*It was nice Daisy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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