February 10, 200818 yr Well I bet the audience would like to know wouldn't y'all!? *encourages everyone to clap if they wanted to know*
February 10, 200818 yr Author *Glares at Daisy crossing his arms*Just hush!! I aint gonna tell no one!
February 10, 200818 yr Then I guess you leave it to our imaginations...hmmm...now that's a scary prospect, ain't it Lukas?
February 10, 200818 yr Author *Watches the two slumping down in the seat*Uncle Jesse....theys botherin me again....
February 10, 200818 yr They's two reason I like to use the outhouse. Furst of all, it don't make no sense ta walk all the way in the house when I gotta do my business and git back to work right quick. Second, I do my best stinkin' in the outhouse (I meant "thinking" but the darn backspace button ain't working so I can't fix it) Fer some reason, I feel young again in there. I reckon it's 'cause that's all I had as a young-un. I come up with my best ideas when I've feeling young. In fact, I gotta go now...I feel another great idea coming on......
February 10, 200818 yr *giggles at the thought of his best stinkin' happenin in the out house* So long as ya keep it there, I'm happy
February 10, 200818 yr Author ha-ha see there I aint the only one who still uses it!*covers nose*No wonder it smells bad when Im in there shewww!!
February 13, 200818 yr This question is for anybody who wants to answer it. When you pick up a newspaper, what's the first section you turn to?
February 13, 200818 yr I always look at the entertainment...and of course the gossip columns...Bo looks at the funnies...or no...wait...I meant Bo is funny-lookin...*giggles*
February 13, 200818 yr Author *Shrugs* Just the usual breaking news and maybe the classifieds or for sale ads *grins devilshly*
February 13, 200818 yr *scowls at Daisy*I do not look at the funnies...fact I dont really read the newspaper..s'borin
February 13, 200818 yr *scowls at Daisy*I do not look at the funnies...fact I dont really read the newspaper..s'borinWho is everybody favorite author then?
February 13, 200818 yr Luke that's an out an out lie, ya do so read. You read Charles Dickens remember, since ya know the Christmas story...and there were others that you mentioned to me as well...you do so read Lukas Dukas
February 13, 200818 yr Author Aint no lie...one book so sue me!!! Aint read nothin else, if I had its cause I been forced to read it...
February 13, 200818 yr *shakes his head*Folks, he's a dang liar. He reads books of his own free will when he wants ta. I can assure ya he's read more than one an' ain't no one forced him t'read it neither. Ain't that right Daisy?
February 13, 200818 yr He reads more than any of us, which accounts for his car magazines in the outhouse. If ya want my opinion, he probably had some Dickens out there too and just didn't wanna get teased so kept it hid...s'why he's so smart
February 14, 200818 yr Author *scratches his head sighing*Well....that may be true..but, I got most of my smarts from just plain old common sense...and Uncle Jesse!
February 17, 200818 yr Hello Everyone!I was SO upset to hear that Maudeen passed away. Now I'm bummed! But, it helps a little to know that you named another one Maudeen. If it's from Maudeen's family I'll even feel a little better.I guess that I kind of look throughout the whole newspaper. But, some of the stuff I enjoy reading are: Entertainment, TV Guide, For Sale, Help Wanted, and the Question and Answer. Uncle Jesse: Is there a particular reason that you always wear that red cap? Is there a special reason behind it?Talk to all of you soon!Laura Duke
February 17, 200818 yr That's a good question Laura. I don't really know myself. Green's my favorite color overall but for some reason I just like red hats. I don't even know why. Some things are hard to describe. For example, you might like chocolate ice cream better than vanilla but can't rightly explain why. Here's the next question: what's everybody's favorite ice cream? Mine's mint chocolate chip.
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