January 21, 20224 yr Bandit:"For the good old American life, For the money, For the glory, and For the fun. Mostly for the money."
January 21, 20224 yr Bandit:"We ain't never not made it yet have we?" Snowman:"Well....no." Bandit:"Well there you go."
January 24, 20224 yr Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(To counter lady):"Lemme have a Diablo Sandwich a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry!" (Runs to door. Asks son Jr.)"You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Some Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"
January 24, 20224 yr Snowman:"We got a problem. Then Smokey’s got the CBS in the car now." Bandit:"I know that. Haven’t worked that out yet." Bandit:"How bout this. If I say go to channel 21. Forget it go to 19 If I say go to channel 6. Forget it go to 3 If I say go to channel 2. Go to channel 1." Snowman:"How ever. If we stay on the odd channels. Switch everytime. Start in the basement. That’s work too." Bandit:"Let’s haul @$$!"
January 24, 20224 yr Once again you've missed out a lot of the quote and you've also attributed some of the lines to the wrong people. Can you either make your quotes accurate or make it clear that you're paraphrasing? The scene, which takes place just after Cledus (and the audience) first see the Trans Am, actually plays out like this: Snowman: Now, you know them Smokeys they got them CBs in the car now? You know that? Bandit: I know that, I know that, I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinkin' about it. Snowman: Hey. Bandit: You got an idea? Snowman: I got an idea. Bandit: Yeah? Snowman: Why don't we do this? If I say go to channel 21, forget it. We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19. Bandit: 21 is 19? Snowman: 21 is 19. And if I say go to channel six, forget it. We go to three. Bandit: I don't go to six, I go to three? Snowman: You go to three. Bandit: Perfect. Snowman: And if I say go to channel two, we gonna go to channel one. Bandit: Two is one. Snowman: See, that'll confuse everybody. Bandit: That'll confuse 'em. On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels, switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work, too, ha?. That'd do it, too, wouldn't it? Snowman: Well, yeah, yeah, that'd work too, I guess. Bandit: Let's haul ass. Snowman: OK.
January 25, 20224 yr Snowman:“Well the more wheels you got, the better I like it. I am the brother of a truck drivin’ mother. Boogity, boogity, boogity,boogity.”
January 25, 20224 yr Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Don’t you ever ever raise your voice to me! Do you know who you’re talking to?!? I happen to be Buford T Justice! A distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority! One of the most highly respected law enforcement agents in the United States of America! That vehicle happens to be evidence! Valuable evidence that’s gonna convict a maniac! That I’ve been trying to apprehend and that I have been in high speed pursuit of for 700 miles! He is wanted for the Mann act, kidnapping and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers!"
January 25, 20224 yr 17 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Doctor:"The lady is gonna have a baby! She cannot be moved for 24 hrs.!" For anyone who hasn't seen 'Smokey and the Bandit II', the doctor was talking about Charlotte the elephant.
January 29, 20224 yr Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"This is sheriff Buford T Justice again I lost that trans am set up a road block!"
February 6, 20224 yr Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Lady in a wedding dress?" Young Punk:"Yessir." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get into a car?" Young Punk:"Yessir." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"See who was drivin'?" Young Punk:"No sir." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"License number?" Young Punk:"Yessir. B a n dash O n e. Ban One."
February 6, 20224 yr You missed out some of Buford's best lines from that scene! It's when Buford and Junior find Carrie's abandoned car, which is in the process of being stripped by three punks. [Buford and Junior approach, unheard by the punks. Buford lights a cigarette and then loudly snaps his lighter shut] Buford: Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. [To the first punk] Come here, son. [He knees the punk, who falls to the ground] Whoops! You look tired, boy. Rest yourself. [To the other punks] You punks look tuckered out, too. [All three punks turn and place their hands on the car. Buford kicks the third punk's backside] That's an attention-getter. Now, a lady in a weddin' gown. Punk #3: Yes, sir. Buford: Get in a car? Punk #3: Yes, sir. Buford: See who was drivin'? Punk #3: N-no, sir. Buford: Licence plate? Punk #1: Y-yes, sir. Georgia plates. "Ban-one." B-A-N dash O-N-E. Buford: All right. Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. There might be some vandals around who wanna steal somethin', so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home, don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it. [Buford and Junior leave] Punk #3: Hey, man, he's gone. Let's get outta here. Punk #2: S**t! You do what you want. I'm stayin' right here.
February 7, 20224 yr Snowman:"Move over a little bit good buddy cause the snowman is coming thru! Hold on to your ass fred." Bandit:"Damn were going to make it!"
February 8, 20224 yr Bandit:"Big town. What do you think they do for fun?" Snowman:"Oh sit around and watch the cars rust."
February 8, 20224 yr Wynette Snow:"Dammit, Bandit, *look at me!*" Bandit:[stops and turns wearily]"I find it hard to look at you, Wynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah."
February 8, 20224 yr What kind of dealings did those two have before this ? When Bo goes to Cletus’s house with the new truck he says there ain’t gonna be no more Snowman and the Bandit? Bandit also said I’ve done you wrong in the past?
February 8, 20224 yr Wynette:"Bandit you can't have him !!" Bandit:"Well obviously you can !! What are you trying to do start another race !!"
February 8, 20224 yr Jr. Justice:"You know daddy, I like this place. All the gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Why don't YOU move down here?" Jr. Justice:"Oh no daddy, I ain't never leaving home. That's a promise." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Don't you ever, EVER threaten your daddy like that again!"
February 8, 20224 yr Junior:"Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."
February 8, 20224 yr 10 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Wynette Snow:"Dammit, Bandit, *look at me!*" Bandit:[stops and turns wearily]"I find it hard to look at you, Wynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah." 10 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: What kind of dealings did those two have before this ? When Bo goes to Cletus’s house with the new truck he says there ain’t gonna be no more Snowman and the Bandit? Bandit also said I’ve done you wrong in the past? Just FYI, the Snows are Cledus and Waynette.
February 8, 20224 yr 46 minutes ago, HossC said: Just FYI, the Snows are Cledus and Waynette. Cousin HossC yep!
February 10, 20224 yr Junior the way things look I'm beginning to be deeply concerned. Fred this one's for you my boy Look out Junior! Are you all right Junior? Yeah You would be you sh**
February 11, 20224 yr "Uh I know you're in a little bit of distress here, but did you see a black trans am go by?" "He caused all of this, the Bandit. Ain't he something?" "The Bandit Ain't nothin, he's a mental case"
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